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Clips from The Simpsons - The D'oh-cial Network (S23E23)

"Can I get a ride to the food court?"
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"Hop on."
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"Ho-ho!"
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"Hmm."
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"I kind of want to create my own thing."
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"Do you sell any just plain sets?"
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"No. We do all the imagining for you."
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"Well, I'll just buy one of these"
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"and build something different."
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"Miss Simpson, does the court really need to hear"
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"in every store your family visited?"
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"Trust me, I've left a lot out and cleaned up the swears."
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"Anyway, I ran into some schoolmates"
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"But when I went over..."
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"Hi, guys, what are you doing?"
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"Those girls are snotty and shallow."
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"Can I join you?"
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"Lisa, how can we put this?"
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"Wha...? They, they don't?"
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"Oh."
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"in the world for the next three weeks: the Mapple Void."
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"I'll take it, provided you charge me"
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"for services that Google offers for free."
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"Sweet."
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"This computer is so great."
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"with my new computer?"
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"- Okay. - Let me just finish downloading"
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"the complete works of Shakespeare."
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"I'd have more friends if I knew what people liked,"
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"Hmm."
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"It's easier to be friends with lots of people online"
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"than one person in person."
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"What if I started an online meeting place"
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"where all are equal and I am the undisputed center?"
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"How's this for a conundrum?"
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"It's not really a conundrum."
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"Sit at my feet and I will elaborate."
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"So, to summarize, Your Honor, Lisa Simpson created"
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"this "social network""
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"because she had no friends."
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"No, that is not true."
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"I... May I remind you you're under oath?"
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"All right already."
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"I had no friends."
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"With a attitude like that, I wouldn't be her friend."
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"Life is too dang short."
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"So, since I had no friends, I assembled a motley crew"
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"of the friendless to help me construct my social network."
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"Did we become friends?"
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"No."
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"As the CEO of SpringFace, I want you all to have fun"
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"as you write source code"
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"Delightful."
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"Here's my favorite computer game: Angry Nerds."
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"Nelson, is there any way I could be your friend?"
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"The only way I would be your friend"
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"is if I could click a box under your picture saying"
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""Accept friendship request from.""
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"Nelson, you've just given us the template for our site."
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"I don't care."
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"If we don't move, his odds of getting us both"
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"are 374 to one."
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"Ooh-oo-ooh, ooh."
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"your diabolical plan was an instant success."
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"I never said it was diabolical."
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"the disparate children of Springfield Unified."
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"Oh, I just got invited to make out with Shauna."
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"See?"
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"And seven girls."
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"Oh..."
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"Santa's Little Helper's friends"
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"Ha, all my friends have birthdays this year."
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"I just un-friended Skinner"
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"Doggone it."
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"I'm less popular"
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"You said you were getting rid of that nest."
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"Hornets make honey?"
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"Better than wasp honey, not as good as bee."
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"Hit refresh."
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"Hit refresh."
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"I have a thousand friends."
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"And only eight of them are Milhouse."
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"A thousand kids?"
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"If you could get each of them to send you a dollar,"
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"you'd be a millionaire."
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"Well, it's not just kids using SpringFace,"
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"it's moms like me, Marge."
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"Wait a minute, grownups are on this?"
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"Yeah, look."
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"We've got to thank you, kiddo."
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"and used this picture of ourselves."
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"our reflection in the sunglasses."
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"Wow, I've created something incredibly popular."
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"I don't have a hippo!"
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"And so, this so-called "SpringFace""
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"spread from the world of children to adults."
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"to my wife so much safer."
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"I am sitting here..."
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"zero sheets to the wind..."
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"...counting the moments to closing time"
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"when I can stumble home to you."
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"Another round, Moe."
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"Uh-oh, did I type that?"
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"Delete! Delete!"
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"Hm, typing "delete" does not delete."
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"It is gratifying to see all of you bowing in prayer,"
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"the light of God shining on your faces."
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"Uh-oh, Bernice Hibbert keeps "liking" Bumblebee Man'sos."
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"Why did I make this church a Wi-Fi hotspot?"
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"If you can't beat 'em, join 'em."
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"Let's see, which Muppet am I?"
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"Beaker?"
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"Friend, friend,"
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"awaiting reply, friend..."
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"Sherri? Terri?"
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"Hopscotch?"
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"Double Dutch?"
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"Ringolivio?"
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"Anyone?"
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"Oh, I have a thousand friends,"
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