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Clips from The Office - WUPHF.com (S07E07)

"Hey. It's an ambush here."
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"Will you tell them they're wrong?"
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"All those in favor of selling, say "aye.""
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"Aye. Aye."
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"Aye."
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"Michael, are you that blind?"
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"I'm not blind! I know exactly who he is."
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"He is selfish and lazy and image-obsessed, and he is a bad friend."
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"And he's also clever."
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"And he shoots incredibly high, and he may just make it."
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"But you know what, even if he doesn't,"
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"I would rather go broke betting on my people"
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"than get rich all by myself on some island like a castaway."
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"You're gonna lose all of our money."
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"Only if he fails. And you know what? Ryan, I believe in you,"
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"just like I believe in all of you."
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"You have nine days to save everybody's money."
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"Oh, that's a lot of pressure."
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"I'm gonna need some more time."
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"You can't have it."
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"Okay."
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"I won't let you down."
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"Angela? Angela!"
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"The world sends people your way..."
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"No idea where Creed came from."
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"The point is you just have to play"
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"with the cards that you're dealt."
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"that guy is an ace."
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"Dwight is my king up my sleeve. Phyllis is my old maid."
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"Toby is the instruction card you throw away."
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"Pam is a solid seven."
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"But sometimes twos can be wild, so watch out."
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"And I am obviously the joker, so..."
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"Thanks, bro. Hell of a ride."
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"Now, listen here, Gabe, you're too fat."
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"I made some changes to my book. See if you like them."
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"and I hate being interrupted."
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"Chapter one. I was born, not into luxury nor poverty,"
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"My father was a man. That's all we can know."
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"After I learned to ride a bike, there was no stopping me."
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"I would ride up Magnolia Street and down Azalea Lane,"
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"Just wanted to say thanks again"
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"'cause I really think I made good use of my day."
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"...wherever I wanted."
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"I have always been a fighter. Sorry."
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"the first being a hard..."
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"We've got enough food for 14 days."
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"After that, we have a difficult conversation."
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"'Cause otherwise, we can't do any work."
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"Okay, I'm not doing every number."
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"Everyone was getting their driver's license."
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"You're typing "big boobs"?"
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"I'm trying everything."
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"- Morning. - How's it going?"
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"Wuphf! Wuphf.com!"
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"And I know Ryan's kind of a sketchy guy, but hey, I married Jim."
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"We can just get a couple more people involved,"
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"You and me, baby."
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"New investors are key, though. That's actually why I came in today."
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"Every fall, growing up,"
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"and the goat roast is at 3:00."
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"if I can make mushed carrots seem better than a boob,"
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"zero."
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"You met your commission cap last week."
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"feels almost passive-aggressive."
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"You don't have our attention."
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"That's good to know."
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"Now, a lot of you have already staked out"
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"And it's not some M.L.K. dream for equality."
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"Really? Who?"
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"Wuphf is about fun. That's right."
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""It's Ry from Wuphf!""
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"You know that that was my idea, right?"
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"But I... It's not right."
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"Oh, we don't recycle."
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"Eight years."
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"or you're his mentor or something?"
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"You may be right. I may be crazy."
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"Don't."
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"We're working."
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"Gay ba..."
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"Michael,"
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"And now, by show of applause, we will crown this year's hay king."
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"Me! I am your hay king!"
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"You would."
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"Nobody here believes in this company."
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"We don't believe in you."
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"Are you guys meeting about Wuphf?"
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"Sure."
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"Probably."
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"Put 'em down."
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"in between the historical reenactment of the Dunmore farm slaughters"
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"So, you realize I now have no reason to work, right?"
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"Look at that!"
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"Look, I know I've tapped you so hard."
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"but into adversity, and for that, I thank the Lord."
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"What is wrong with you? What happened to you in high school?"
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"in this office who have money at stake."
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"Thank you."
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"I pick..."
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"You are funny, Michael."
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"Try zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero."
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"Okay, now try zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, one."
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"Oh, this is good hay. Yeah. This is the good stuff. Mattress quality."
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"I wish my gym didn't allow full nudity in the locker room."
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"All right, I've warmed them up for you. You have the floor, Ryan."
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"What are you doing to make it happen?"
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"this guy is just trying to make money off the holiday."
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"Okay, now I've tried everything."
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"You actually don't think about the money. Ever."
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"You're gonna lose Michael's investment, you're gonna lose ours."
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"which would later become my paper route..."
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"Space heater and fan were both on high,"
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"Uh, it was, like, eight years ago?"
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"I think "Lozenge" is the one who installed it."
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"All at the same time."
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"and I can't believe it didn't exist before."
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"my Uncle Eldred used to build us a maze out of hay bales"
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"Yes, why don't we meet at the usual spot."
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"Oh, our contract."
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