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Clips from American Dad! - Weiner of Our Discontent (S04E04)

"Huh. I guess he went to the bathroom to laugh in private."
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"- No. He went to get his sister. - Oh, hey, Akiko."
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"Toshi is greatly offended."
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"Those chopsticks were carved from the femur of our great-grandmother."
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"Yech! Gross!"
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"[Speaking Japanese]"
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"Until now, Toshi has stoically tolerated your boorish jokes."
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"- [Speaking Japanese] - Toshi issues a challenge."
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"- [Japanese] - You will compete in the arena of your choosing."
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"The loser will switch to the later lunch period..."
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"Very well. Come to our house tomorrow to choose your challenge."
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"Uh, me neither. [Chuckles] Got to go."
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"[Woman On P.A.] Southwestern Airlines would like to welcome all of its passengers..."
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"- in boarding group "B. '" - What? I'm a "C." How'd you get a "B"?"
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"You know what? Good. Enjoy your "B" boarding pass..."
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"'cause you're gonna "be" obliterated."
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"[Laughs] I got him good."
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"Did you hear that alphabet humor, Arab guy?"
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"See, you can't make jokes. You make a joke, you get thrown off the plane."
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"- Can I put it on my lap? - No."
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"But I wanted to go straight from the airport to my Fortress of Solitude."
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"I don't wanna have to wait for lug- You know what?"
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"It doesn't matter. I got bigger things on my plate."
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"Comfy there, Mr. Decider?"
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"- Sir, my seat won't go back. - Yeah. That one's broken."
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"Behold my Fortress of Solitude!"
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"Afternoon, sojourners."
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"- [Slurping] - I really like your roommate. Nice touch with the rolling."
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"Fortress of Solitude."
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"Oh, good Lord. It's real."
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"The rest of them can suck it, but Francine I'm sorry to see die."
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"- Roger, we-we joke a lot, me and you. - [Beeping, Whirring]"
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"Too late, Stan. You've sealed your fate. And now-"
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""We crashed this ship into your planet..."
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"who most likely died upon impact.""
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"I'm loving this. [Laughing]"
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"No. No. This can't be."
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"If I just found out I'm the Lindbergh baby..."
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"[Laughing Continues]"
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"[Laughing Continues]"
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"- [Body Hits Floor] - [Laughing Continues]"
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"[Laughing Continues]"
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"[Laughing Continues]"
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"for making me put part of his great-grandmother in my mouth."
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"- [Doorbell Rings] - I had Japanese great-grandma once."
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"[Door Closes]"
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"Choose your method of challenge."
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"Each character represents an ancientJapanese ritual."
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"[Yells]"
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"I'm screwed, man. I can't beat a tiny Asian boy at eating hot dogs."
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"You don't wanna switch to the later lunch period."
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"That's when the guy with the milky eye starts mopping up around the tables."
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"- [Laughing] - What happened?"
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"Well, for the last 70 years, Roger thought he was the Decider of humanity."
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"Oh, the poor thing."
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"[Groans]"
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"We made your favorite meal-"
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"roast squab with a burgundy pine-nut reduction and truffle risotto."
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"- And toasted brioche? - Of course."
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"Well, there's a place set at the table if you change your mind."
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"Okay, Roger, you can do this."
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"[Stan] Oh, look who decided to come to dinner."
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"Roger? Hey, little guy."
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"Want a waffle?"
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"[Laughs] He's coming in. Look."
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"[Chewing]"
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"Roger, it's okay."
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"Stan didn't mean any of those things he said."
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"I'm not the most important person on Earth."
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"I have no special purpose."
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"Don't say that. There are lots of things to do besides blow up Earth."
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"Maybe you could get a job."
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"- You know, do something with your life. - I guess."
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"- Are my hot dogs ready, Mom? - Wouldn't you rather have a waffle?"
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"No, ma'am. Only hot dogs until the day of the showdown."
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"[Gulps] Thanks again for teaching me how to tame my gag reflex."
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"Hot dogs, huh? I like hot dogs."
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"Oh, you mean like making hot dogs or selling hot dogs?"
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"I don't know, Francine! I just had the idea!"
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"Will you let me think for just one moment?"
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"God, I come up with good ideas, and you needle me with questions."
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"Probably something supervisory in the distribution department."
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"[Exhales] You did it, Roger."
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"Assistant regional distribution manager for Hotdog Hauss."
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"On your way back to the top."
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"Hey, I need you to refill the ink in this stamp."
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"Hey, Roger, there's a new Hotdog Hauss in Chimdale."
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"No. Just letting you know that our company's growing."
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"You mean, I'm in charge of something?"
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"Yeah. Sure. You're, uh, president of throwing out bad wieners. Congratulations."
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"Lethal, huh?"
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"The Decider is back."
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"Yeah, I do it sitting down, 'cause comfort is king, and I have no wang."
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"- What the hell? I was reading that. - I'm sorry, Stan..."
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"Here we go again. He gets a crappy job..."
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"and he's acting like he owns the world."
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"You know what? I'm going down to that hot dog place tomorrow..."
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"and I'm setting that weirdo straight."
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"Do you really think it's worth taking all these sick days..."
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"just to make Roger feel bad?"
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"I got it covered. I told them you had a baby."
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"Oh. This is from Jackson."
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"Che Guevara?"
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"Is this supposed to be hip? He was a murderer."
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"Just put her in it one time when you bring her to the office."
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"I downloaded this chart of Hotdog Hauss's corporate structure."
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"Look. There's the parent company."
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"There's the subsidiary. There's the branch of Food Co. That presides over Hotdog Hauss."
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"And this tiny little box here is you."
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"- Still feel important? - Yes, I do."
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"Because I have some big stuff going on."
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"- So stop acting like a big shot. - Okay, Stan."
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"I'll let you in on a little secret."
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"See, Stan? I'm the Decider again."
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"Oh, yeah? Well, where do you keep these alleged death dogs?"
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"The last place you would ever think to look."
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"- Huh. They're not in there. - They're not?"
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"Oh, boy. Okay, let's think. Who could have taken them?"
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"- Do you know what this means? - Of course I know what this means."
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"I just missed my chance to sing "Who Let the Dogs Out?""
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