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Clips from Family Guy - Excellence in Broadcasting (S09E09)

"♪ On which we used to rely? ♪"
Family Guy
"Wow, you sound crazy nervous."
Family Guy
"Don't let Brian see this."
Family Guy
"BRIAN I have very good hearing!"
Family Guy
"I hate everything about that man."
Family Guy
"Yes, uh, valid points you're raising, my friend,"
Family Guy
"But I've read things other people have written"
Family Guy
"I'd sooner spend a night watching European porn."
Family Guy
"Kaloooooof! A'gerta!"
Family Guy
"RAINN WILSON: I know my staplers by sound and by weight."
Family Guy
"And that stapler, good sir, is a "Schrute.""
Family Guy
"Good. Good for Brian."
Family Guy
"to change my mind when presented with"
Family Guy
"Listen, I-I have to tell you,"
Family Guy
""'cause I lack the ability to think"
Family Guy
"Hey, there, Rush. How you doing?"
Family Guy
"But I think it's time we unravel the mummy and the mystery."
Family Guy
"I don't get it, John."
Family Guy
"who you really are."
Family Guy
"And I would have gotten away with it, too,"
Family Guy
"Put her there."
Family Guy
"Aw, no, no, no, no."
Family Guy
"Look, Brian, all I'm saying is, it's not normal for people"
Family Guy
"Lois, no offense, but you don't exactly know"
Family Guy
"Oh, this should be rich and overtaxed."
Family Guy
"Whoever's on top, whoever's in power, whoever's successful,"
Family Guy
"or you don't feel like the smartest guy in the room."
Family Guy
"Overrated. Just a terrible movie."
Family Guy
"You know, as classically structured cinema,"
Family Guy
"Oh, well, thank you."
Family Guy
"Dig in, everyone."
Family Guy
"Actually, I took the toll roads. Privately built."
Family Guy
"Yeah, Lois. Government sucks at doing stuff."
Family Guy
"I'm too a'stupid to make up my own mind."
Family Guy
"Because you brainwashed our dog."
Family Guy
"Hey, listen, sister, I just..."
Family Guy
"To quote a famous troublemaker, "I have a dream...""
Family Guy
"♪ I dream of Republicantown ♪"
Family Guy
"It's a paradise, Brian."
Family Guy
"At one time, Brian. At one time."
Family Guy
"♪ A place where America's growing free and strong ♪"
Family Guy
"What?! No! Again?"
Family Guy
"and I so 100% agree with you."
Family Guy
"with a new, American-made coffee machine."
Family Guy
"In fact, I got you a bunch"
Family Guy
"to my good friend Ken Lay, faked his own death,"
Family Guy
"Hey, come on, man. We got to tell people how it is."
Family Guy
"We got to get them on board with us."
Family Guy
"Who are you?"
Family Guy
"Look, I-I make a living persuading others"
Family Guy
"to be something they're not."
Family Guy
"I mean, what about that four-year-old"
Family Guy
"became the political establishment."
Family Guy
"I mean..."
Family Guy
"Wherever there's a rich white guy"
Family Guy
"Wherever there's a country that needs to be invaded"
Family Guy
"What's wrong with the TV. Nothing, Chris."
Family Guy
"All the shows are in widescreen now."
Family Guy
"So you can see all the stuff on the sides"
Family Guy
"that you couldn't before."
Family Guy
"We now return to The Brady Bunch."
Family Guy
"See, look."
Family Guy
"Here's what you used to see."
Family Guy
"Good night, Mike."
Family Guy
"Good night, Carol."
Family Guy
"And here's the stuff you missed."
Family Guy
"♪ It seems today that all you see ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ But where are those good old-fashioned values ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ All the things that make us ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ Laugh and cry ♪"
Family Guy
"Family Guy 9x02 Excellence in Broadcasting Original Air Date on October 3, 2010"
Family Guy
"Good evening, I'm Tom Tucker."
Family Guy
"Diane can't be with us today."
Family Guy
"Where is Diane, Ollie?"
Family Guy
"She dead! Thanks, Ollie."
Family Guy
"Yes, Diane is no longer with us."
Family Guy
"She was shot by an unknown assailant,"
Family Guy
"after she herself committed a series of gruesome murders."
Family Guy
"I'd like to welcome our new co-anchor, Joyce Kinney."
Family Guy
"Welcome, Joyce. Thanks, Tom."
Family Guy
"In local news, there was a hit-and-run"
Family Guy
"by a drunk driver today at Quahog Park."
Family Guy
"Two children are missing."
Family Guy
"I was just there."
Family Guy
"Oh, boy."
Family Guy
"It says here that Rush Limbaugh"
Family Guy
"will be signing books at the Quahog Mall."
Family Guy
"He's awful."
Family Guy
"But I thought Rush Limbaugh is"
Family Guy
"a fictional character played by Fred Savage."
Family Guy
"Where'd you hear that?"
Family Guy
"Fox News."
Family Guy
"Then it's a lie."
Family Guy
"Everything Fox News says is a lie."
Family Guy
"But this one's true, Mom."
Family Guy
"You saw it with your own eyes"
Family Guy
"and then you reported it on Fox News."
Family Guy
"Even true things, once said on Fox News, become lies."
Family Guy
"Why's Limbaugh coming here?"
Family Guy
"Don't they have bookstores at the Nazi fascist..."
Family Guy
"fascist fat camp where he, where he go--"
Family Guy
"where he, where he is a counselor?"
Family Guy
"I tell you what, Brian,"
Family Guy
"if you want, we'll give you another crack at that."
Family Guy
"This guy single-handedly set political discourse back"
Family Guy
"a hundred years."
Family Guy
"You know what? I'm gonna go down there"
Family Guy
"and give that bastard Limbaugh a piece of my mind."
Family Guy
"But first I'm gonna sit here and stare at this brown paper bag"
Family Guy
"I'm pretty sure has food in it."
Family Guy
"No!"
Family Guy
"Look at him."
Family Guy
"His side screwed up our country for a generation."
Family Guy
"I'm gonna go tear him a new one."
Family Guy
"I'm gonna go find some hardcover photography books"
Family Guy
"of tasteful nudes."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God, yes, that is tasteful."
Family Guy
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