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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Bachelor Party Corrosion (S09E09)

"Oh, and how do you think you're going to get me to do that?"
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"Unhand me!"
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"I told you to put tape on his mouth!"
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"And I told you he bit me!"
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"♪ The autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools ♪"
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"It's bad enough I'm being taken"
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"against my will."
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"some hippie's mobile sex dungeon."
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"It runs on syphilis?"
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"Richard Feynman."
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"A buddy of mine let me borrow it."
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"This was Feynman's van?"
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"Yeah, nothing's been changed since he drove it."
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"I bet he picked up a lot of cute grad students in this bad boy."
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"So, are you gonna give us a clue where we're headed?"
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"Uh, okay, let's see..."
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"They've got spicy food"
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"We can drive there."
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"Your house?"
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"We are going to Meh-he-co!"
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"Fun, I've never been there!"
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"Uh, mariachi bands, wild dogs,"
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"beans that jump around 'cause there's a worm inside."
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"Okay, calm down."
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"There's a theme to this weekend."
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"We are going to Mexico in Feynman's van"
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"to stay at the vacation house Feynman bought"
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"with the money from his Nobel Prize."
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"Come on, Leonard's doing bachelor stuff."
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"You sure we can't take you to a strip club?"
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"Nah, if I want to see a naked dancing man,"
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"I just flush the toilet while Leonard's in the shower."
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"Hi. Hey."
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"but in the spirit of bachelorette parties,"
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"I made cookies in the shape of male genitals."
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"Whoa!"
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"Oh, look,"
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"Jewish and gentile."
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"I had extra dough."
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"Oh, that's Leonard."
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"He said they're about to cross the border."
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"Oh, yeah, right. Lock up your daughters"
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"Uh-oh."
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"According to this Mexican Customs Web site,"
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"visitors may not bring more than five laser discs,"
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"20 compact discs"
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"or 12 VHS tapes."
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"We don't have any of those."
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"VHS was king when Feynman drove this van."
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"For all we know, there are hidden compartments"
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"If there was a hidden compartment,"
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"don't you think you'd be stuffed in it by now?"
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"Are we all up to date on our yellow fever inoculations?"
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"You don't need a yellow fever shot to go to Mexico."
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"So, Penny, how's married life?"
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"Oh, it's good."
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"I just wish Leonard would work up the courage"
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"to tell Sheldon he's moving in here."
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"You guys still aren't living together?"
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"We are. I mean, he sleeps here."
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"before Sheldon has a bad dream"
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"and tries to climb into bed"
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"how's single life treating you?"
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"I was thinking about changing my wardrobe."
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"Yes! Good for you!"
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"But then I decided I don't want to go changing who I am"
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"just because of some man."
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"Yes. Good for you."
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"to want to change your look after a breakup."
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"Actually, I was thinking of making one small change."
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"Your sweater? Your glasses?"
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"Oh. Oh."
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"My mom said pierced ears"
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"Okay, well, you're a grown woman now."
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"I know, but Sheldon had this clause"
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"in the Relationship Agreement"
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"forbidding cosmetic surgery"
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"Really?"
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"You have a piercing gun? No."
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"All you need is a needle and an ice cube."
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"Oh, I don't know."
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"Oh, come on. I'll be gentle."
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"Oh, not a problem."
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"If anything goes down,"
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"we just put Koothrappali in the driver's seat"
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"and slap a sombrero on his head."
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"Dude, how many races can you offend in a single breath?"
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"Have you watched the Olympics with me?"
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"Sheldon, can you believe that we're driving in a van"
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"that was owned by one of the greatest scientific minds"
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"of the 20th century?"
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"It's like the Batmobile."
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"If Batman was real"
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"and his car wasn't cool."
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"It is extraordinary."
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"Maybe between this and his beach house,"
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"we will be inspired to greatness."
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"I usually don't put too much stock in charms and talismans."
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"feeling Richard Feynman's"
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"butt dent cupping my own bottom..."
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"Keep your creative juices in your pants."
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"I think it's a tire."
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"What if we get kidnapped?"
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"What if we end up in a factory making Bart Simpson piñatas"
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"for the rest of our lives?!"
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"What?"
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"I am getting too old for this crud."
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""in a relationship" on Facebook."
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"You're right."
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"I should probably let all of my Facebook friends know."
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"Uh, no, not yet."
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"There's still a few people I haven't told personally."
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"Who?"
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"Oh, just my parents"
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"and my entire family."
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"Why?"
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"Well, I don't want to hurt my dad."
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"You know, he always wanted"
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"They started to, then her water broke."
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"You know, if he finds out we eloped,"
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