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Clips from The Simpsons - Homer the Father (S22E22)

"♪ Picket fence days don't last forever ♪"
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"♪ The future is coming up ♪"
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"♪ Mom and Dad ♪"
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"♪ And kids are precious. ♪"
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"I love visiting you at work, Dad."
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"'Cause you can wake me up if somebody comes."
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"Check this out, Bart."
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"It only opens to my eye or an exact copy."
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"Let's see if this works."
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"I'll just use my eye."
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"Sweet dreams, boy."
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"They will be if you're in 'em, Pops."
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"You're gonna love meeting my friends."
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"Where the hell did that come from?"
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"It's from me, son."
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"Want me to take it up to your bed"
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"No!"
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"Why in the world would you get me this?"
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"Because you've been such a great kid lately,"
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"and I wanted to show you I appreciated it."
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"Oh."
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"That's great."
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"I wouldn't trade it for all the tea in... China..."
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"Something wrong, Bart?"
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"You betrayed your country for no reason."
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"Mm, the boy's acting really weird."
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"Well, maybe you shouldn't listen to a 30-year-old TV show"
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"that only got on the air"
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"'cause the creator had evidence"
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"the network president ran over a guy."
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"Where's he going?"
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"Why on earth would a child go to the zoo?"
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"It's still here. Yes!"
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"I get the flash drive back and the manila envelope!"
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"Aha! Typical American treachery!"
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"I can't believe a boy who would betray his country"
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"would betray a different country."
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"Unbelievable!"
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"Terrible!"
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"Masters, I can explain."
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"Explain nothing!"
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"Hand over the flash drive."
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"Then you leave us no choice."
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"A teddy bear?!"
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"A teddy bear made in China."
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"Dad!"
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"The boy's flash drive may be in there,"
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"but I've got a lifetime of nuclear secrets up here."
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"Okay, but don't read our subtitles."
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"I know what you're saying."
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"I understand food talk in every language!"
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"American fatso, your knowledge helped us build this plant."
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"We would like you to have the honor"
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"of cutting the ceremonial ribbon."
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"Um, I'll see myself out."
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"I can stand here all day."
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"Oh, my feet hurt."
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"You know, Dad, I really did have"
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"a good time hanging out with you."
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"Well, now it's time for the best kind of bonding--"
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"sitting next to each other in silence,"
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"staring blankly at the TV."
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"♪ They fight and fight, they fight and fight and fight ♪"
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"♪ Fight-fight-fight, fight-fight-fight! ♪"
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"It's good enough."
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"Let's go home."
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"Rebecca, you briefly inspired"
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"the hairstyle called "The Lizzie.""
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"Is "The Lizzie" with us here tonight?"
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"I was clear with your people"
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"that I would not recreate "The Lizzie.""
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"Oh, but "The Lizzie" is here."
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""I shouldn't judge my prom date"
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"I should judge him by who he is in here.""
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"The family hugs."
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"Ew."
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"everyone in the cast, including the dog."
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"To quote Matthew Perry from Friends,"
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""too much information.""
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"And to quote Dwayne from What's Happening,"
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""Hey... Hey... Hey.""
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"♪ Cherish that family smile ♪"
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"♪ Picket fence days don't something-something ♪"
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"♪ The future is coming soon ♪"
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"♪ Mom and Dad and kids ♪"
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"♪ Are something. ♪"
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"My favorite song now."
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"Everybody! Air guitar!"
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"Come on, do it with me."
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"Use your whammy bar! Whoo! Now fuzz it up!"
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"Excellent."
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"♪ Picket fence days don't last forever ♪"
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"Dad, I need a new baseball glove."
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"What's wrong, Homie?"
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"I told all my friends I was getting one."
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"And I love having you here, son."
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"Step away from the traitor!"
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"lots and lots more time with you."
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"One of those retinal scan dealies."
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"Homer, a good father is strong enough"
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