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Clips from The Simpsons - The Real Housewives of Fat Tony (S22E22)

"was these weird-looking mushrooms."
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"I'll dispose of those for you."
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"Koyaanisqatsi, you're about to get watched."
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"Listen, why don't we just stop this and divide the money?"
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"The money? No, no, no, no, no, no."
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"The money is working for us."
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"All I smell here is desperation."
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"Ooh. Commentary by Philip Glass."
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"Huh?"
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"No more distractions."
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"If you think that makes me a better musher, you're wrong."
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"Wait a second."
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"Huh?"
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"This is our house."
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"There's nothing buried here but hopes and dreams."
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"The truffle's right over here."
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"The truffle's in your room?"
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"I thought you'd been selling them."
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"I've been eating them."
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"Really? Why?"
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"Vegetarian food is so boring."
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"Pasta, soy."
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"You know what's a bad pizza topping?"
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"Broccoli!"
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"I've got dirt under my fingernails I'll never get out."
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"Not that I'm going to try."
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"I'm sorry, Bart."
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"Sell it, eat it."
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"You spent your life searching for these,"
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"but you never had one."
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"Well, this is yours."
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"Bart, you've done a truly kind thing."
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"Oh, so that's why they don't give pigs truffles."
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"I don't think this is a good idea at all."
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"The only husband of Selma's I liked was Disco Stu."
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"He was so upbeat--"
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"till he found out she didn't care for disco."
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"Yeah, that's his thing."
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"Anyway, Fat Tony and I think this is a chance"
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"Plus, it's a free weekend at the beach."
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"Hey, Louie. Don't ask me why,"
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"but I got a funny feeling about the new guy."
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"Uh, let's brag about our crimes."
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"Homer, Marge."
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"Come meet the family."
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"These are my nephews,"
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"Yeah, but you can call us S-Money, Jell-O Shot"
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"I will."
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"This is my niece, Tushie."
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"She's got two semesters under her belt"
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"in Contemporary Italian-American Design"
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"from Sandy Hook Vocational Institute."
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"Ah, shut your face, Uncle Tone."
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"God, you two are super pale."
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"But not to worry--"
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"every light in the house is a tanning light."
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"Can you read by it?"
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"No one's ever tried."
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"Yeah!"
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"These people are always grinding against each other,"
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"and I think they're all related."
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"I wish we'd never come."
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"Selma?!"
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"Why can't you support my marriage?"
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"You've never supported mine."
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"You married a pig."
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"Well, you married someone whose first name is Fat."
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"I'm late for my mani-pedi-spray-tan."
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"Ah, yeah!"
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"Huh?"
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"Yeah!"
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"Well, if you insist."
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"Chug! Chug! Chug!"
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"Chug! Chug! Chug!"
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"Ooh, yeah."
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"Mind if I join you?"
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"Look at our men, Marge."
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"They're having a great time."
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"You are such a gentle kisser."
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"You were kind of all over the place. Ooh!"
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"because I was jealous of your happiness."
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"Now that I'm truly happy,"
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"maybe all four of us can start over."
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"Hmm."
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"♪ Tell me, when will you be mine? ♪"
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"♪ Tell me, quando, quando, quando? ♪"
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"♪ Hey! ♪"
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"The boys needed to breathe."
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"Wouldn't they be girls?"
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"Hmm."
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"Which is our room again?"
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"You know-- it had that painting"
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"That was a mirror."
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"Looking good, boss."
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"Yeah, you look like Johnnie Handsome"
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"before we shot him in the face."
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"Fat Tony has a mistress."
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"He's cheating on Selma? That's crazy."
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"Why go out for a hamburger"
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"when you got rancid steak at home?"
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"Uh, I'll just sit here quietly."
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"Sorry."
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"You know, Selma, from what I've seen here,"
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"I walked through a door last night,"
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"for real money."
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"Well, Homer and I are going to take you away right now."
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"Oh, can't we stay one more day?"
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"The Occurrence and I are going to the tanning salon"
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"and get oiled and broiled."
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"Sorry, The Occurrence, but to use your lingo,"
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"Homer and I have to be "that guy.""
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"I don't want to be that guy,"
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"Enough!"
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"Homer, good morning."
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"May I interest you in a pool noodle?"
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"We also got pool ziti, pool fusilli--"
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"or if you don't like those, Mama will make you one special."
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"Mother Mary herself couldn't make"
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"a noodle big enough to float this one."
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"In nomine patris et filli..."
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