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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Fuzzy Boots Corollary (S01E01)

"- Give me the phone. - I thought you wanted to cancel."
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"I can't. If I don't show up, she'll still be expecting you."
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"Why would she be expecting me?"
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"Stop asking me all these questions. I need to take another shower."
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"- Are the rest of the guys meeting us here? - Oh, yeah."
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"No."
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"Turns out that Raj and Howard had to work..."
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"Ooh, my uncle just had a colonoscopy."
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"You're kidding. Well, then, that's something we have in common."
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"How?"
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"We both have people in our lives who wanna nip intestinal polyps in the bud."
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"So, what's new in the world of physics?"
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"Nothing."
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"Really? Nothing?"
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"Well, with the exception of string theory, not much has happened since the 1 930s..."
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"...and you can't prove string theory."
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"At best you can say, "Hey, look, my idea has an internal logical consistency.""
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"Ah. Well, I'm sure things will pick up."
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"What's new at the Cheesecake Factory?"
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"Oh, uh, not much."
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"Oh, we do have a chocolate key lime that's moving pretty well."
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"Good."
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"Good."
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"Uh, what about your, uh, hallway friend?"
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"Doug? Oh, yeah. I don't know. I mean, you know, he's nice and funny, but--"
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"- Can I get you started with some drinks? - No. Bzzz."
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"- You were saying, "But...."? - I'd like a drink."
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"Just say the "but" thing about Doug, and then I'll get her back."
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"Okay, well, it-- I don't know. It's just me."
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"I'm still getting over this break-up with Kurt."
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"And this thing with Doug would just be rebound sex."
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"Ugh. Don't get me started on rebound sex."
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"It's just-- It's my pattern."
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"I break up, then I find some cute guy..."
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"...and then it's just 36 meaningless hours of...."
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"you know."
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"Is that one 36-hour experience or is that 36 hours spread out over..."
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"No. It's usually over a weekend."
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"And trust me, you do not feel good after it."
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"Well, chafing, right?"
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"Emotionally."
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"Of course, yeah. Emotional chafing."
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"Hey, do you wanna see something cool?"
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"I can make this olive go into this glass without touching it."
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"- How? - Physics."
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"Wow, centrifugal force."
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"Actually, it's centripetal force, which is an inward force..."
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"...generated by the glass acting on the olive. Ooh."
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"Excuse me."
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"No, no. I'm okay."
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"It's stopped bleeding."
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"Anyway, you did throw up. Isn't that a sign of a concussion?"
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"yes, but I get carsick too, so...."
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"Okay."
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"Sorry about your car, by the way."
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"Oh, no, it's fine. You got most of it out the window."
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"The poor guy on the bike."
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"I had a nice time."
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"yeah, me too."
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"Well, um, good night."
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"- Leonard. - yeah?"
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"This?"
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"No."
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"No, of course not."
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"This was just you and me hanging out with guys who didn't show up..."
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"...because of work and a colonoscopy."
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"Okay. I was just checking."
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"When I take a girl on a date, and I do, heh..."
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"- So how was your date? - Awesome. Heh."
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"Score one for liquor and poor judgment."
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"Sheldon, he's got Raj. Use your sleep spell."
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"- Well, no. - I smell robot."
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"I read it in Journal of American Neuroscience."
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"I'm not sure that I do. Um...."
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"You don't wanna go to the emergency room?"
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"Good night."
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"We kiss. It's a little tentative at first."
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"Oh, goody, we're getting a cat."
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"None at all?"
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"- What do you think? - you proposed the experiment."
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"One, two, three."
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"I've been there. you're in for a treat."
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"...as the Hubble telescope does of discovering at the center of a black hole..."
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"Technically, it refers to the largest meal of the day."
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"Us guys?"
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"How do I look?"
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"To carve the-- Okay, I'll see you at 6:30."
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"Now, if you were biting on the olive..."
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"Good night."
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"...she knows she's been dated."
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"- No. - I'm not okay."
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"- Thank you. - Hmm."
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"I think Mrs. Tishman's got her eye on you."
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"- Great. - Yeah, I like hanging out with you guys."
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"I think you should present your findings first."
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"...you'd be on a non-inertial reference frame and would--"
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"...is a little man with a flashlight searching for a circuit breaker."
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"Five, six, seven."
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"I think I might have a concussion. I'm gonna go lay down."
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"Capital D. Heh."
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"So to clarify here, by dinner, I mean supper."
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"Did you spill ketchup?"
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"I should march over there and ask her out."
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"Bold face, underlined, like, dated."
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"Well, thank you for your time."
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"Fair enough."
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"Nevertheless, I do feel obligated to point out to you..."
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"- Are you okay? - Yeah, I'm okay."
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"Really?"
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"- Supper? - Or dinner, you know."
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"No, but you're right."
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"...that she did not reject you."
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"On the plus side, it was a good kiss, reasonable technique, no extraneous spittle."
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"Ah."
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"Uh, 6:30 is great."
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"you did not ask her out."
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"I was thinking 6:30 if you can go, or a different time."
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"My point was, don't buy a cat."
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"- None? - None."
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"On the other hand, no arousal."
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