Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Cruciferous Vegetable Amplification (S04E04)

"...when you remove the specter of fiery vehicular death."
The Big Bang Theory
"Right."
The Big Bang Theory
"You seem tense."
The Big Bang Theory
"Perhaps this will relax you."
The Big Bang Theory
"I don't wanna listen to music, Sheldon."
The Big Bang Theory
"Very well."
The Big Bang Theory
"I don't understand why you're not enjoying this."
The Big Bang Theory
"Together in this car with my enhanced capabilities..."
The Big Bang Theory
"...we're like Knight Rider."
The Big Bang Theory
"Except in Knight Rider, the car isn't a yammering sphincter."
The Big Bang Theory
"You mock the sphincter, but the sphincter is a class of muscle..."
The Big Bang Theory
"...without which human beings couldn't survive."
The Big Bang Theory
"There are over 50 different sphincters in the human body."
The Big Bang Theory
"How many can you name?"
The Big Bang Theory
"I was wrong. This is exactly like Knight Rider."
The Big Bang Theory
"Perhaps you'd be interested in a different game."
The Big Bang Theory
"No."
The Big Bang Theory
"Using Photoshop, I've introduced a few anachronisms."
The Big Bang Theory
"See if you can spot all 24."
The Big Bang Theory
"I'll give you the first one."
The Big Bang Theory
"Madame Curie should not be wearing a digital watch."
The Big Bang Theory
"That's it. Bye-bye."
The Big Bang Theory
"Bazinga!"
The Big Bang Theory
"I have an override switch."
The Big Bang Theory
"I almost died."
The Big Bang Theory
"Yeah, and I'm safe and sound in bed. Who's crazy now?"
The Big Bang Theory
"I'm still gonna go with you."
The Big Bang Theory
"Nice to see you, Mindy."
The Big Bang Theory
"Konnichiwa, Dr. Nakamora."
The Big Bang Theory
"Leonard, my door."
The Big Bang Theory
"What about it?"
The Big Bang Theory
"Be a lamb and open it for me."
The Big Bang Theory
"Why? What's the problem?"
The Big Bang Theory
"You think you have me stymied, don't you?"
The Big Bang Theory
"No, I think a doorknob has you stymied."
The Big Bang Theory
"Oh, look, it's Leonard and R2-D-Bag."
The Big Bang Theory
"That's my joke, I told it last night. You can't just use it."
The Big Bang Theory
"Raj, be a lamb and open the door for me."
The Big Bang Theory
"Oh, sure."
The Big Bang Theory
"He's a lamb, you're not."
The Big Bang Theory
"Isn't this nice?"
The Big Bang Theory
"The pleasures of fellowship and camaraderie..."
The Big Bang Theory
"...without having to tolerate your germy breath on my skin."
The Big Bang Theory
"I say we just take him to Tatooine and sell him to some Jawas, heh."
The Big Bang Theory
"That's two, dude. Write your own jokes."
The Big Bang Theory
"- Hi, I'm Penny. I'll be your waitress. - Why are you introducing yourself?"
The Big Bang Theory
"I'd rather people not know I have any prior connection to you whatsoever."
The Big Bang Theory
"Can you tell me the specials this evening?"
The Big Bang Theory
"- Sheldon, I'm not waiting on you. - Obviously."
The Big Bang Theory
"I don't even have water yet."
The Big Bang Theory
"Because you're not here."
The Big Bang Theory
"That's discrimination against the otherwise located."
The Big Bang Theory
"I'm going to have to go over your head."
The Big Bang Theory
"Manager?"
The Big Bang Theory
"Manager?"
The Big Bang Theory
"Oh, Lord, look who it is."
The Big Bang Theory
"- Is that Steve Wozniak? - I think it is."
The Big Bang Theory
"The great and powerful Woz."
The Big Bang Theory
"Penny, Steve Wozniak was one of the co-founders of Apple computer."
The Big Bang Theory
"He and Steve Jobs..."
The Big Bang Theory
"Yeah, I know who he is. I watch Dancing With the Stars."
The Big Bang Theory
"I must speak to him."
The Big Bang Theory
"Of course you must."
The Big Bang Theory
"There's an Olive Garden down the street. You guys should try it sometime."
The Big Bang Theory
"Excuse me, Mr. Wozniak?"
The Big Bang Theory
"Oh, hey. Nice virtual presence device."
The Big Bang Theory
"Thank you. I just wanna say I'm a big fan."
The Big Bang Theory
"You're my 15th favorite technological visionary."
The Big Bang Theory
"It's still six spots above Steve Jobs."
The Big Bang Theory
"I care neither for turtlenecks nor showmanship."
The Big Bang Theory
"Yeah, I never got that turtleneck thing."
The Big Bang Theory
"Despite the file system limitations of Apple DOS 3.3..."
The Big Bang Theory
"...it was a pretty nifty little achievement."
The Big Bang Theory
"Thanks, we were shooting for nifty."
The Big Bang Theory
"You know, if you had it here, I'd autograph it for you."
The Big Bang Theory
"Don't move for 15 to 30 minutes..."
The Big Bang Theory
"...depending on how the busses are running."
The Big Bang Theory
"Nerds."
The Big Bang Theory
"Ah!"
The Big Bang Theory
"Aw."
The Big Bang Theory
"Penny."
The Big Bang Theory
"Penny."
The Big Bang Theory
"Penny."
The Big Bang Theory
"What up, Shel-Bot?"
The Big Bang Theory
"I can't get out of bed. I hurt my ankle."
The Big Bang Theory
"Well, what do you want me to do?"
The Big Bang Theory
"Sing me "Soft Kitty.""
The Big Bang Theory
"Really? You want me to sing "Soft Kitty" to a computer monitor?"
The Big Bang Theory
"Would you rather come sing it to me in person?"
The Big Bang Theory
"Soft kitty, warm kitty"
The Big Bang Theory
"Little ball of fur"
The Big Bang Theory
"Okay, what I'm doing here is trying to determine when I'm going to die."
The Big Bang Theory
"I don't think you need to worry about death by badgers being hereditary."
The Big Bang Theory
"...the Thai food, the tank of gas, the frozen yogurt and your rent..."
The Big Bang Theory
"You have to help. It's in the roommate agreement."
The Big Bang Theory
"Because I called shotgun, remember?"
The Big Bang Theory
"This is a photograph of the 1911 Solvay Conference..."
The Big Bang Theory
"Hello, Professor Hoskins."
The Big Bang Theory
"Working on a new plan to catch the roadrunner? Heh, heh."
The Big Bang Theory
"Heh, heh, heh."
The Big Bang Theory
"...on the theory of radiation and quanta."
The Big Bang Theory