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Clips from Family Guy - Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington (S03E03)

""It seems today that all you see"
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""Is violence in movies and sex on TV"
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""Laugh and cry"
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""He's a family guy"
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"All these months I should've been paying attention to what you've been saying."
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"Cheer up. Be proud. You've given birth to the future emperor of the world."
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"Pity you won't be around to enjoy it. Cheerio."
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"Aaagh!"
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"- Lois! Lois! - Huh? Hm?"
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"Something about Stewie and Cheerios... It's gone."
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"Hey, Chris, Meg! We're going to Fenway!"
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"at a rate of five miles per hour. What time will Louie arrive?"
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"- Depends if he stops to see his ho. - That's called a variable."
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"I was in a terrible plane crash. My entire family was killed and I am a vegetable."
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"Too soon?"
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"- Here it comes, Jeremy! - I got it! I got it!"
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"We haven't done anything together like this since we saw Mike Tyson get beat."
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"All right, Mike. The word again is "onomatopoeia"."
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"Oh, dang."
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"Me, too. Maybe we can get on TV if we take our shirts off and run onto the field."
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"- I'm not taking my shirt off. - There. Now they're old news."
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"That plane crash I told you about, it turned out to be gas."
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"I'm tired of Mr Weed treating me like a common doormat."
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"- Why have you forsaken me? - Mr Weed?"
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"What do you call it when a guy in middle management moves to upper management?"
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"Sometimes the business world's funny."
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"And so on behalf of the El Dorado Cigarette Company,"
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"This is sweet! Why are you putting a window in the factory?"
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"They'll never realise we're using toys to get children addicted"
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"Hey, family, anyone in the mood for lobster? Ow! Oh, God! One of them has my pupil!"
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"Cool! That's imitatable."
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"What the hell? "El Dorado Cigarettes"? That's who bought your company?"
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"with subliminal advertising."
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"- Timmy, where's Lassie? - She's out in the orchard, Ma."
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"You have to talk to these new bosses in the morning."
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"- That's just not true. - What about this toy?"
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"It's just a doll with a cigarette."
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"Trust me. The last thing we want is to get kids to start smoking."
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"Huh. Then what about that poster that says"
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""The graph was not made in art class. We really do want kids to start smoking. ""
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"- How did it go? - I'm not finished yet."
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"All right, Dad!"
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"- Great work-out, Bobby. - Up yours, sack-breath!"
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"But El Dorado Cigarettes coated the inside of the house with a microfilm of Teflon,"
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"Oh."
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"I'm Nudes on Ice!"
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"A little chicory perks up the taste of roasted coffee beans. It's a good thing."
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"Absolutely. One of the worst days I've seen in years."
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"- And I hate myself. - You make me sick, you fat sack of crap."
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"The you who said you hated you. You, who love, hate, Yankees, clouds..."
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"I'll have that fixed for you, sir."
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"Wow. My own office. I guess I'd better get busy."
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"Gentlemen, we have a problem."
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"We've tried everything to get through to these politicians."
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"Excuse me. Do you have a dollar? I'm a little short."
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"Where are we going to find someone who's that stupid?"
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"all the tellers go 'Whoopee!"'"
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"That wasn't funny. I thought you were Jewish."
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"and help those bastards see what fun-loving people"
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"the tobacco industry's made of."
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"How do you respond to that?"
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"Hey. Hey, Armey. Hey, what's your wife's name? Vagina Coastguard?"
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"Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I don't know what happened."
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""Sssmokin'!" "Sssmokin'!""
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"Mom, the school janitor said that Dad's working for the bad guys."
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"Your father's doing great work. Life's never been better."
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"Oh, my God! Stewie, no! Oh, God. What have I done?"
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"Come on, kids. We gotta put a stop to this. Now!"
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"Bob Dole. Bob Dole. Bob Dole. Bob Dole."
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"- Mr Griffin, time for your speech. - What about your son?"
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"Ladies and gentlemen of Congress, I am here today to talk to you about smoking."
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"I know a lot of you are already on my side."
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"Thank you, ladies and..."
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"Not "ass", you pervert. Save it for the interns."
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"Oh, my God. That's Stewie. Lois was right. Children under four shouldn't smoke."
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"by fining the El Dorado Cigarette Company infinity billion dollars!"
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"You mean the way you've morally bankrupted America?"
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"Naked people who may be willing to pleasure you for a price you negotiate."
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""But where are those good old-fashioned values"
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""On which we used to rely?"
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""Lucky there's a family guy"
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""Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us"
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"That's funny. I don't remember buying Stewie these toys."
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"My God. It all makes sense now."
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"My baby is some kind of diabolical genius bent on world domination!"
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"You're an evil child."
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"Why? Why did I have to go and smoke pot when I was pregnant with you?"
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"- What's the matter? - I just had the strangest dream."
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"Come on, get up. It's opening day for the Sox."
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"You can't pull the kids out of school for a baseball game."
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"Nothing they learn in school they can't learn on the street."
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"- It's 3 o'clock. Where the hell is Louie? - You tell me."
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"Louie left his house at 2.15 and has to travel a distance of 6.2 miles"
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"- Look what I made for the game. - What's that mean anyway?"
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"- "And the Lord said 'Go, Sox. "' - Dad, don't you have to work today?"
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"It's nothing a little phone call can't take care of."
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"- Hello? - Mr Weed? I can't come to work today."
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"I'll see you tomorrow. Huh? Huh?"
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"Please, Peter. Your excuses are lamer than FDR's legs."
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"Yes! Yeah! Whoo! All right! I'm the man! Yeah!"
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"Hold on to this. It'll be a souvenir of your first Major League game with your Dad."
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"My God! I shall cherish this for ever."
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"I'll trade you this baseball for your souvenir bat."
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"- Sure. - What did you learn?"
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"- Uh, C. - I'm sorry. That's incorrect."
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"I'm so glad you talked us all into playing hooky."
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"- Peter! - Go, Sox! Go..."
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"Aaargh!"
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"Hm."
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"- Peter? - Oh... Hi, Mr Weed."
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"- It seems you've made a full recovery. - Oh, yeah. Yeah."
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"Aha! Liar. Tomorrow, my office, 9.30."
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"I want him to treat me like a deluxe one from Pottery Barn with the fancy straw."
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"I don't care for Pottery Barn."
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"If you want Mr Weed to respect you, you're gonna have to earn it."
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"I heard you ran into my identical twin brother at the ball game yesterday."
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"If you don't buy that, sorry I was at the ball game."
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"Peter, I just received terrible news."
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"This company has been taken over by a conglomerate."
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"After 23 years of faithful service, I've been terminated!"
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