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Clips from American Dad! - For Whom the Sleigh Bell Tolls (S06E06)

"No! Uh-uh!"
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"Breaking news."
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"It's the day before Christmas,"
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"and many people are saying"
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"it doesn't feel like Christmas at all."
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"Let's go to Terry Bates."
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"Sir, if I asked what month it felt like to you,"
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"what would you say?"
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"And what is your profession?"
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"I make calendars."
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"With cats on them."
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"For lesbians."
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"Ooh, lesbians are so hard to buy for."
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"Well, there you have it, Greg."
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"There's no feeling of holiday spirit out here at all."
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"It's almost as if someone has killed Santa Claus."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Of course not."
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"There's no such thing as Santa Claus, Steve."
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"Oh, my God."
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"The body's gone!"
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""The Smiths have been naughty, and that makes Santa not nice.""
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"Oh, no."
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"I killed Santa!"
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"Santa's not dead, you fools!"
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"He's in the North Pole, recovering."
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"But he'll be back to kill you all"
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"♪ ♪"
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"What do we do?"
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"If that elf is right, Santa's going to kill us"
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"Okay, look. Maybe that wasn't a real elf."
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"Maybe it's just some midge playing a trick."
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"We all know how mischievous little people are."
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"Most of them don't have jobs,"
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"which gives them plenty of time to think of schemes."
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"I can't believe I shot the real Santa."
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"I can't believe there is a real Santa."
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"So that year I got a vibrator from Santa,"
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"He could be in danger."
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"That's the first place Santa will look for us."
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"It's just the four of us now."
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"Roger?"
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"Santer's after you, huh?"
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"Y'all best follow me, then."
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"I got a spot where no one gonna find you."
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"What? Nothing. Deliverance joke."
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"Poor Ned Beatty."
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"He can... he can play Rudy's dad all he wants,"
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"but when we look at him, all we see"
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"is him getting rammed in the woods."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"come down my chimney."
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"Would it be okay if we hide out"
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"in your house for a while?"
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"Hell, yeah. It's Christmas Eve."
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"Shoot, let's go sing a damn song."
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"Come on, y'all. Relax."
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"It's totally safe, and you look fantastic."
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"They're right."
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"Just because we're being hunted like dogs"
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"doesn't mean we can't have a great Christmas."
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"Screw Santa. Let's have some fun."
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"Here we go, y'all."
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"Two, three, four."
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"Oh, my God. Who is that?"
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"I called him."
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"I wanted to spend Christmas with my husband."
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"I do not want him in our band."
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"There's no instruments for him to play."
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"Right, Bob Todd? He can play the skin flute."
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"Oh."
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"Damn it, Jeff. Go turn off your van."
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"The radio's still on."
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"That's not my radio, Mr. S."
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"My keys are right here."
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"I'm coming for you, Smiths!"
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"How did he find us?"
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"Oh. I wrote him a letter"
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"telling him where he can deliver our presents."
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"He's trying to kill us, you moron!"
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"Dad, stop it. He didn't know."
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"He's super dumb, Hayley."
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"Jeff, please leave my family alone forever."
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"Will you do me that kindness?"
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"Dad!"
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"He understood."
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"It's a Christmas miracle."
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"Okay, we got a fight on our hands, people."
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"I'm going to shoot that fat turd in the belly."
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"I heard that, Bob Todd."
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"I hope you did, you butt licker!"
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"All right, Steve and I will go outside with Bob Todd."
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"But-but, Dad, I swore"
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"I'd never touch another gun as long as I live."
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"The emotional burden I've felt ever since..."
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"Can it, Growing Pains!"
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"Pick up a gun this instant"
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"and send these toy makers to hell!"
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"Mom, can't you make Dad be nicer to Jeff?"
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"He'll come around, eventually."
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"of Jeff living in the house."
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"Remember how hard it was for him to get used to Roger?"
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"Not to mention what's-his-name."
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"My name is Klaus Heisler."
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"Damn it! Me, too."
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"We need more weapons."
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"How about... what-what about these?"
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"We can sharpen them with our mouths and make swords."
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"Here. Just... just suck it till it's pointy."
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"Francine, give Hayley your candy cane."
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"You want to help me?"
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"Stand here and shield me from arrows until you die."
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"Jeff Fischer!"
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"Come and fight with me."
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"You're a good boy."
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"You don't have to die with the Smiths."
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"I got you that polar bear helmet"
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"Jeff, don't do this!"
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"Let him go, Hayley."
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"I knew he wasn't Smith material."
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