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Clips from American Dad! - Weiner of Our Discontent (S04E04)

"# I got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day #"
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"#The sun in the sky has a smile on his face #"
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"#And he's shining a salute to the American race #"
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"See, I'm more important than you. I have got some big stuff going on. Big stuff."
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"- Meet me in the bathroom. I'll drill a hole between the stalls. - [Whirring]"
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"I got some big stuff going on."
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"- [Imitating Pinball Sounds] - [Clacking, Beeping]"
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"- Refill. - I'm sorry. We don't give refills."
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"Now, fill it up. That's right. I'm important."
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"I can do anything! [Yelling]"
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"But I'm saving 10 minutes by not being all fake and smiley."
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"It's exhausting having so much big stuff."
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"Roger, shut up! The truth is you're nothing but a worthless sack of fat ass."
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"- [Gasps] - You're lazy, you're a chubbo, you lie, you cheat..."
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"Well, that's it. You did it."
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"- I'm... the Decider. - The Decider?"
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"And what you just said there, you crossed the line, buddy. I've decided."
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"[Laughs] The Decider? Well-Well-Well, what is that..."
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"and sending a message to my people to blow this dump of a planet up."
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"- Yes. - Great. I'll come along."
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"I'll do that. Thanks. [Laughing]"
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"[Speaking Japanese]"
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"- [Japanese] - Unless you care to apologize."
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"What? Apologize for being hilarious? Never."
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"to your home planet on your cell phone?"
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"It's not pretend, butt-face."
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"Sad, but that's the world we live in now."
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"[Woman On P.A.] Now boarding group "C'"and higher."
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"Oh, sorry. There's no more room on the plane. You're going to have to check your bag."
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"- Much, much bigger things. - Hmm."
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"- [Snoring] - ## [Rock]"
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"[Grunting, Sighs]"
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"You know, Stan, it's too bad. I actually liked Francine."
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"But you know that deep, deep in my heart I've always loved-"
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""to test new safety features..."
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""because we care about our customers."
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""The alien inside is merely a crash-test dummy..."
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"Crash-test dummy? But they told me-"
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"[Laughing] The Decider. That is classic."
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"Excuse me, gentlemen."
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"[Laughing]"
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"I had the Shintos for a week."
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"Very well."
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"[Gong]"
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"Well, you better start training."
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"Why do they make eye patches if not for that exact situation?"
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"- Maybe he can't afford one. - See, now I'm bummed out."
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"[Stan Laughing]"
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"But it turns out he's just a crash-test dummy."
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"- [Knocking] - [Francine] Roger? Will you please come out?"
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"Just pick yourself up and start anew."
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"[Crying]"
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"[Sighs] No. He's right."
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"Maybe I'll get some sort of hot dog related job."
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"Hey, Roger, we got a bad batch of hot dogs here."
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"Nitrate level in 'em is lethal."
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"Make sure they get thrown out, would ya?"
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"I'm gonna take this in case I get cold on the toilet."
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"I guess."
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"Oh, I just stopped by to show you something."
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"You see, I found these dogs so full of nitrates that each one can kill a man."
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"No, no. No, don't look in the fridge. They're not in there!"
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"Damn it, Roger. What have you done?"
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"Daddy and Roger were fighting, and I got scared."
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"And if not, if you're listening to this from heaven, I love you, kiddo."
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"- Give me the keys. - Okay, fine. You can drive."
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"Shut up and drive!"
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"Nobody eat the hot dogs!"
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"Death dogs. They're called death dogs."
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"You were my only friend who wasn't poor or fat."
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"Oh, wait. False alarm. I still have my death dogs."
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"Oh, Stan, you're not a nobody."
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"- I'm sorry. - [Sniffles]"
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"I keep it with me at all times to give myself a shot just in case."
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"If having the power over life and death..."
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"I'm sorry I acted like an entitled ass for the last 70 years."
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"[Laughs] Crawfish cookies."
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"I was super hungover, and I wanted an adrenaline rush."
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"- It... felt... - [Grunting]"
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"- [Screams] - Amazing."
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"## [Rock And Roll]"
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"Now I'm gonna flick your tie."
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"But it's the '50s, and you don't know what to do with those feelings."
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"## [Disco]"
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"Excuse me. I'm gonna take your free game. I'm that important."
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"Now, watch me play. I suck, but I do my own sound effects."
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"Oh, I see. You don't know who I am."
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"I can't talk about it, but I have got some big stuff going on."
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"[Slurping]"
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"Dinner's almost ready. I'm doing one of Rachael Ray's 30-minute meals."
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"Man, work sucked today."
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"Another assassination season stuck doing inventory with Mitchell."
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"[High Voice] "Call me Mitch." [Normal Voice] Stop trying so hard."
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"Anyway, everything will be okay as soon as I have this delicious-"
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"[Slurping] Mmm. Nice."
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"Look, Stan, I had a long day too, you know."
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"Big stuff going on. Yes, I know. We've all heard it."
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"Well, that's because it's true. I am pretty important. I need this."
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"- I have a lot going on here on Earth. - You know what? Just stop."
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"I am sick to death of you acting like you're the most important person in the world..."
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"- when the truth is- - Oh, here comes the truth from Stan."
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"- The truth is- - Everybody make way for Stan, coming through with the truth."
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"- The truth is- - Here's the truth, coming at you live via Stan."
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"but you strut around like you're Mary, Queen of Scots, Brangelina and Jesus all rolled into one."
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"Well, you're not. You're a big fat nothing."
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"Okay. All right."
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"The real truth is I do have big stuff going on, and here it is."
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"I was sent here on a top secret mission..."
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"some new Lea Thompson legal thriller on Lifetime?"
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"Let me guess. She's a judge, she has a hard time dating, she rides her bike to work."
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"I've decided, Stan. I'm going to my Fortress of Solitude outside Roswell..."
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"You-You're going to Roswell to blow up Earth? Right now?"
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"Good. When I bend over to push the button..."
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"I'm gonna go brush my teeth, and then we'll go send the signal."
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"Because of you, bitch, call your mother and tell her you killed her."
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"Stan, come on. You hurt his feelings, so he made some stuff up."
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"Don't make Roger go all the way to Roswell..."
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"just to call him on his baloney."
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"I'm tired of him walking around here like he's- like he's King Poop all the time."
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"- Is that really what you wanted to say? - No."
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