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Clips from The O.C. - The Rivals (S01E01)

"You'd embrace the friend."
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"I love this place. All it needs is a little nip and a tuck."
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"Hands of a surgeon. Come on, Coop. Get excited. Get involved."
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"You know, just like it was for Bogie and Bacall."
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"- You're serious about this, aren't you? - Yeah. What do you got?"
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"- They used to have great live music here. - I like it. Cabaret?"
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"- Actually, jazz. - Jazz works. That's good."
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"- As long as it feels timeless. - It will."
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"- Only one kind of martini. - Thank you. And only the finest Scotch."
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"Now, we're gonna have to have meat loaf on the menu."
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"- I can get the recipe. - No, my mother makes..."
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"We'll make restaurant history."
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"Now, you know where you're going for the slate, yes?"
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"Hydrangeas only, people. Okay."
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"We have 72 hours to make this open house."
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"I want a full progress report and POs today."
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"Let's get it done. Go."
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"I think maybe a little bit you've lost your mind. This is a disaster."
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"...it would look like murder."
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"You have 72 hours. I gave you a list of the usual vendors."
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"- You're never gonna get done in time. - Good attitude."
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"Thanks for putting that out in the universe."
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"All you need is a few accent rugs, a couch, maybe a potted plant."
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"- We're selling a space. - Well, I'm selling a lifestyle."
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""Aspirational"? Is that even a word?"
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"I know it seems ambitious. And it'll be expensive, but sometimes..."
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"Why'd you do it? If they vote to expel you, there's nothing we can do."
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"You will have taken this opportunity and tanked it. And why?"
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"Look, you guys may not believe me. No one may believe me."
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"The first time I met the kid, he was in jail. He has a medical history. You're right."
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"- Lf only you had come to us. - I wanted to deal with it myself."
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"- You can't even help yourself. - Okay. I screwed up, yet again."
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"You gonna kick me out?"
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"You think you can mess up so bad we'll just give up on you? You can't."
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"You are part of this family now, and you're gonna feel the full weight of that."
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"You're gonna wish we threw you out."
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"I couldn't help but overhear. Actually, I was eavesdropping."
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"They're pretty pissed, huh?"
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"Today I saw Oliver give Marissa a letter..."
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"...which she put in her locker."
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"And seeing Oliver do this inspired you to write a letter of your own?"
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"So this is Oliver's letter."
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"That Marissa asked you to mail?"
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"What if he's after her? He's a sick kid."
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"Oliver has not done anything to Marissa except be her friend."
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"Just... Will you promise me that you will put it back?"
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"- Put it back. - I will."
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"Come in."
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"Okay, I know everything you said last night, but I need to talk to you."
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"- You read it? - It's worse than I imagined."
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"- No, please don't. - He says he can't live without her..."
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"I don't wanna hear it. That letter's like The Ring."
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"Anyone who reads it is gonna die. Plus, it's a federal offense."
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"- Okay. I'm being serious. - So am I. Okay?"
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"- Lf she finds out, you guys are done. - Okay."
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"Hey, Seth. Is Ryan in there?"
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"Yeah. Hey."
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"Ryan was waxing my back. Could you give us a sec?"
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"Sure. I just wanted to know if after school today..."
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"Julie?"
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"It's a disaster."
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"We have 48 hours until the open house, and we have nothing."
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"- We can fix this. - No, we can't."
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"It may not be "aspirational.""
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"God, I don't give a rat's ass. If Caleb sees that house empty..."
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"He won't. But you gotta be ready to work. Get your hands dirty."
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"Manicure's not till Friday."
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"Can I have an orange-peel smoothie with a splash of pineapple, please?"
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"I'll have the same."
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"God, he does impersonations?"
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"- Mr. Chuckle! - No! Oh, my God."
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"Danny. Hey, what are you doing after school?"
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"I've TiVo-ed some Leno. Seann William Scott's on."
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"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't see it."
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"Hey, man. I thought you were in court."
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"No, it's a settlement. I almost never go to court anymore."
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"So order up some martinis and meat loaf. We got ourselves a restaurant."
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"- What'd you do? - I put a down payment on it."
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"No, I covered it. We can work out a get-even scheme once we're afloat."
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"- So, what? I work for you? - Jimmy, come on."
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"You were one click away from manning the mechanical bull..."
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"I wanna pull my own weight. You've already done enough for me as it is."
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"I'm not doing it just for you."
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"...and it'd give me a break from all my rich clients and the office politics."
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"- We could work for ourselves. - I don't know, Sandy."
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"- I think I need more time to... - How much more time do you need?"
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"Okay. Great. Great. I got an idea. Let's wait till we're dead."
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"I gotta go settle."
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"Shows a lot of trust."
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"What's the emergency? Ran out of erasers? No more ink left in your pen?"
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"No, it's a book I forgot."
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"Just kidding around, man."
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"- Feel you on that one. - What's up?"
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"- Sure. Yeah. - Sounds awesome, man."
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"All right. I'll let her know that you are in."
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"Long bathroom break. I should go. See you."
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"I do not like that kid at all."
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"Yeah? Don't you think that...?"
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"He's here for Marissa. Hell, yeah."
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"- I'll keep that in mind. - Just give me the word..."
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"Did your mama teach you how to play this game?"
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"You didn't think I'd pack the heat, did you?"
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"Think you can just get me here, huh? Home court advantage. Guess what."
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"Who's got the secret codes? Danny does."
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"There's a camera there, camera there and a camera right there."
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"- Who's your daddy? - Hey, kid."
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"Settlement happened sooner than I thought."
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"- Pardon me? - Just kidding. I like you dirty."
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"- He makes Ryan look funny. - He makes Marissa look funny."
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"Gentiles. I love your mother more than words, but not funny."
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"Get yourself some funnier friends."
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"Whenever you're around Summer, could you...?"
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"This is weird, but could you try and be a little less funny?"
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"How he's the funniest guy she's ever met."
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"I mean, I like her so much, and I'm just... I'm killing myself to hang in there."
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"She said that about me, that she thinks I'm the funniest guy ever?"
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"Who the hell is Captain Oats?"
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"I think you're funny. I just think, and if you don't mind me saying so..."
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"...a little under the radar. - Yeah?"
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"- Yeah. - All right, man. Thanks."
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