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Clips from American Dad! - For Whom the Sleigh Bell Tolls (S06E06)

"That's the spirit."
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"Hey, Mr. S., I'll go shooting with you guys, too."
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"Jeff, I am trying to have"
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"a bonding experience with my son."
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"You are not my son."
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"And when I open my eyes, you better be gone, okay?"
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"I don't want to see a trace of you."
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"Pardon me, sir."
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"I'm what you might call an advanced drinker,"
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"and I've been having a Dickens of a time concocting an eggnog"
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"that provides the certain... heady tingle that I require."
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"Well, normally, people put bourbon in their eggnog."
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"My apologies, sir."
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"I had to be sure you were serious."
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"There is legend of a..."
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"the tallest peak of the Chimdale Mountains."
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"They say he's blind, standing nine feet tall,"
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"with four arms and..."
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"Excuse me, do you have seasonal beers?"
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"You're killing his story!"
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"I can't do anything right."
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"Atop that mountain, a four-armed nine-foot blind man,"
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"makes the strongest whiskey on Earth."
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"you'll never believe a word of this story."
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"Then take this map."
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"It is my gift to you."
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"But just know that..."
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"I'm all set with the beer, but I've got a random question."
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"Do you sell watch batteries?"
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"Steve, shooting a gun is like being intimate with a woman."
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"First, you inspect it to make sure it's clean."
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"Whoa, looks like your mom was right."
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"This isn't safe."
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"Ooh, new target!"
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"Snowman! Get him!"
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"A mall Santa!"
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"I-I didn't see him."
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"Were you gonna ask if he's dead?"
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"I was gonna ask if he's okay."
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"Oh, no. No, no, no."
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"No, no. No."
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"He-He is, he is dead."
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"He will never be okay, because he is-- say it with me--"
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"dead."
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"I'll never pull another trigger as long as I live!"
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"is killing people by mistake."
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"What the hell do we do now?"
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"Well, we're gonna keep things pretty simple."
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"send an anonymous note to his next of kin,"
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"and make sure your mother doesn't find out."
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"If she knew I gave you a gun, she'd kill me."
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"Or maybe she'd get you to do it, huh, killer?"
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"No."
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"No, I'm kidding, but you-you have killed someone."
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"Got to be around here somewhere."
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"Excuse me."
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"Well, if it ain't an alien in a wig."
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"What you say is true, sir."
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"And I seek a blind moonshiner with four arms"
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"who makes the strongest whiskey known to man."
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"But you only have two arms."
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"And it appears you can see me quite well."
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"Just a touch!"
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"Do you believe me now?"
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"Oh, my God."
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"It is you."
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"The name's Bob Todd."
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"Bob Todd Williams."
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"Robert Todford Williams."
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"Bobby Todd, if you like."
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"Todd Willy's fine, too."
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"Robert Todd and Bob Todford's all the same."
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"If you holler "Mr. Williams," I won't know what to do with it!"
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"I do however go by T-Dub at the racetrack."
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"And all the ladies, well, they call me Bert-Bert."
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"Bob Todd, my name is Roger."
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"And it would be an honor if I could purchase your whiskey."
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"I got no use for your green money."
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"Go shopping in a store?"
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"Buy a record?"
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"Guess I'll have to go a different route."
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"Ain't no need to prostrate yourself."
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"You want some of this whiskey, I'll teach you how to make it."
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"Oh, my God, thank you!"
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"Oh, boy, you had me in the palm of your hand there."
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"'Bout a second later,"
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"Okay, let's hide this guy in the backyard"
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"Just be casual, follow my lead."
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"You look amazing, Francine."
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"You're so attractive."
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"Strange."
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"Our mall Santa's prints aren't in the CIA's files."
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"Uh-oh."
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"Okay, here's what happened."
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"A boy shot a man!"
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"Steve killed somebody?"
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"Have you called the police?"
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"No need to. Me and Steve can handle it."
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"Stan, you've done enough."
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"I will not have this Christmas ruined."
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"Now, we're just gonna bury that body deep in the woods"
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"We don't speak of this to anyone."
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"I can't believe we're burying this guy in the woods."
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"I can't believe you guys didn't let me smash his teeth out"
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"and cut off his hands."
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"Just know that my methods are unusual."
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"I'm the opposite of them Jews with the curlicue sideburns."
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"Orthodox?"
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"Now take you a full swig and we'll get started."
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"You did it!"
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"You kissed the raccoon."
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"you wise old cracker."
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"You are always welcome here, budro."
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"You are my kin."
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"And I will let you drive my Camaro"
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"when I fix the got-dang drive shaft."
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"What the hell?"
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"Please tell me I'm not"
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"the only one who got a crazy letter."
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"Did someone blab about what happened in the woods?"
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