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Clips from The Simpsons - Treehouse of Horror XXII (S23E23)

"Oh, oh, is it Michigan?"
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"Nobody talk anymore!"
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"You will now direct your attention to our C.E.O.,"
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"We are here on this fakakta planet for one reason:"
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"Hilarium."
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"Spray this in an audience and they'll laugh at anything."
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"And I need some now."
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"Gotta play a Nazi party rally."
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"Oh, yeah, they're back."
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"Our spies will go planet-side, locate said Hilarium"
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"and contact us so that we may begin extraction."
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"This is a delicate mission that requires utter loyalty."
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"I can think of no better candidate"
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"than the resentful guy in the wheelchair who has just arrived."
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"Yes, I think this is gonna work out just fine."
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"All strapped in?"
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"Yep."
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"Now prepare to take an incredible journey across the room!"
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"Yo."
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"Oh, man, if I could just have"
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"five minutes alone with my old bullies..."
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"Are you guys gonna beat me up?"
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"Naw, we can't."
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"These avatars cost $80 billion each."
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"Come on, let's bond, you stupid jerk."
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"That's a Japanese outlet, Bart. You need an adapter."
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"Oh, maybe I'll just take a taxi."
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"Where you go? Where you go?"
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"No meter, is cheaper, yeah?"
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"No, thanks."
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"Suit yourself, you one-eyed bastard."
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"Aw, the only thing that looks good on this stupid planet"
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"are the bananas."
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"Hmm?!"
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"Ay, caramba!"
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"Thanks, dude."
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"I am a female!"
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"I am not yelling! This is my seductive voice!"
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"I am called Kamala."
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"Fool! Every part of this world is alive!"
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"Apologize to sister rock!"
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"Now you've murdered our brothers, the flowers!"
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"Stupid! Stupid!"
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"Now you're having sex with Uncle Tree!"
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"Thank the Almighty Fungus you are wiser"
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"and cuter than your friend."
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"Hey, what gives, man?"
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"And now let us touch testicles and mate for life."
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"Don't you mean tentacles?"
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"I know what I said!"
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"Today you are a man. Mazel Tov!"
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"It was serviceable!"
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"Ah, man, back on Earth we don't have so many moons."
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"What do you mean, "back on Earth"?"
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"Uh... it's a place on the other side of this planet that's..."
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"very rainy so you can only see one moon."
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"You know, like Portland."
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"I never hear of this Port-land."
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"But on Rigel Seven, lack of eye contact and too many details"
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"indicate the telling of truth."
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"I love you, sugar-slime."
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"I can't believe I'm getting combat pay for this."
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"Well done, young man! Our daughter is with child."
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"Here."
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"Feel the wonder of one million fetuses!"
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"That only keeps me from giving birth while we are having sex."
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"They don't. They are falling."
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"Now that Kamala has a slug in the oven,"
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"Without it, her crankiness will become unbearable."
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"Unfortunately our environment is too hostile to grow pickles."
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"no pickles, butter brickle."
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"It is the Rigelian way."
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"So, where can I load up on this Hilarium?"
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"Listen closely."
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"The Hilarium is found in the sacred secretions of the queen!"
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"Lock in on my signal."
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"Traitor! How dare you betray the planet I got laid on?!"
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"They're all in one place. Let's fry these calamari"
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"and dip 'em in a sauce made of their own blood!"
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"And wine from their own grapes."
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"That's not so bad."
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"It's a little bad."
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"So Kamala, where do we keep all our tanks and planes and stuff?"
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"We have no tanks. Our planet will protect us."
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"Oh, man, you sound like my art teacher."
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"Look a little like her, too."
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"to tell you I've been a double agent all this time."
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"But now I am totally on your side."
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"And this is a good time to tell you I have space warts."
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"And I got them from Milhouse."
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"Time for a good old-fashioned"
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"servo-suit/bulldozer-saurus fight!"
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"Dammit!"
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"Skinner...!"
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"Had they asked for the Hilarium,"
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"we would simply have given it to them."
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"In Rigelian there is no word for "yours" or "mine.""
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"That's the reason we didn't enjoy the movie Yours, Mine and Ours."
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"Halloween is over, which means, America,"
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"it's time to start your Christmas shopping."
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"Infuse our stagnant economy with dollars you don't really have."
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"And whatever you do, avoid the urge to make homemade gifts."
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"Knitting one sweater for someone costs 27 Americans their jobs."
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"And don't forget, Christmas"
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"is a wonderful time to take up alcoholism."
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"Come on, you see your family all year round."
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"The holidays are for your bartender."
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"When are we doing the Black Swan?"
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"But we love you and will never give up hope."
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"They say no two ass-webs are the same."
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"Whoo!"
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"John, Philip, Thaddeus."
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"Hell! Damn! Backside!"
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"inhospitable planet in the galaxy."
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"But your human body costs nothing."
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"Man, you are full of surprises."
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"Yo, Colonel! Uh, you've got some schmutz on your cheek."
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"Where?... Here?"
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"The only sane thing to do is chew off my arm."
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"Mm!"
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