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Clips from Family Guy - Excellence in Broadcasting (S09E09)

"Come on!"
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"Oh. Wait a second."
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"Yay! Yippee!"
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"Thanks, Uncle Rush!"
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"Don't tell my dad."
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"Hey, John."
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"Hey, I'd like you to meet my friend, Brian."
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"Brian, John McCain."
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"Gosh, it sure is a pleasure, Mr. McCain."
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"How do you two know each other?"
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"Oh, Rush and I used to solve mysteries together"
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"back in the day."
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"I don't understand, John."
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"The groundskeeper said he saw the mummy burning the flag."
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"But mummies don't hate America."
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"They sure don't, Rush."
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"But Democrats do."
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"Ruh-roh."
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"Remocrats."
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"Oh, it's okay, Hot Dog."
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"How's a pig gonna help us lure the mummy?"
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"Rush, I've never known a Democrat to pass up pork."
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"Gotcha!"
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"Now let's find out"
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"RUSH and JOHN: It's old man Barney Frank!"
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"if it weren't for you meddling Republicans."
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"Thanks for all your help, Globetrotters."
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"That was a cold swish."
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"to change their political views so radically overnight."
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"I mean, you're-you're not exactly a fountain"
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"of political knowledge yourself."
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"You want to know what I think is happening here?"
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"I think you just got to be in the "out" group."
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"you got to be on the other side"
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"All you are, my dear, is a contrarian."
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"Oh, please, you could not be more off base."
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"Oh, yeah? Let me ask, what did you think of the movie Titanic?"
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"Horrible. One of the worst movies ever made."
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"Mm-hmm. How about Slumdog Millionaire?"
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"Cocktail."
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"Cocktail was one of the best films of its era."
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"You make me sick, Brian."
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"Look, Lois, if I were you, I'd stow that attitude,"
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"because Rush Limbaugh is coming over for dinner tonight."
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"Lois, this dinner looks delicious."
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"Whoa, hang on, hang on."
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"I think you're forgetting the grace, Lois."
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"Dear God who definitely exists, we, your people,"
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"who have been on this planet for 6,000 years"
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"and not a second more, wish to thank you for this bounty,"
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"and for keeping Congress predominantly white"
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"through Christ our Lord, amen."
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"So, Rush, I see you made it here okay,"
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"driving on roads built with public funds, by the government."
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"Yeah, what about that, Rush?"
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"I guess the government's pretty good, like Lois says."
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"Way smoother than the crumbling public road system."
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"Oh, no, toll roads sound great."
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"Too bad only the very rich can afford to use them."
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"I agree with Lois."
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"Well, maybe more people could"
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"if the government wasn't taxing the bajeezus out of them."
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"Now I agree with Rush."
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"Yeah, okay. Whatever you say, Rush."
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"So... . nice weather today."
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"I guess we can forget that whole global warming myth."
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"Global warming is not a myth, you son of a bitch!"
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"Look, what the hell are you so hostile for?"
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"I'm sorry."
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"Look, all I did was expose Brian to a different way of thinking."
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"He embraced... Oh, God, I'm gonna move over here."
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"He embraced it on his own, Lois."
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"Well, after Rush opened my eyes,"
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"I am seeing the world in a whole new way now."
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"♪ Where men to the right of the aisle ♪"
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"♪ Don't back down ♪"
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"♪ The streets are aglow with the smell of apple pies ♪"
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"♪ And babies come out of the womb in coats and ties... ♪"
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"Nice place, huh, Rush?"
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"♪ Trees grow from Republican sod ♪"
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"♪ And everyone prays to a proper right-wing god ♪"
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"♪ Republican Catholics? ♪"
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"♪ Yes, indeed, there are ♪"
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"♪ Republican Muslims? ♪"
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"♪ Well, let's not go too far ♪"
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"No Muslims?"
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"Nah, too many tall buildings."
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"♪ They've outlawed all abortions ♪"
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"♪ Late or early ♪"
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"♪ It's a sin we can't abide ♪"
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"♪ What if you find a fetus left abandoned? ♪"
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"♪ We just take it and we jam it back inside ♪"
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"♪ Oh, yes, 'cause I dream of Republicantown ♪"
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"♪ The place where the happiest smile is Cheney's frown ♪"
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"♪ 'Cause when you come down to it ♪"
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"♪ This is where we all belong ♪"
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"Who else lives here?"
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"Oh, big names, Lois."
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"♪ We're watching Republican stars ♪"
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"♪ Like sweet Mickey Rourke and his gorgeous right-wing scars ♪"
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"♪ Chuck Norris is one ♪"
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"♪ And he's got a right-wing beard ♪"
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"♪ Jon Voight is another ♪"
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"♪ He's just right-wing weird... ♪"
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"His, uh... his daughter's pretty hot, though."
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"♪ But how about global warming? ♪"
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"♪ It's a snow job ♪"
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"♪ By Obama and his crew ♪"
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"♪ But aren't all his findings backed by science? ♪"
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"♪ Careful, Lois, now you're sounding like a Jew ♪"
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"Oy."
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"♪ We dream of Republicantown ♪"
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"♪ Where Clinton is viewed as a crazy commie clown ♪"
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"♪ 'Cause when you come down to it, this is where ♪"
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"♪ We. all... belong. ♪"
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"Well, I got to tell you, I'm not buying any of this crap."
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"Rush, we want our dog back."
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"Whoa, hang on, Lois."
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"What are you saying? I don't have a mind of my own?"
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"That's insulting. And-and you know what?"
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