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Clips from Scrubs - My Nickname (S01E01)

"What are you doing?"
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"he drives me crazy, without hurting his feelings."
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"Sarcasm works better when it's shorter."
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"So what're you doing?"
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"- You're annoying me. - I'm OK with it."
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"I've had such a crappy morning I decided to come out here and eat my lunch."
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"Nice. You know, I've already eaten, but I could..."
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"- Morning. - How do you figure?"
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"How about... Whinyface?"
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"Whinybritches?"
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"I can't believe I went out last night."
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"I was. But I figured I owed it to the ladies."
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"It's hard for doctors and nurses to be long-term friends."
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"When you start out, the nurses know more than you."
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"I'm so proud of you, Bambi."
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"They grow up so fast."
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"- Excuse me? - I was wondering if there's anything"
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"- What's the story on the admit in 64? - She's great. I really like her."
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"Interesting."
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"Michael deserved to know what I think about circumcising babies."
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"What? Actually, no."
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"- I gave her two Valium. - I'm e-mailing you as we're talking."
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"How cool is that?"
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"Elliot. OK, first impressions."
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"I have the same e-maily-pagey thingy."
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"Get out!"
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"- My H sticks a little bit. Does yours? - It does!"
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"- You know, I get deep. - I know."
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"See ya, baby!"
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"Hell, no."
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"Yes, sir."
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"I usually try to get out here for lunch every day at 12.30."
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"You don't say?"
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"I hate scooter pies."
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"You big jerk."
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"Photography's for studs."
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"Luckily, I was prepared."
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"Yes."
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"Interesting titbit."
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"Back during the gold rush when a man staked a claim,"
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"without even asking any questions."
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"Simpler times."
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"What if you've had three great dates and he likes you so much"
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"he hasn't even tried to have sex with you yet?"
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"then I would ask him if he thinks we have a future,"
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"and then I'd probably just cry until he hung up on me."
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"- We are so alike. - I know!"
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"Think of what little patience I have"
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"as your virginity."
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"You always thought it would be there until that night"
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"The only way to avoid the high five with Todd"
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"is not to say anything that he can connect to sex."
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"How you doing?"
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"That's totally how my car was rocking when I took this girl out last night."
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"He earned it."
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"that's fine, but if you ever yell at my friend again over nothing,"
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"then I will wipe that scary smile off your face,"
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"- T-man's afraid of Kelso. - I'm not afraid of Kelso."
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"I just felt like eating in here."
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"It is."
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"Everyone, we can all relax now. The planets have been realigned"
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"Shall we have some fun and take a look?"
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"Interesting. EKG, negative. Tilt table, negative."
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"There's no time for ''Yeah, buts''."
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"just a real smooth move running to your mommy."
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"that she doesn't want her daughter picked on any more."
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"Nothing mean. She's a precious flower and we should all be super nice to her."
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"When I get out, we should hang."
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"There's me who never wants to let anyone down, you know, ever."
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"With so many balls in the air, sometimes it gets a little overwhelming."
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"My God, I'm practically crying. How pathetic is that?"
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"I came to tell you we're gonna keep you here"
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"Yes, doctor."
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"Good choice."
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"Carla, wait."
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"- And cos I'm willing to sleep with you. - Hell, yeah."
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"If I wanted his ass kicked I'd do it myself."
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"Todd,"
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"I will reach into your mouth and unscrew that bulb"
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"Dude, chick threats are hot."
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"Could you be any cuter with the new hair colour?"
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"Holy cow! Please, no."
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"Good morning, sunshine."
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"Could you possibly excuse me for just one second?"
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"Who exactly is doing this to me?"
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"and having to apologise."
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"I should've realised you can stand up for yourself."
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"We're OK, right?"
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"Is he single?"
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"Hello?"
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"Now get out of here so I can eat my wife's egg salad sandwich"
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"No. Actually, I never went to college."
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"I was doing the whole, like, turn a frown upside-down."
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"Is my punishment still coming because the anticipation is killing me?"
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"Well, you tell me why Chorey McCrazy Chore"
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"gets to stay here two more nights."
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"Have you seen what you look like today?"
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"Could you pick up a sample of my dog's stool and take it to the vet for me?"
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"It's OK. Jill can stay a little longer."
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"I was only gonna go to that exhibit"
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"because I wanted you to think I was brainy."
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"- I'm so angry at myself. - Thank goodness."
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"Hundreds of interns have decided they don't need me any more. Why should...?"
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"I don't work with Turk and I'm not close to Elliot."
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"We're supposed to be friends."
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"You don't even get it, do you?"
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"In nine years, I never once felt bad about myself"
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"- Please wait. - Don't."
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"If you're lucky, you'll like what you see."
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"From that moment on, I knew I'd be Bambi for ever."
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"This spot feels secluded. It's so peaceful."
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"- It's just a bench. - Sit down, sweet thang."
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"- What's it gonna take? - Your cupcake."
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"Doing a little drilling?"
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"I have an idea. Let's go the whole day without getting in each other's hair."
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"Just give each other a break? What do you say?"
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"I'm gonna give you a nickname."
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"Whinydancer."
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"The future of the relationship depends on how she handles that very moment."
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"- Dr Cox. - And there you are."
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