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Clips from The Simpsons - Treehouse of Horror XXII (S23E23)

"Exactly."
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"A, B, C, D..."
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"D."
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"Next letter."
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"A, B, C, D, E..."
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""D, E.""
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"Amazing!"
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"Oh, but before we continue."
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"Okay."
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"A..."
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""D, E, A.""
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""Dearest Marge, though my body"
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""cannot move, my heart still beats"
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""and my brain still brains."
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""I miss holding you in my arms"
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""more than my butt can say."
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""Perhaps someday there will be a cure."
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""months of difficult physical therapy, I'll pass."
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""You are the shining light"
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""that gets me through my darkest hours."
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""For further communication, I will require more beans."
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"I love you.""
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"Don't say a word."
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"I guess my life isn't so bad."
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"With the help of my loving family,"
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"I even published my first book."
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"And I've finally reached a state of serenity and..."
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"Another spider!"
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"What's this bite gonna do?"
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"My wrists are tingling."
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"I feel new powers surging within me!"
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"He's got the proportionate strength"
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"Forget paying for my kid's operation-- I'm out of here!"
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"Want to go home and celebrate?"
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"I wish I could move like him."
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"Springfield, my hometown."
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"Although, even the Garden of Eden"
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"could use a nice cleansing rain now and then."
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"Hey, whiskers."
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"Want to party?"
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"Spend less time on your back and more time on your knees."
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"Hmm?"
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"Have I lost my back-alley beauty?"
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"Well, those who can't do, teach."
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"No more distractions."
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"I have work to do."
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"All these years, I thought murder was a sin."
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"Then I got new instructions from the good Lord Himself"
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"in his favorite language-- English."
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"Slay Montgomery Burns"
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"and pee in his ashes!"
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"Are you sure, Lord?"
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"If you're having trouble with the second part,"
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"drink a lot of water."
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"Now I've got to go."
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"A hip-hop star is thanking me at the VMAs."
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"And so white-bread Ned"
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"Peter, Andrew, James the Greater, James the Lesser,"
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"Heavenly Father, I..."
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"Quiet, you!"
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"Your next divine whack job is a twofer."
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"I command you to kill Patty and Selma Bouvier."
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"Patty and Selma?"
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"Sure they smoke, and they don't shave much of anything,"
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"but do they deserve to die?"
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"Do not question me, the star of the Bible."
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"Now, on a non-murder- related note,"
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"I want you to find out"
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"what's making that funny noise in Homer Simpson's car."
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"It's, uh, it's, you know,"
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"it's like a chigga-chigga-chigga-chigga."
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"But you only hear it when you're driving over 30."
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"And you never hear it when you take it to the shop."
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"Then it sounds perfect."
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"Yes, Lord!"
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"Homer, have you noticed how many of your enemies"
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"Mr. Burns, Sideshow Bob..."
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"You forgot Patty and Selma."
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"Oh, wait. That hasn't happened yet."
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"Who's next, Ned Flanders?"
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"Now, how would that work?"
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"Huh?"
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"Okay, stupid Flanders,"
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"first I want you to kill that guy at the ice cream parlor"
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"who gave Homer Simpson a cone that had a little air in it."
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"Come on! God does crazy things!"
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"Check your Old Testament. Hey, Dad."
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"Hey Bart... Uh, I mean, Jesus."
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"Hey son, you want Flanders to kill anybody?"
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"He's totally in my power."
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"Well, there's a tall boy in front of me"
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"in class so I can't see the board."
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"And I sayeth unto you,"
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"slay every tall boy in town!"
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"Yeah! Yeah!"
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"Yeah, and what are you gonna do about it?"
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"I'm going to kill you!"
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"- Because of you, I'm going to Hell! - Language."
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"Nothing matters anymore!"
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"Wake up, Flanders!"
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"There is no Hell, and there is no God."
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"If there were, would He let me do this?"
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"Why you little..."
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"Uh... Flanders killed Homer."
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"But, but..."
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"But you're God."
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"Well, I could."
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"But the big man downstairs wouldn't like it."
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"Get me a coffee!"
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"Yes, sir."
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"Could this get any worse?"
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"Honey, come back to bed."
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"Oh, for cryin' out loud!"
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"People, you are on the most"
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"Extreme temperatures..."
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"vicious indigenous life forms..."
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"Are there any questions? Yes?"
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"Are we in Kansas anymore? No."
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"Well, are we in Nebraska?"
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"No! We are not in any state!"
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