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Clips from MAS*H - Bananas, Crackers and Nuts (S01E01)

I envy the ﬂy that walks across your upper lip.

"I envy the ﬂy that walks across your upper lip."

M*A*S*H

— Fine. — And dandy.

"— Fine. — And dandy."

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I‘d rather not say.

"I‘d rather not say."

M*A*S*H

— “Psy—chi—atric.” — Psy—chi—atric?

"— “Psy—chi—atric.” — Psy—chi—atric?"

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and he doesn’t even know / eXIst.

"and he doesn’t even know / eXIst."

M*A*S*H

That would be Major Houlihan?

"That would be Major Houlihan?"

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- Oh? — Oh, yeah.

"- Oh? — Oh, yeah."

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I think Frank should havea clear choice.

"I think Frank should havea clear choice."

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Captain Sherman, you know Major Houlihan and Major Burns.

"Captain Sherman, you know Major Houlihan and Major Burns."

M*A*S*H

— You have that head doctor—— — I‘ll tell Captain Sherman to see you.

"— You have that head doctor—— — I‘ll tell Captain Sherman to see you."

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in which you didn‘t come out smelling like a well—adjusted rose?

"in which you didn‘t come out smelling like a well—adjusted rose?"

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My sense of reality is my gyroscope.

"My sense of reality is my gyroscope."

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