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Clips from Broad City (2014) - Stolen Phone (S01E01)

"Okay, this is--"
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"Did Amelia Earhart wait to be"
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"And then they said no."
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"But she still did it."
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"This is the Abbi I love and fell in love with"
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"Skylar Cummings- Conkelmann,"
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"I used to babysit for him."
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"He was adorable."
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"He's..."
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"We met at a hardware store, he was disgusting."
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"You know, I'm picking all white dudes right now."
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"I must be craving pink dick."
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"I'm gonna go with this."
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"and then he started waxing it and all of a sudden it was like,"
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"glasses off, you're (bleep) gorgeous."
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"Johnny Fissinger. Danny McCarrow."
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"Rod White."
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"So, okay, that's 36 guys"
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"You know, you can just say "in real life.""
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"♪ Four and three and two and one-one ♪"
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"♪"
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"♪ Go in the city and we shiver close to the fire ♪"
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"It filmed right near my dad's office."
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"So I learned about AIDS before a lot of my friends."
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"Ugh, Abbi in outdoor lighting."
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"Yes, are you kidding me? No, yeah."
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"and there's no sound anymore."
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"Uh, last week? Oh, my God, great."
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"Great."
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"You're just giving up?"
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"Yeah, no, I'm not."
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"Me, me is."
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"Yes-- calling my mom."
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"Is there a missing phone?"
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"Dayum!"
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"That penis is pink."
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"(woman) Oh, my God, are you kidding me?"
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"I mean, I don't, like, lose it,"
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"lose it, I just, like, I see it"
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"fall into the toilet, but..."
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"Okay."
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"Okay, you guys, listen."
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"He called me hot."
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"So I'm cute, but you guys get it."
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"Can you guys help me find it?"
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"Don't ever let society change you."
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"We've all moved on."
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"Thanks, you too. Thanks."
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"She doesn't have, like, street smarts like me, you know,"
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"Stay on the local news, they only cover rapes and murders."
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"That takes one more second."
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"Abbi!"
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"No, dude, I'm fine, I just lost my phone."
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"Remember that hot dude at the bar?"
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"never gonna hear from him again."
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"I watch myself run around the city all the time on it."
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"He went to Cornell."
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"Anywhere else is fine."
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"It's the tenth horse that died this year."
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"That's ten horses I've had to replace."
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"Um, excuse me, where's the Met?"
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"Yeah, you can't miss it. Thank you."
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"at 8:00 and I just bet he's the drummer."
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"get a caricature or something?"
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"(Abbi) Ilana, come on, my soul mate could've texted me."
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"You know what? I'll call it,"
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"This is mine, though."
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"This is the mine, this is easy to--"
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"Ilana."
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"No, this park is full of pervs."
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"Get ready, because everybody's gonna whip"
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"(Abbi) All right, you're doing this right now, okay. Find your phone."
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"This is crazy right now."
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"Only in NYC!"
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"The dot's moving south."
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"Like, I need to get it, 'cause I-- Wait, stop."
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"What?"
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"I bet my battery died."
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"We could go to Tyler's show."
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"I think he's in a boy band, so."
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"It was fun, it was just fun, you know?"
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"Oh! Jesus."
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"(man) All right, thank you all for coming."
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"Everything you're about to see will be fully improvised."
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"even though I have a vagina!"
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"Ha ha ha!"
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"I'm embarrassed that I'm here."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Scene!"
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"I feel like I've been hate-crimed."
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"Oh, my God! The dot's back!"
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"(Abbi) Ew, it's still in Times Square!"
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"I bet the freak was seeing a play"
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"Upper East Side, means it's a tourist."
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"The dot's moving down Eighth Ave."
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"the last place every tourist goes."
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"Right, right, right, right. Right?"
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"(woman) Wait, you guys don't have wine?"
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"What about white wine?"
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"So this is my phone, this is your phone."
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"I've been following you, like, all day today,"
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"I carry it to make me look petite."
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"Awesome."
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"Wait, do you guys have red wine?"
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"♪ Can you make me go ooh ooh ooh ahh ♪"
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"Can I get a one-word suggestion?"
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"I heard "cunnilingus.""
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"We also have lobster in the shell."
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"I am a robot and I'm programmed to be horny."
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"What's wrong?"
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"Thank you for your services."
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"But seriously, thank you for your services, they were good."
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"Whoa, whoa, just--"
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"I'm so sorry."
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"Ben!"
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"Just give me a second."
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"Cool."
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"They just moved me into an office with a window."
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"Oh, that's great."
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"Was it Abbi?"
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