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Clips from The Simpsons - The Real Housewives of Fat Tony (S22E22)

"say, Louie here would."
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"Yeah-- show some respect for the process."
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"You asked what I wanted cut off, and I want lipo."
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"Lots of lipo."
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"Or are you not a man of your word?"
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"I don't know whether to knock you on your kisser"
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"or kiss you on your knockers."
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"I don't know whether to peck you on the kisser, or kiss you on the..."
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"You shall have your lipo."
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"Call our doctor friend who owes us a favor."
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"Tony, the surgery was a complete success,"
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"so can I take your cousin, the "anesthesiologist""
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"off the payroll?"
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"You certainly may."
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"Now where is my Selma?"
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"Here's the part that's not in the trash."
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"Ooh."
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"Boys, I'd like a little privacy with Selma."
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"Why don't you take the doctor out back?"
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"Should we take care of him, or "take care of him"?"
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"I don't know what that meant."
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"I can't ask him, otherwise he's gonna "take care of me.""
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"Now to take care of you."
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"Take care of me or "take care of me"?"
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"The one that's this one."
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"The world's a different place when you've got a waist."
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"Well, well, well, if it isn't"
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""before" and "after.""
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"Tweedle Yuck and Tweedle Blecch."
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"I hope I'm not interrupting."
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"Um, Fat Tony."
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"I was just complimenting your beautiful girlfriend,"
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"while insulting her hideous twin."
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"I'm sorry, Fat Tony."
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"My husband doesn't realize what he's saying,"
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"then, five seconds later..."
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"Oh, my God."
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"All will be forgiven."
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"You are cruel but fair."
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"I'm trying."
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"Damn it."
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"I love it here."
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"The way the sun goes down like a crooked boxer."
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"Selma, in this matto, svitato world,"
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"Whoa."
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"Sounds like someone's gonna propose here."
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"Shut up. You're spoilin' the mood."
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"This is how I always pictured this moment."
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"Ah."
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"Selma, will you share my life with me?"
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"Oh Tony, if there were an Italian word for "yes,""
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"I'd be saying it right now."
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"♪ Con te partiro ♪"
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"♪ Paesi che non ho mai ♪"
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"♪ Veduto e vissuto con te... ♪"
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"How many truffles did you get?"
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"More than I can count."
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"Just think of what we can do with that moolah."
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"Hm, I can't find my car."
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"No!"
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"Bart, I am putting this money safely in the bank"
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"That's a lot of zeros."
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"You know, all this truffle hunting"
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"Can we go home now?"
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"Three more big ones and we'll talk."
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"How big? As big as a baby's head."
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"Okay. That baby's head."
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"Oh, man."
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"You may now kiss one another."
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"Yes! I am so happy I lived to see this day."
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"He did give her the kiss of death, right?"
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"No!"
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"Oh, I decorated her car for nothing."
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"We can't find our seats."
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"Marge and Homer Simpson."
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"Oh yes, you're at table 46."
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"Hmm?"
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"There must be some mistake."
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"Oh, it's no mistake."
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"That table is Tony and his friends."
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"This table is the DMV."
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"This one, Legitimate Businessmen of Shelbyville,"
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"FBI,"
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"children's table, gifts,"
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"then you."
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"And how do you know the bride?"
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"Color yourself slighted."
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"♪ ♪"
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"So, how's your Tiramisu?"
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"We haven't even gotten our salads yet."
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"So, who wants a picture with the happy couple?"
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"Why did you seat us in Siberia?"
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"Because somebody's husband has a reputation"
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"for embarrassing himself in public situations."
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"He's on his best behavior,"
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"which is very impressive considering he's mad about a sports result."
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"Lousy St. Louis Cardinals."
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"Can't win the 1985 World Series on Classic Sports."
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"Smile for the camera."
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"I was never sure about this marriage."
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"With that attitude,"
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"don't bother coming to the brunch tomorrow."
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"We're throwing the brunch!"
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"Man, that photographer got everything."
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"I have never been so snubbed at one of Selma's weddings."
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"and leave it in a manger scene at Christmas,"
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"and then an old Italian nun finds it?"
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"And she's all, "Oh, no, no, no!"
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""Oh, no, no!"
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"He's too beautiful to die!""
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"Homer, to restore the sisterical bond,"
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"you and Marge are invited to spend the weekend"
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"with us at our house down the shore."
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"Mmm."
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"So should I bring a towel?"
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"We have towels."
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"Um, I take a special size."
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"Come on, Bart. We've been out here for hours."
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"Maybe we've found all the truffles."
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"The only thing I've dug up"
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