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Clips from The Simpsons - Pray Anything (S14E14)

"Uh-uh-uh-uh. Slowly. Make me forget my troubles."
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"Look at all this. The great food, the party, the sunshine."
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"Yeah, with, like, a thousand boobs."
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"Woo-hoo! That's the God I'm gonna worship."
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"Well, there's only one God for me, your dad's old hunting trophy."
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"- I don't know, incurring God's wrath? - Eh. God's cool."
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"See, I don't know that he is."
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"Thank you, God. Now, turn the rainwater into wine."
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"Let every evil lung fill."
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"Okay. I got two of every animal..."
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"...but only males. I don't want any hanky-panky."
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"Hey, hey, hey. Cut that out."
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"Wet and wonderful God..."
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"...your flood has driven us to the roof of your church."
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"Oh, God's ignoring me."
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"It's Reverend Lovejoy."
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"There are perfectly logical explanations for everything that happened."
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"The bonfire sent soot into the air, which created rain."
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"Keep that popcorn chicken coming, colonel."
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"Not bad."
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"Wow, I wonder what it would be like to be with a woman like that."
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"- Huh? - Aw."
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"The Cowgirls versus The She-gles. Heh."
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"D'oh! D'oh!"
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"...and look at your beautiful lawn. It sickens me."
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"And now Ken Burns."
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"Ken Burns has loved two things."
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"Ah, yes."
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"Oh, by the way, did you see the judging in the monkey figure skating?"
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"Oh, well, we could live with a stopped-up drain."
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"- Oh! - Oh."
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"Homer, we can't sue the church."
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"Can I borrow your pen to sign this?"
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"We're very sorry for the victim's injury."
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"Woo-hoo!"
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"It's all good."
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"Well, the court has spoken, so here you go."
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"Wherever shall we go?"
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"Uh, you can come to my church."
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"You're right. I'll make it up..."
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"You're going the wrong way."
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"Well, yours would be black, Kent. Black as the ace of spades."
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"Homer, send these people home."
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"Full house. Jacks over twos."
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"Homer, aren't you afraid you might be...?"
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"Yay!"
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"They were misled by a demon in blue pants."
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"Oh, you coughed up some drywall."
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"...or make a new house from one of my ribs."
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"I can't get enough of you, baby"
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"On Dasher, on Dancer. Man, I must be wasted."
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"Hey, they've suffered enough."
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"I've never actually been to a baseball game."
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"Now, here's something for the men to dribble over."
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"The dog's onboard too."
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"Ow!"
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"- Yeah. Well, nachos are nachos. - Over here. Over here."
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"Oh, look. God's giving us a little shower."
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"And it ain't in such great shape as it is."
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"...the Lord will be a... Holy shining light unto us all."
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"- You're watching - Monkey Olympics on Fox."
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"Whoa, let's get biblical."
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"Homer, please don't sue the church."
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"Put the head back on."
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"Okay."
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"If you could fix my house..."
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"You betcha. It's a nice break from the male sports I usually watch."
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"Why do I always give in to him?"
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"They so consumed my life..."
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"And, Rev, you'll be bunking with me."
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"I command you."
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"I wanna lay it at your feet"
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"There's people in Community Outreach Center."
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"I was made for loving you, baby"
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"Woo!"
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"- Yeah, no mercy. - Roll that rock."
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"...shoveling popcorn chicken into thy mouth."
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"Dad, maybe you should stop praying. See if that makes it happy."
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"Where you going, Reverend? The town's that way."
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"Dear Lord, as I think of you, dressed in white with your splendid beard..."
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"God is capable of great anger and great mercy..."
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"Bart, you're a little young to be growling at 7-foot Chinese ladies."
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"- Hey. - Oh."
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"I'm the owner of this here team."
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"- D'oh! - Huh?"
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"Flanders, what's your secret?"
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"Wait a minute. I'll do what Flanders does."
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"...I can just get up and change the channel."
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"Mm... Move over, eggs."
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"So that's your answer. I'll sue the church."
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"She was run over by a clergyman."
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"In that case, I award Mr. Simpson the deed to the church."
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"'Cause girl, I was made for you"
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"Oh, I love this song."
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"I am so sorry for all your horrible problems."
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"Hey, hey, you can't throw us out."
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"Everybody, look at the much needed rain."
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"Let us pray."
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"...but mostly great anger."
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"Mm, mm."
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"I think it's about time for you to tell me what's in those spices."
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"You never get arrested, don't buy clothes at Mister Blob..."
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"Aw, he thinks he's papal."
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"Dear Lord, please spare this sinful town."
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"...I am reminded of Colonel Sanders who is now seated at your right hand..."
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