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Clips from American Dad! - Weiner of Our Discontent (S04E04)

"It would've been perfect a moment ago."
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"You know who would have really appreciated it? Steve."
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"Too bad he's probably dead."
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"You idiot! You may have killed my son!"
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"There's still time. Now, where did Steve say the hot dog contest was?"
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"God, I don't know. He must have told me a thousand times."
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"- I know. Me too. - I totally- I just zone out when that kid is speaking."
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"Um, Steve's at Toshi's house. That's where the hot dog eating contest is."
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"What? Why didn't you say something before?"
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"So hopefully you'll pick up this voice mail before you eat a hot dog."
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"Well, I warned Toshi. You're blocking me. We're taking your car."
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"But a word of warning. This car is an ass magnet."
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"[Snot] When the whistle blows, the contest begins."
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"Whoever finishes the most hot dogs in 10 minutes wins."
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"Vomit will disqualify you."
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"Okay, looks like a left on Reservoir Lane."
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"Roger, this is a poster of Bo Derek."
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"I know. Have you ever seen cheekbones so- Look out!"
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"[Panting]"
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"You-You, uh- You really do make a good crash-test dummy."
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"Get away from the table!"
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"You weren't supposed to eat those. They're poisonous. Now you're gonna die."
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"Don't you mean, "Oh, my Godzilla"? Thank you!"
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"Oh, I should've said that in the first place. Forgive me?"
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"[Speaking Japanese]"
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"Toshi is honor-bound to accept a deathbed apology."
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"Good-bye then, dear Toshi."
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"I should've been nicer to you."
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"Oh, Toshi's mother insisted on using the hot dogs she bought."
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"Apparently the ones I brought weren't good enough."
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"I'm sorry, dear. I don't understand what you're saying."
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"Does anyone speak sushi hostess?"
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"Look, the important thing is that Roger didn't end up killing anyone with his-"
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"Hey, where is Roger?"
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"Sorry, Stan. I can't let you destroy these."
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"[Yelling]"
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"No!"
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"I'm worthless now!"
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"And it's about time you said it."
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"Damn it, Stan. Why can't you give Roger a break?"
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"Why should I? Nobody gives me a break."
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"I don't see why he gets to feel important when I don't."
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"So that's why you're being such a jerk to Roger."
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"- You feel like a nobody... - [Bird Tweeting]"
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"So you can't let Roger feel like a somebody."
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"Oh, my God. You're right."
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"It must be so obvious to everyone if you picked up on it."
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"You're important to me and to Steve and Hayley and even to Roger."
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"You're so important to him that he was gonna blow up the whole world..."
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"- because you insulted him. - [Gopher Chitters]"
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"- [Bird Squawks] - Wow. I never really thought about it that way."
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"- I just wanna feel like I matter. - I know. Me too."
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"We're not so different, you and I."
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"Yes, we are. We're night and day."
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"Except for in this specific instance. So here."
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"- What is it? - I'm allergic to shellfish."
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"If I accidentally eat any, my throat will swell up and I will die."
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"This is my EpiPen."
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"You're giving it to me?"
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"When the time comes, you can decide whether I live or die."
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"You made me the Decider again."
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"- Enjoy it, buddy. - Hey, you guys!"
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"I'm the Decider!"
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"I guess today isn't this groundhog's day."
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"[Imitating Guitar]"
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"- Freshly baked cookies. - Wow! Thanks, Roger."
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"[Sniffs] Roger, was this-"
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"- Need this? - [Hoarsely] Yes."
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"Not so fast, Francine."
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"I am the Decider, and I will decide-"
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"- Roger! - And I decide to give him the shot."
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"# Oh, boy it's swell to say #"
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"# Good morning, U.S.A. # [Grunts]"
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"## [Alternative Rock]"
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"my ass will be the last thing you ever see."
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"Sorry, Francine, but he asked for it."
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"[Laughing]"
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"- But no more. - Akiko, listen-"
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"[Japanese]"
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"so you never have to eat together again."
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"Anyone else get a boner when Akiko slapped me?"
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"[Hooting]"
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"- [Jet Engine Roaring] - Hey."
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"Why can't you send your pretend message to blow up Earth..."
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"Printed it at home while you were packing."
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"Strawberry Coors? It's something I invented."
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"- [Engine Powering Down] - Something's wrong."
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"- Wait. What did I choose? - Hot dog eating contest."
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"Roger, how was Roswell?"
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"There you go. I knew I'd think of it if you gave me a moment."
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"- Can I decide what color? - No. It's red."
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"but I have got some big stuff going on."
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"Stan, you came to see me at work, like a wife."
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"No, you don't. You have nothing."
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"- What are you talking about? - Anytime I want, I could let out some bad wieners."
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"Well, you have to. It's the only way you can get through dinner."
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"I never even heard of it. Let me see."
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"[Grunting]"
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"[Yells]"
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"Just get your scraper, Darren."
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"Bye! Have a beautiful time."
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"[Stan Whistles] Impressive."
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"Don't wanna open the door too wide and let Disability Check Dan over there see your..."
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""Dear humans who discover this wreck, please disregard it."
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"[Laughing Continues]"
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"So it is chosen."
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"[Roger, Francine, Hayley] You're welcome."
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"I call them "death dogs." And I'm in charge of them. Me."
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"They're both tied at 38."
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"I'm a nobody just like everyone else."
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"Man, caffeine doesn't affect me at all."
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"What have we done? I'm sorry."
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"I'm sure by now Toshi's realized..."
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"- [Shouting In Japanese] - Do not interrupt!"
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"Well, they're not here. They're someplace safe, someplace you'll never guess."
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"you eat all our food, you're a drunk, you never wash your wigs..."
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"They weren't. They would have killed our children."
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"Look at me. I'm a walrus. [Wailing]"
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"is what it takes to make you feel special, then yes."
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"to decide if the people of Earth should live or die."
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