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Clips from The O.C. - The Rivals (S01E01)

"Guess what, buddy. You are Punk'd."
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"- Good. This is my friend Danny. - Hey. How are you? I'm Sandy."
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"Why don't you take a shower?"
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"- That kid is not funny. - Thank you. I know."
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"- There you are. - Thanks, man."
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"- Hey, listen, man. Can I ask you a favor? - Sure."
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"Yes. You and some dude named Captain Oats."
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"Well, chin up, Danny. Because you know what?"
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"...that you could go a little bigger with your comedy. I think you're small..."
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"I'll give it a shot!"
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"- I know how busy you are. - Of course. What's going on?"
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"- What is it? - I need to talk to you about..."
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"...one of our transfer students, with whom I know you have a relationship."
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"- And who I worry might not be so stable. - I appreciate it, Dr. Kim."
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"- I got detention. - I see that. What for?"
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"That's a lie."
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"- I did it to protect you. - What? What are you talking about?"
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"I don't trust him. He has a history of girls he's obsessed with."
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"Where did you get this?"
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"You stole it from my locker?"
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"How can you say he's not in love with you?"
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"- Look, I'm sorry. - I can't do this anymore."
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"I can't believe you're buying a restaurant."
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"Funny. That's what Jimmy said just before he backed out."
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"- I believe he will be underwhelmed. - The Coopers keep things unpredictable."
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"Top of the morning to you, son."
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"Hey, Dad."
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"The fact that you two are such close friends makes the decision easier."
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"Have you lost your mind, Kiki? That thing is unsightly."
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"It's just Danny. I mean, he was, like, really funny, right?"
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"Hey, Seth. Check it out!"
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"Get off me!"
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"I'm sorry."
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"And I thought he was a good one."
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"All right. Bye."
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"- Well, I'm gonna go. - Yeah, well."
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"Well, if you're ever feeling, you know..."
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"Thanks."
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"Don't sell it. Just give me more time to find a partner."
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"I'm not too late, am I?"
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"Look, you know, this could fail. I mean, you know..."
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"Okay."
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"I'm sorry."
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"Well, I mean, did you think I came here because of Marissa?"
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"Yeah. No. I..."
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"Here's the deal, Ryan. And it's nothing personal."
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"But Marissa and I, we just connect."
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"I'm sorry, but you and Marissa? Come on, man."
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"- You're from different worlds. - You stay away from her."
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"...you have a chance to make something of yourself."
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"Okay?"
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"Get off me!"
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"Look. One house, one shot. If I screw up, you can fire me yourself. It's a win-win."
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"- What's so funny? - Danny. He's, like, the funniest guy ever."
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"Yeah? Hey, man. I'm Seth. Good to meet you."
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"Somebody call CSI, we got ourselves a cold one here."
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"- CSI! - Hey, tag that toe."
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"- I don't get it. - Hey. Looks like we both got tuna."
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"Mine's just raw and missing cheese."
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"Time for class. I'm gonna go to the bathroom."
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"Hey, don't fall in."
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"Hey."
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"Is this seat available?"
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"- I'm so behind already. - I know the feeling."
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"Does junior year ever get easier?"
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"I thought you were a senior."
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"Not a good one. And Harbor, being as competitive as it is..."
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"...not all my credits transferred."
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"Why transfer at all, a little over a semester from graduating?"
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"It just wasn't working for me at Pacific."
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"Because?"
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"Because there was an incident."
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"What kind of incident?"
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"But if you could just give me a chance, Ryan."
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"Just let me in, like I know people let you in."
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"I could finally start over. That's really all I want."
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"- Hey, guys. - Hi."
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"- Order in some room service. - Yeah. You wanna come?"
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"- I was gonna help him with his French. - French?"
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"- Didn't you live in Paris a couple years? - A year. When I was 13."
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"Well, sweet-talking my way into a club..."
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"...isn't the same as conjugating the infinitive."
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"- You sure you don't wanna come? - Yeah. I trust you."
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"- I don't trust him. - Trust who?"
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"Summer's new boyfriend or whatever."
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"You know what I'm talking about. He's big."
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"But big isn't necessarily funny. It's cheap."
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"Can we forget Oliver for five seconds and talk about me?"
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"It's the reason he left Pacific. What if he's violent?"
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"He needs help with his French? He lived in France."
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"We should call the cops. Oliver lost his grasp on the subjunctive."
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"Fajitas are served."
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"Nothing adds up. And if I try to say anything to Marissa..."
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"Or you could break into the file room and steal his bio. Or you can be a grownup..."
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"...forget about it and move on. Okay? Like I am. To the fajitas."
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"I forgot a book in my locker."
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"Hey, what are you doing?"
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"This matter will be presented to the disciplinary committee."
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"But understand that this is very uncharacteristic of Ryan."
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"I just... I don't trust this kid. Oliver. He seems suspicious."
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"- Suddenly he's going here now. - I assure you..."
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"...Oliver went through the same screening process as any student."
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"I was concerned."
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"Anything to warrant your suspicions?"
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"No, but he's been spending a lot of time with her."
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"And there's this letter in his file..."
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"...over a girl."
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"- Is this true? - Two years ago."
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"...but who show extraordinary promise."
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"- I'm sorry. - We are too."
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"Thank you."
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"- I have a surprise for you. - Really?"
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"Two tickets to see Bright Eyes."
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"We've never seen them before. I thought it'd be different."
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"- Summer, you got... Right there. - Where?"
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"- Hey, Summer. Hi, Danny. - Hey. Oh, Seth."
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"- Well, I'll be sure and get it washed. - Seth, seriously. All kidding aside..."
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"You wanna come over later? I TiVo-ed Leno."
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"- What? - You're jealous."
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"No, of Danny. If you weren't, you'd be happy for Summer."
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