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Clips from American Dad! - For Whom the Sleigh Bell Tolls (S06E06)

"♪ I got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day ♪"
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"♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say ♪"
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"♪ American Dad 6x08 ♪ For Whom the Sleigh Bells Toll Original Air Date on December 12, 2010"
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"a damn thing for Christmas."
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"Just because you married him"
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"Actually, it does, Dad, and you need to accept that."
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"socially I can't wear mascara"
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"after Christmas dinner?"
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"Well, I'm not gonna be able"
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"darts, a Ping-Pong table, that puppy."
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"A machine gun?"
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"Mm, seems a bit dangerous for me."
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"You are no part of this family."
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"Terrible."
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"There is legend of a moonshiner who lives atop"
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"who also has the tongue of a dragon,"
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"I believe everything."
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"Get out."
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"Then you grab it on the butt and jam the magazine in."
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"Safety goggles."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Is he...? Dead?"
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"He is not okay."
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"You didn't say it with me."
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"Relax, Steve. Part of gun ownership"
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"Check the guy's fingerprints on my CIA computer,"
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"Take a drop of this here."
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"Purchase?"
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"What the hell am I supposed to do with it?"
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"while I run his prints."
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"Damn it!"
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"Hey, Francine, you look amazing!"
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"You were right, Mom, I'm too young for a gun!"
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"What? You want to get away with this or not?"
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"Okay, I'm gonna teach you how to make"
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"this here whiskey the way my pappy taught me."
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"What-What do they call them-them sideburn Jews?"
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"Right. I am unorthodox."
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"You're a real moonshiner now, you son of a bitch."
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"Go forth and brew my ancient elixir with these sacred jugs."
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"I got one, too."
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"If I had to guess, I'd say mid-October."
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"Did I?!"
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"It's true!"
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"Fly, Mimsy!"
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"I don't think that was a little person, Stan."
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"Look at this!"
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"that was really from Santa?"
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"Dad, we have to get Jeff."
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"He's at the house."
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"Forget about Jeff."
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"Make that five, numb nuts."
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"Won't hear when I make you squeal like a pig, neither."
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"Santer's after you, huh?"
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"Come in after the "diddle-diddles.""
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"What is he doing here?"
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"Then, what the hell is that noise?"
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"♪ ♪"
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"Hyah!"
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"You gave away our hiding spot!"
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"He doesn't know anything!"
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"Francine, you and Hayley lock the door behind us"
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"and shoot from the windows."
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"You're doing it, son."
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"Is it weird to have a boner?"
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"It'd be weird if you didn't."
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"When? I've been with Jeff for four years."
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"On your right."
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"♪ ♪"
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"♪ ♪"
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"I'm out of ammo!"
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"Wow. Hayley-- brand-new respect for you."
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"Shut up. I can do it."
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"Dad, there's too many of them!"
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"I want to help, Mr. S."
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"from The Golden Compass that you asked for."
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"Let me help you there, Mr. S."
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"I'll tend to Mr. S. in the cockpit."
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"Damn."
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"Right after me and this here reindeer"
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"♪ The sun in the sky has a smile on his face ♪"
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"♪ And he's shining a salute to the American race ♪"
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"♪ ♪"
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"Three days till Christmas!"
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"Mr. S., I have to mail my letter to Santa."
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"I'm asking for an authentic polar bear helmet"
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"from the movie Golden Compass."
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"You're a golden dumb-ass!"
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"Dad, be nice to Jeff."
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"He's just excited about Christmas."
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"He's a grown man and he still believes in Santa Claus."
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"Isn't it amazing?"
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"To maintain that childlike sense of wonder?"
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"No, Hayley. And I'm not getting that moron"
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"doesn't make him a part of my family."
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"Hayley, the only thing I have to accept is that"
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"even though it makes my eyes pop like firecrackers."
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"Look, I've got wooden clogs to put around the tree."
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"I'm starting a new Christmas tradition."
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"What was wrong with our old traditions?"
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"Like letting homeless people smell our napkins"
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"On The View, they said we could try the Dutch custom"
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"of putting presents in wooden clogs."
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"Barbara Walters said it,"
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"and she had an affair with a married black senator."
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"So, you know, she doesn't drive in the slow lane."
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"to fit my present for Steve in a shoe."
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"I'm getting him his first gun this Christmas."
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"It's the perfect way for us to bond."
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"A gun?"
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"Can't you bond over something else?"
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"I've tried everything else--"
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"The puppy!"
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"Eh, it's probably too late."
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"Well, I'm sorry, but guns are too dangerous for Steve."
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"Promise you won't get him one for Christmas."
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"I promise I won't get Steve a gun for Christmas."
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"Merry Wednesday, son!"
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"But I guess if coked-out child soldiers"
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"in the Congo can do it..."
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