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Clips from The Simpsons - The D'oh-cial Network (S23E23)

"Whee!"
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"I am trying to set a mood here."
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"Whee."
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"So, to sum up,"
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"Lisa's social network"
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"turned into the biggest Internet failure since..."
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"Well, there've been so many."
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""Ask Jeeves," anyone?"
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"Check this out: I'm hiding a bomb in this pile of corpses,"
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"so when Kearney loots their ammo,"
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"he gets a face full of ass shrapnel."
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"What the...?!"
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"Dislike! Dislike!"
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"Somebody call 911!"
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"I don't know how to use the phone on my phone."
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"Hey, did you guys get my picture of the fire?"
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"Yeah, I did; nice grab."
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"I didn't get it yet."
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"Yeah, funny how that works."
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"why the city should not force you to shut down your site?"
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"I know it's awful and insular"
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"and caused 35 deaths, but I had friends."
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"Four digits of friends!"
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"I had a friend in common with Malcolm Gladwell."
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"I'll shut down the site."
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"♪ When you were here before"
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"♪ Couldn't look you in the eye"
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"Time to get a life."
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"♪ Your skin makes me cry"
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"We don't need your crummy Web site."
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"We can make anything into guns."
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"Lisa."
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"We just realized you don't have to play in a pool."
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"You really want me?"
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"No."
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"We want your Dad."
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"Marco."
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"Come on, Lisa."
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"Polo!"
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"Fish out of water."
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"♪ Couldn't look you in the eye"
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"Hey, Winklevosses."
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"You're gonna lose yet again."
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"You should see the expression on your faces."
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"Oh, wait, you can."
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"They're fat, they smoke,"
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"they started training a week ago."
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"Why can't we pull away?"
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"Because we can't stop concentrating"
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"on that $65 million Facebook settlement,"
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"which somehow wasn't enough for us."
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"Even though we were rich in the first place."
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"So long, you big babies!"
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"Hope you like the taste of silver!"
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"Help us, Larry Summers!"
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"Come on, Wonder twin!"
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"Pull!"
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"- And now, for a Simpsons - "Show's Too Short" story."
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"Once there was a young rascal named Bart."
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"This lad was trouble from the very start."
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"It didn't hurt that his daddy was dumb."
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"And when it came to best friends,"
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"it was Milhouse who picked him."
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"Sometimes the sidekick, sometimes the victim."
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"Then one day at school engulfed in ennui,"
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"Bart dreamed of wrapping the place in T.P."
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"So off to the discount store they did skulk."
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"With the evil intent of buying in bulk."
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"They went to the school and put up a ladder."
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"Only to wait for Milhouse's bladder."
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"All that evening they unfurled with delight."
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"And soon the school was covered in white."
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"When an eagle approached, needing a nest."
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"They tried to escape with struggles and squirms."
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"But all they got was a diet of worms."
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"There they remained to this very day."
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"Simpson!"
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"(The Simpsons theme performed by The Tiger Lillies)"
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"Shh!"
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"Whoo-hoo!"
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"No, no, no, no, let's see how long we can keep 'em waiting."
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"Withdrawn."
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"This social network quickly unified"
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"Tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk."
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"So now you know, pranks do not pay."
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"Now who's the greatest writer of all time?"
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"That went out to 200 guys."
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"Damn it, are you leaving or not?!"
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"You are suffering from a reptile dysfunction."
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"Damn, I got ass-shrapped!"
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"I have no friends."
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"Now I've seen everything."
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"Aw..."
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"Actually, we just came to do some shopping as a family."
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"D'oh!"
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"I, I think we're done here."
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"We totally wasted his time."
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"When the trolley hits you, it doesn't even hurt."
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"You do and you'd better build yourself a lawyer."
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"Huh?"
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"What the...?"
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"but I won't know what people like unless I'm their friend."
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"I'm watching the latest Sofia Coppola movie"
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"I'm dead."
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"And I've created something"
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"'cause you don't want me to see the hippo?"
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"And so SpringFace became too big to control,"
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"Thanks for SpringFacing me your head cleaver, Bart."
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"That idiot cut me off."
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"Status update: Homer... is... watching... the..."
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"And ours."
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"This place is so great."
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"Enough."
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"at 20x speed to make it seem like a normal movie."
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"It's a conundrum."
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"SpringFace was used in ways I never expected."
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"just like the 60-foot baby in my self-published novel,"
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"Jimbo heard me say it."
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"Oh."
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"I'm gonna run his plates,"
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