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Clips from Community (2009) - Urban Matrimony and the Sandwich Arts (S03E03)

"a fellow student with something."
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"Jeff, you can't be on anti-anxiety meds."
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"♪ I can't count the reasons I should stay ♪"
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"I don't know why I said that. Bye."
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"making you an uncontrollable monster."
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"Looking good, Winger."
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"and for your service to this country."
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"And until they're out of your system,"
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"That's how we all get started in this racket."
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"But at a certain point, if you're smart,"
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"- Ah... - French Stewart..."
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"What do I look like, a sucker?"
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"Got an Oprah."
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"- Whatever. - Whatever."
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"Sounds fun."
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"Guys, I'm sorry,"
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"and then he'll hit rock bottom"
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"I'd love to help,"
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"- Oprah. - Oh, thank you."
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"Fun. Yeah, sure. But here's the deal."
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"No, I send two guys that look a lot"
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"it seemed like a great idea."
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"Hmm..."
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"Ooh, fake Lorenzo Lamas. Let's go."
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"Now smile."
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"No, no, more like a taller, hotter Ryan Seacrest."
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"It's amazing, you're actually more handsome"
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"since my last divorce."
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"You have bad posture."
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"because I couldn't find close enough parking."
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"Ladies and non-gentilemen,"
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"welcome to Howie Schwartz's Star Mitzvah Awards."
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"Coolest skateboard trick, Howie Schwartz!"
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"Best Halo score... Howie Schwartz!"
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"Jeff, I think that we should go."
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"most handsome young man."
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"Nooo!"
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"Look at me! Look at meee!"
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"Ah!"
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"You're lucky. And your friend's debt is paid."
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"I'm challenging your entire medical establishment, sir."
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"and you're blowing money on a Patch Adams?"
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"- No. - Cool."
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"Come here."
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"- Then don't be. - I have to be."
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"Oh, yeah, but I think I'm gonna play by myself right now,"
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"You're gonna be safe again once those pills wear off."
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"of traveling by yourself."
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"You can drive faster, change direction."
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"Chang! Chang! Chang!"
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"- Hi, Pierce. Oh... - Hi!"
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"Hi, Percival!"
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"- Hi. - Hey."
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"Happy New Year, you guys. Do anything fun over break?"
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"Oh, baby Ben got to be baby Jesus"
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"in our church's nativity play."
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"Andre was Joseph, and Jordan was one of the wise men,"
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"and I was in charge of casting."
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"Goodbye, VHS."
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"Hello, SelectaVision CED Videodisc."
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"I'm very psyched for the new semester."
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"Or should I say... Intro to Human Psyched."
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"The worst."
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"For our midterm, we actually get to diagnose"
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"Don't you do way too much of that already?"
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"Accusational opposition disorder."
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"Hello."
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"Whoa."
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"It appears you've all noticed that my swagger"
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"has a new swagger."
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"I'll explain."
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"Over break, I took the plunge"
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"and started seeing a new shrink."
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"What? Hello!"
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"Hello. Anyway, I talked about my dad,"
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"punched a few pillows."
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"And she put me on this amazing anti-anxiety pill."
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"It's really enhanced my self-confidence."
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"I explained that really well."
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"What little self-doubt you have is the only thing"
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"keeping your ego penned in."
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"You are a textbook narcissist."
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"I'm an exceptional narcissist, Britta."
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"I didn't kill my wife!"
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"I don't care."
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"Stop that fugitive!"
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"I was wondering how long it would take"
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"for his own personal use."
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"He's been doing it... a lot."
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"He's not hurting anybody."
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"He just likes reenacting scenes from movies."
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"It's unquestionably awesome."
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"I question it. He spent New Year's"
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"locked in our bathroom with a bad Tom Hanks from cast away."
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"- Well, that makes sense. - You guys, focus!"
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"Where's he getting the money for all this?"
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"Intervention. Intervention. Intervention."
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"No! You guys need to stop intervening."
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"You seriously have a problem."
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"- I said I didn't kill my wife! - I still don't care."
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"Freeze!"
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"Chang, they're just acting!"
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"- Oh. Sorry. - What was that?"
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"- Somebody call the cops! - I've got a friend at the zoo."
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"♪ Give me some rope, time in a tree ♪"
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"♪ Give me the hope to run out of steam ♪"
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"♪ Somebody said we could be here ♪"
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"♪ We could be roped up, tied up, dead in a year ♪"
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"♪ One by one they all just fade away ♪"
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"Resync for WEB-DL by Norther"
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"What is this I hear about a tranquilizer gun?"
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"If you had hit a small student,"
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"they could have died!"
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"I wouldn't do that."
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"I have a heavy flashlight for them."
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"Oh, Ben!"
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"Look, I have to resort to extreme measures."
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"I'm a one-man army."
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"You won't let me have any guards."
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"We're broke, Ben!"
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