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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Werewolf Transformation (S05E05)

"...and then straight back down like it's gonna crash..."
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"...and they do it over and over again, no matter how many times you throw up."
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"- You threw up? - Yeah. And the craziest part is..."
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"...because there's no gravity, the throw-up kind of floats there."
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"In a little ball, and if your mouth is open..."
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"...sometimes it just floats right back in."
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"Boy, does everyone laugh at you when that happens."
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"- That sounds mean. - No."
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"I would have laughed too..."
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"...but I didn't want the vomit to come back out."
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"Heh. Anyway..."
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"Oh, could you do me a favor..."
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"...and overnight me some more underwear?"
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"- Sure, why? - I got a look at the centrifuge..."
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"...and I have a hunch I packed a little light."
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"Mr. D'Onofrio?"
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"They didn't have anything barber-themed in the gift shop..."
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"Don't know if you can read his little T-shirt. It says, "Get well beary soon.""
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"Trust me, if you were even a little conscious right now, you'd be laughing."
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"Anyway..."
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"There's new studies that show..."
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"With that in mind, if you can hear me..."
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"...move away from the light and toward the sound of these scissors."
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"- Can I help you? - Yes."
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"Do you have something I could use as a cape?"
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"Oh, dear, did we spit out our pills, slip out of the ninth floor..."
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"...and go on a little adventure?"
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"Oh, no, I'm just here to get my hair cut."
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"I see. Just wait here one moment."
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"Security!"
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"I gotta run. But not with scissors. That would be unsafe."
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"So if I move my horsey here..."
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"...isn't that checkmate and I win?"
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"Hmm."
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"Oh... Is it or isn't it?"
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"It's your first real game. I threw a lot of information at you."
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"No, your king is trapped."
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"...he can't go here because of my pointy-head guy."
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"Like I said, complicated game."
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"- So did I win or not? - Did you have fun?"
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"Because if you had fun, then you are a winner."
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"That's what chess is all about."
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"- Hello. - Hey."
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"Oh, hey. Sorry, Sheldon, I'll move."
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"Why? My spot, your spot. What difference does it make?"
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"- Okay, what just happened? - I don't know."
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"Between you playing chess like Bobby Fischer..."
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"...I'm guessing someone went back in time..."
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"...stepped on a bug, and changed the course of human events."
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"- Sweetie, are you all right? - No, I'm not all right."
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"It's been six days since I was supposed to get a haircut..."
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"...and nothing horrible has happened."
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"Okay, I'm sorry, I don't understand."
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"I have spent my whole life trying to bring order to the universe..."
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"...by carefully planning every moment of every day."
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"But all my efforts, our dinner schedule, my pajama rotation..."
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"...my bowel movement spreadsheet..."
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"it's clear now, I've been wasting my time."
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"...sometimes it's nice not knowing what's coming."
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"Look at me and Leonard."
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"We don't know what's gonna happen."
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"Oh, please, everyone knows what's going to happen."
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"But I see your point."
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"Maybe it's time for you to shake things up a bit."
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"You're right."
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"I could do anything. All bets are off."
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"The world is my oyster."
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"I got it."
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"I'm gonna put on my Tuesday pajamas tonight."
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"I got to tell you, I'm a little worried about him."
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"If I were you, I'd be worried..."
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"Howie, what happened to you?"
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"We did overnight survival training in the wilderness."
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"I was gonna freshen up for you..."
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"...but I blacked out a little on the way to the bathroom."
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"Survival training? Is that like camping?"
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"...and they don't have a sunset Sabbath service..."
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"...like they do at Camp Hess Kramer."
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"- Do you sleep in tents? - No."
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"I slept in a hole I dug in the ground with my bare hands."
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"And at some point during the night, an armadillo crawled in..."
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"...and spooned me."
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"- Poor baby. - But I did it. I survived."
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"I wasn't sure I was going to when the sandstorm hit."
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"But somehow as I sat there..."
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"...wrapped in a cocoon of my own neck-sweat..."
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"...I found that primal part of the human spirit..."
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"...that just wants to keep on living, heh-heh, no matter what the cost."
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"I ate a butterfly."
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"It was so small..."
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"...beautiful..."
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"- Are you crying? - No, I don't think it's possible."
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"I'm severely dehydrated."
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"Howie, if you're not able to do this, come home."
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"It won't change how I feel about you."
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"Thanks, honey, but I can't quit."
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"If I do, I'd just be a guy..."
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"...who had a chance to be an astronaut and gave it up."
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"Is there anything I could do to help?"
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"No."
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"Wait. Send more underwear."
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"Don't let this be Sheldon playing bongos."
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"Please, don't let this be Sheldon playing bongos."
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"Bet you didn't know that I had bongos"
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"Sheldon, it's 3:00 in the morning."
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"Leonard sleeps while I play bongos"
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"No, he doesn't."
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"Leonard no sleep while I play bongos"
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"Stop. Stop it. Stop. Stop."
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"Sheldon got bongos."
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"- Why did you get bongos? - Richard Feynman played the bongos."
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"I thought I'd try."
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"Feynman was a famous physicist."
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"It's 3:00 in the morning."
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"I don't care if Richard Feynman was a purple leprechaun who lived in my butt."
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"Penny forgot to use the subjunctive"
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"Maybe, maybe not. Maybe tomorrow I start a bongo band and tour the world."
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"No, hang on. Roommate Agreement."
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"No hootenannies, sing-a-longs, or barbershop quartets after 10 p.m."
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"Roommate Agreement? Are you kidding?"
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