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Clips from Silicon Valley - White Hat/Black Hat (S02E02)

"Oh, today is a great day."
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"Special occasion."
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"Oh, shit."
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"You brought cigarettes in here?"
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"No, I take from her purse."
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"Well, this is it."
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"until this transfer is done."
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"Anything?"
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"Well, did you sweep for..."
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"Unauthorized kernel modules, yes."
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"I know we are vulnerable, right now, but, Richard, we're covered, okay?"
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"We severed the prod and dev net."
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"We even killed the Wi-Fi and reverted back"
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"Look at all this shit. Are we in the '90s?"
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"Richard, no one is cracking our transfer."
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"Not Seth, not some rogue nuclear state,"
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"not Sk3wl of fucking R00t."
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"No one."
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"And in two hours and 47 minutes..."
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"Do another Weissman test to make yourself feel better."
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"I just did."
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"Still at 5.1?"
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"Actually, 5.2."
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"Holy shit, dude. That's blazing."
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"Wait, so we're actually gonna win this thing."
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"Hey, quit all the fucking and let me in."
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"- Hey, come on, why's the door locked? - Coming."
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"- Are you afraid you're gonna get raped? - Jared, don't..."
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"What? You're locking the door now?"
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"You don't answer my texts. What the fuck?"
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"Russ, we're at a pretty critical juncture right now, so..."
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"Yeah, it is."
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"Russ, tomorrow, I would be happy to walk this through with you."
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"Okay. I'm out of here. Just answer me this, are we good?"
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"So, again, probably tomorrow would be..."
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"Uh..."
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"- I'm in. - No, no one's in."
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"What are... We're not doing shots right now, Russ."
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"You're not our money guy."
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"- I'm not your money guy. - Since when?"
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"Since you stopped giving us money, asshole."
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"Who's an asshole? I forced you to get lean."
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"And now, like it or not, I'm a fucking black hat."
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"and pay you enough money to go away forever."
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"So take your shitty tequila"
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"and your shitty jeans with fucking metal chunks on them,"
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"and get the fuck out of here."
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"Wow, that's... That's harsh."
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"First of all, this is not shitty tequila. This is very good tequila."
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"400-year-old family-run distillery."
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"Super high-end shit."
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"But I guess what really bums me out is I thought we got each other."
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"You know, you were my guys, you know?"
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"And I guess, with you"
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"it was all about the money, wasn't it, Richard?"
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"Don't you worry, I'll leave, and I'll even leave you the tequila"
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"Come on outside, everybody. Just, I won't waste your time."
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"A McLaren 650S Spider."
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"Yup, just like the one I had to sell when I dropped below a "B.""
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"What do you think, Richard? You like it?"
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"Wow. I..."
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"You got this for me?"
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"What?"
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"No, I... It's for me. I bought this for myself..."
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"to celebrate you guys helping me get back to a billion."
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"That's why I came here, to show it to you. To say thank you."
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"I'm not an asshole."
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"You drove here with a bow on it?"
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"No, I put it on after I parked."
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"I don't understand."
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"Um, sorry."
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"Hello."
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"This is Eshwar Singh, the CTO of Intersite."
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"What the fuck are you doing? You're deleting all my data."
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"- We all are. - It's just deleting everything."
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"It's fucking Seth. Gilfoyle, you said you had this."
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"I thought I did. I don't... This is fucking impossible!"
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"Yeah, well, we got hacked. So, pull the plug. Shut it down on your end."
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"I can't. The disc is spinning at 100% and I don't have access."
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"Now it's basically a fucking fork bomb, and you locked me out of my own system."
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"Okay, uh, Carla, shut it down."
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"Can't even SIGKILL the transfer."
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"It's like all of our keyboards are locked."
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"and talk to you on the phone at the same time, so..."
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"It's like he's right here in this house melting us down."
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"Can you guys just shut the fuck up? I'm trying to sleep."
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"Why the fuck would you smoke"
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"immediately after an anti-smoking pitch?"
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"and there's nothing we can do about it!"
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"Make it stop. Make it stop. Make it stop!"
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"Hey, guys."
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"I think it's this."
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"- What the fuck? - It's happening again."
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"- No, no, no! Don't do that! - Take it off! Take it off!"
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"The Tres Comas bottle was on the delete key."
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"It was..."
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"The corner of it."
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"That's not great..."
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"I gotta go."
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"Did we delete over 9,000 hours of your premium content?"
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"Yes, we did."
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"And that is bad, certainly."
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"But the way we did it..."
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"See, our compression is so incredibly powerful"
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"that we were able to delete all those files"
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"at a rate that until now was unthinkable..."
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"you know, when making your final decision,"
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"put a tequila bottle on their delete key,"
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"I guarantee, they would have struggled"
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"to delete half the amount of files that we did."
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"Or worst."
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"I could... uh... I..."
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"Worst."
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"- Definitely. - Yeah."
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"Um..."
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"But you know what?"
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"Um, I..."
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"I, uh, I'm actually glad that we came here today,"
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"all of us, because this is good."
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"meeting face-to-face..."
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