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Clips from Rick and Morty - Rick Potion #9 (S01E01)

"What's up, Morty?"
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"Um..."
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"Look at how hot she is."
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"You don't see me going to a bigger school in a wealthier district"
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"I throw balls far."
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"I don't want girls. I want Jessica."
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"Ah, well, I remember"
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"is how it is but I think a"
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"is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed."
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"It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades,"
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"Break the cycle, Morty."
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"All right, well, I'm gonna go get dressed for the dance."
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"Hey, listen, Rick."
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"you know, love is a chemical and all that stuff from earlier?"
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"Well, I was thinking, you know,"
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"You're growing up fast, Morty."
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"You're growing into a real big thorn straight up into my ass."
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"Do you know what a vole is, Morty?"
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"you know, that makes it fall in love."
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"All right, Morty, I just got to combine it with some of your DNA."
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"- This isn't "game of thrones." - Ow!"
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"Thank you, grandpa Rick."
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"Loving you is work, Jerry hard work,"
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"like building a homeless shelter nobody wants to say no to doing it,"
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"So, what do you say? Do you see me working here?"
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"This late?"
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"Davin."
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"Davin! Davin."
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"♪ aware of all the flu ♪ ♪ up in the air ♪"
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"Hey, there, Jessica."
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"Whoa! Oh, whoopsie!"
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"I love you too, Jessica!"
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"I'm in love with him!"
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"♪ This is about ♪ ♪ flu awareness ♪"
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"I'm really sorry."
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"Get your hands off of him!"
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"- Back off! - I'm trying to be with my man!"
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"Uh, sure."
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"Let go of me!"
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"She's gonna be alone with that guy all night."
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"Yeah, dad, digging around the insides of horses."
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"Jealousy turns women off."
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"with my confidence."
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"Screw that. I don't want to get sick."
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"Can we maybe go somewhere more private?"
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"You don't deserve to carry Morty's genes."
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"You're not gonna believe this,"
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"that Jessica had the flu, you know,"
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"What the hell is going on, Rick?"
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"Oh, crap. What are we gonna do, Rick?"
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"I'm not interested in having sex with you."
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"Morty!"
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"Come on. Are you kidding me?"
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"Hello!"
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"Morty!"
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"Nobody's killing me until after I catch my wife with another man."
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"Morty's mine!"
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"I've really outdone myself."
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"Not only do they all want to have sex with me,"
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"It's koala mixed with rattlesnake, chimpanzee, cactus,"
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"Should add up to normal humanity."
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"or are you the kid that wanted to get laid?"
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"but I'm almost sorry we're finished."
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"I love being in that sterilized room, sealed off from the world."
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"I'm playing African dream pop."
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"What do you do after a long night?"
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"What?!"
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"How soft are his privates?"
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"Let go of me, Davin!"
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"God?"
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"Thank me."
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"Thank you, Jerry."
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"Take a good look down there, Morty, and soak it in,"
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"when's the next time you're gonna see something like this?"
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"- It's pretty interesting. - That's it, Rick!"
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"- You're not right ever. - No, no!"
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"Hold on."
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"- Where's Morty? - I don't know."
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"We got a whole planet of cronenbergs"
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"walking around down there, Morty."
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"At least they're not in love with you anymore, though."
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"That's a huge step in the right direction."
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"All I wanted you to do was hand me a screwdriver, Morty!"
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"You're the one who wanted me"
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"You're gonna try to take the high road on this one?"
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"I'm not the one who fouled up the serum!"
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"You know, we are in a pretty deep hole, here,"
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"I mean, I really thought that the whole place"
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"was gonna be messed up for good, but here,"
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"Whoo! That's some great luck."
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"Will you hand me a screwdriver"
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"Sure thing, Rick."
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"All right, Morty."
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"Thank you very much."
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"We're dead!"
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"What about the reality where Hitler cured cancer, Morty?"
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"I don't suppose you've considered this detail,"
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"we'd be these guys right now, so, again, you're welcome."
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"♪ Look on down from the bridge ♪"
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"♪ there's still fountains down there ♪"
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"♪ look away from the sky ♪"
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"♪ it's no different when you're ♪ ♪ leaving home ♪"
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"♪ I can't be the same ♪ ♪ thing to you now ♪"
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"♪ just gone ♪"
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"You know, the thing about a shark..."
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"But, I'm ashamed to admit, now that they're gone, I'm finally happy."
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"because everyone was cronenberged all along"
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"Principal vagina here. Don't let the name fool you."
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"I'm very much in charge reminding you that tonight"
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"is our annual flu season dance."
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"I don't know how many times I have to say this,"
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"but if you have the flu, stay home."
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"Hey."
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"You don't bring dead babies to passover."
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"Uh..."
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"What are you doing?"
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"Wait, wait."
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"Were you about to talk... to her?"
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"Well... I mean, I was thinking about it."
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"Dude, stay in your league."
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