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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Swing Vote (S05E05)

"Hey, I'll even try melting the cheese on the nachos."
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"All right."
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"It won't work."
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"I have been in the city council for almost a year,"
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"But every once in a while, I end up in a situation"
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"that makes my stomach queasy."
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"You're in politics. What did you expect?"
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"Frankly, I hoped it would be like dealing with you."
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"People with strong opinions hashing it out respectfully."
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"And then you either realize that I'm right"
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"or you get hungry and go home and I win."
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"There are a lot of Jeremy Jamms"
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"along the path you're walking."
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"I suppose you just need to figure out"
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"whether it's a path you truly wanna walk."
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"Yeah."
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"I'm taking that gorilla with me"
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"and putting it back in the putt-putt"
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"- when it reopens. - Sorry, no."
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"That gorilla was a gift"
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"And there's a certain code of honor"
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"that accompanies gift-giving."
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"God, you're the worst."
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"Andrew "Burly" Burlinson on lead vocals."
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"That's right, two lead vocalists."
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"The Beatles."
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"Three, four!"
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"♪ Oh I know we had bad times ♪"
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"I'm guessing it's my latest budget cut proposal"
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"gazebo repair, roads and bridges, whatever."
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"Can I get two beers and an ice water"
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"And I didn't get to choose the bar."
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"I didn't recognize us without me"
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"Rat bastards."
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"They're playing without me?"
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"- What? - Yeah."
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"You know I have irritable bowel syndrome, you racist."
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"You bothered to call me, you'd have known that."
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"Get me a Budweiser Black Crown."
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"And the pirate and the dolphin. I want all of 'em."
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"♪ Remember..."
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"Do you know his ATM pin?"
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"I mean, you have to put a coaster down on every surface,"
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"Why are you still in front of me?"
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"But not without first"
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"You know, I think it's great"
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"What are you talking about?"
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"and when you're not around,"
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"but I do love watching you guys squabble over me."
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"All right, how about this?"
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"Nine holes. Winner gets my vote."
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"Oh, hey, everybody."
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"♪ he made incredible nachos ♪"
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"They don't--she's had the same bottle for years."
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"Now it's your turn to help me, okay?"
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"Less talk. More competing for my vote."
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"But I respect the hell out of your short game."
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"And all the times you tried to break it off with me..."
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"and it's the tits!"
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"Oh, me? No."
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"Give me more time to play video games."
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"- Okay, what's in there? - I don't know."
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"and I made him stick to his word."
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"that will save it, and it will pass."
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"makes you a wonderful human being,"
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"and I'm proud of what I've done."
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"Ladies and gentlemen,"
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"Why don't you go solder a chair instead?"
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"♪ I'm gonna find a place"
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"No, business is my life now."
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"Thank you for my new silver-backed friend."
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"Yes!"
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"♪ Spread your wings and fly, yeah ♪"
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"enjoying a wonderful night with my co-workers"
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"They gave us free mylar balloons."
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"that are drinking Goldschläger at a gas station."
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"I tried. Again."
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"Everyone knows that."
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"Burly, I just want to say I'm sorry"
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"No, no, no."
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"I'd still like to hook up though."
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"Tom drinks tap water."
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"Nothing will change that."
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"We are Rat Mouse."
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"That's my band."
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"- Tom. - What happened to you?"
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"Mona-Lisa happened to me."
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"Ron, are you gonna be joining us?"
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"and when I am done with it,"
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"to the Redwood Music Program,"
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"so I suggested we all go out for a celebratory drink."
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"- Having fun? - Mmhmm."
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"on the very course that hangs in the balance."
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"Well, you know what, Mouse Rat has a lot of influence"
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"doesn't go for the money, steals all her birth control pills,"
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"It already has windmills. Who cares?"
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"And somehow I just ended up becoming the designated driver."
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"because I'm the only one that matters."
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"mostly 'cause Chang buys 'em beer and whatnot."
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"I'm gassy. Let's make out."
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"So I guess it's time to do the mature thing"
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"might be getting back together."
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"She once jumped out of a moving car"
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"When he came back, I was all like,"
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"You guys got Black Crown here?"
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"You don't say."
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"Luck has nothing to do with it, Chris."
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"On to the next hole."
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"Losing on purpose is a form of lying."
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"made out of pictures from Diddy's Instagram."
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"You're broke?"
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"I'm not--I mean, it shouldn't matter, but I'm--"
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"formerly known as the lead singer of Mouse Rat."
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"♪ watch me fly"
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"She covered me in glitter and Anna Nicole body spray."
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"in other people's personal relationships."
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"Okay, desperation time. Follow my lead."
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"is gone."
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"You're left with the professional remains."
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"Well, Mona-Lisa and the random girl she grabbed after you left"
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