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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Halloween Surprise (S05E05)

"She is a sharp, confident, strong woman."
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"Ow!"
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"I've got it."
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"What the hell just happened?"
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"Correct."
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"Ben is coming back from D.C. in ten days"
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"He would move into my place,"
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"And the official report filed by the Health Department."
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"Thought it was gonna be more dramatic than that."
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"Okay, say it again."
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"Martha, I wanna lease this house."
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"Parks Department!"
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"aspiring life coach and recipient"
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"It's just a piece of paper"
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"while crying loudly, but..."
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"It sure meant a lot to receive it."
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"will be throwing a scary movie night in the courtyard."
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"I am coming dressed as my greatest fear,"
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"Well, Congressman Murray has an 18 point lead."
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"So, congratulations!"
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"But I was the best. Thank you."
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"Not bad, right?"
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"Blah blah blah."
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"- and watch Bladerunner. - Mm."
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"Oh, are you talking about, like, job-wise?"
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"So you're a princess too, hey?"
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"- Oh, that sounds fun. - It's a nightmare."
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"I'm applying to the police academy soon"
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"and the manual says I have to work on my observation skills"
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"Pfft. What else you got?"
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"Oh, too bad."
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"I need to go to the bathroom."
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"- Does it tip over easily? - Read my Twitter feed."
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"It's a crazy twist."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"It means Jen wants me to keep working for her."
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"- We were supposed to-- - I know,"
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"but right now everything's really preliminary, okay?"
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"Female dressed as crazy witch."
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"There. Now neither of you has a tiara. Problem solved."
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"- Oh! - Right in his face!"
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"I mean, I just feel so powerless."
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"It's Halloween. You love Halloween."
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"That would cheer me up."
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"Okay."
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"Ugh. So much stuff is happening right now."
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"- Okay, call 911. - Okay."
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"Jerry, get a grip."
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"He's great."
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"Is there a term for having a heart attack"
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"Look at all the balloons and the flowers and the food and--"
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"I mean, I could do without the mess of hospital bills,"
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"I'm gonna make some changes."
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"Just leave it to us."
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"is kinda crappy."
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"Honey, this is the hat I was wearing"
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"Oh, $900."
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"I'm sure she'll get over it"
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"If the kids ever wanted to come to my place,"
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"Yeah, that's my Chris Traeger box."
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"from different eras of ex-boyfriends."
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"Recently Leslie pointed out"
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"I kind of adopt that person's personality."
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"The evidence is fairly damning."
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"Andy Dwyer-- my grunge phase."
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"Thank you so much for coming. Good afternoon."
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"As many of your know, Jerry Gergich, our friend,"
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"and we are here to help."
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"I will be dealing with."
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"The first item up for bid is an inscribed autobiography"
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"from Pawnee newscaster Perd Hapley."
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"mine is the classic Florida success story."
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"Guy cheats on his wife with Dan Marino's masseuse,"
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"But the Barkley Group is the best at what we do."
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"on all those Death Canoe tweets."
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"for more than they're worth."
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"Um, watch me."
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"Sure."
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"Do you wanna say anything to me?"
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"You broke my daughter's tiara."
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"You didn't sell you table."
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"And it's probably a little too expensive."
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"It's a one-of-a-kind autograph"
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"Oh, excuse me one second."
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"Um, can you--t--just--okay."
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"I'm not exactly sure when the job would even starts,"
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"obviously you gotta take it, right?"
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"Yeah, okay."
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"$55. Great. Okay, come on, $60?"
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"$65 anybody?"
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"Okay, we have a new item up for bid."
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"A wonderful surprise item."
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"No, she's not into it. Don't try anything,"
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"Either way, it's for a good cause."
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"- I d--well, I don't know, I-- - $100."
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"All right, what the hell."
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"Can I get 3? $300."
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"Okay..."
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"and a tank of nitrous and see what happens."
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"I am going to bid a million dollars on myself."
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"Going once, going never, sold."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, the auction closes in five minutes."
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"You like that jacket?"
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"It's a pretty dope cut, right?"
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"I could wear it to homecoming."
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"300 bucks for something"
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"Really?"
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"This is a great idea."
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"and the lifetime of chronic misery that awaits you."
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"You wanna stick around?"
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"Oh, my God, your life is so depressing."
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"No thank you."
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"I just, you know, I have a lot to consider."
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"The point is just yesterday you said to me,"
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"You were saying it with your heart."
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"I have brought you flowers."
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"I noticed you needed grout cleaner, so I brought that too."
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"My kids are non-negotiable, Ron."
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"if you give me a chance to prove myself."
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"Just wanted to look at it one more time."
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