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Clips from 30 Rock - Ludachristmas (S02E02)

"I thought you were up for a big promotion."
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"I think you better let that dream go."
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"Hello, Liz."
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"It's a message on my phone from a friend."
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"Oh, Jackie, please. Who is she?"
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"Her name is C.C. Is she Spanish?"
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"What if she was, Mother?"
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"She's very smart, Colleen. You'd like her."
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"My thanks to the peanut gallery."
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"Jack..."
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"Well, I guess I can make it."
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"I just hope I don't get drunk"
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"Well, I'm not going because my parents"
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"and my brother, Mitch, are in town."
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"Mitch is here?"
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"and he has what's called trauma-induced niveaphasia."
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"Basically he's just stuck in the day before his accident."
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"Oh, tomorrow's the big day!"
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"He thinks it's 1985."
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"It should be mentioned that, sexually,"
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"Mitch is very much an adult."
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"No, it should not be mentioned."
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"Merry Christmas from Sheinhardt-Universal, everyone!"
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"Merry Christmas. Thank you."
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"Merry Christmas."
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"Merry Jewish."
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"Merry Christmas."
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"It's a PS575 photo shredder."
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"Well, that's not the Christmas spirit."
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"Sitting with friends and family around a crackling fire,"
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"waiting for the owl meat to cook."
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"Sometimes I don't think you people"
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"understand Christmas at all."
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"Hi. I think I'm early."
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"I'm here to have Christmas meats"
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"eaten off my chest at some party?"
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"Merry Christmas, Miss Lemon."
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"Oh, thank you, Kenneth."
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"Well, fancy suits."
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"How was court?"
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"All Tray had to do was sign his community-service papers."
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"So it's my fault diners can serve alcohol in New York State?"
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"That's on me now?"
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"Now I have to wear this for 30 days."
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"If I even have a drop of alcohol in my sweat,"
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"a signal goes to Ankle Bracelet Headquarters in Denver,"
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"And now? This time of the year?"
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"Ludachristmas? Nude Year's Eve?"
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"Martin Luther King Day?"
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"All you do is drink!"
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"No, Tracy, you are not going to Ludachristmas."
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"The three of you are in charge of keeping him from drinking."
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"Okay. But who's project manager?"
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"I'm sending them to my mother's hotel room"
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"Lemon party! Permission to land?"
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"It's gonna be rad."
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"Aw! Psych! You got me, Mitch!"
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"Dick Lemon. This is my boy, Mitch."
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"Looks like an Arrow shirt model."
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"So, Jack, is this beautiful genius"
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"the best employee you've ever had or what?"
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"I like this guy's honesty."
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"Oh, I'm... I'm just so proud of you!"
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"Oh, you! Butta-butta-butta!"
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"Nice to meet you, sir. Yeah."
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"and send them to the Ritz-Carlton, please?"
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"Oh, my goodness."
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"Look at this!"
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"I don't like him! Boys are gross!"
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"Your family is... strange."
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"No, he was in a skiing accident, and he thinks it's 1985."
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"No, I get it. I'm talking about your parents."
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"And what did your mother mean"
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"when she said that you were a beautiful genius?"
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"No! They're just supersupportive."
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"They've always been like that."
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"the Lower White Haven School District"
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"to let girls play football."
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"We didn't make the playoffs that year,"
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"Hey, Dad. Take my picture. Look."
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"That's a good "Flashdance," honey."
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"The holidays without drinking is rough."
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"Turns out football is boring,"
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"my wife's sister ain't as cute"
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"as I thought she was,"
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"and I cannot play the guitar."
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"I was pretty addicted to coke back in my Wall Street days."
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"The first night is the hardest."
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"But tonight is Ludachristmas!"
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"No."
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"Tonight you and I are gonna have some real Christmas fun."
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"We can play party games... like "Murder"!"
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"First, everybody takes a slip of paper out of a hat."
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"And one person's slip says "murderer,""
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"Then everyone puts their head down."
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"No, that's not right."
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"K, thanks for trying to help."
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"and tell my wife's sister to disregard all my e-mails."
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"That hotel was a disaster, Jack."
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"I'm only gonna be here for three days!"
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"Fine. Mother, you can stay with me."
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"No, I will not let you do that. Are you sure?"
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"All right, then. That's settled."
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"Jack, do you have a bathroom that I can get to in a hurry?"
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"Yes. Right... in here, Mother."
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"Yeah, I'll be right out."
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"Knock-knock!"
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"It's just the Lemons."
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"We've come to drop off a little goodbye present."
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"Oh, thank you!"
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"Oh, my goodness!"
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"What a beautiful office!"
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"Oh, your mother must be so proud of you!"
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"I feel like we should take off our shoes."
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"Should we take off our shoes?"
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"No, please. Sit down and make yourselves comfortable."
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"We don't want to bother you. We know you must have big plans."
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"Well, I was going to drive up to Vermont"
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"and visit my girlfriend, C.C."
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"Oh, I love that name! C.C."
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