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Clips from The Simpsons - Moe Goes from Rags to Riches (S23E23)

"Oh, Milhouse,"
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"what do I have to do, besides changing in any way,"
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"Gee, Bart, you seem, uh-- how can I put it?--"
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"Really? It's not that bad, is it?"
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"Bart, you'll never learn."
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""Milhouse, you're the closest thing I have to a brother."
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""A brother with the wisdom of an older sister."
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""And that's why we squabble, 'cause families always do."
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""But in the end, they're still a family."
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"What do you say... brother?""
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"Not bad. Did Lisa write that?"
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"Yes, I did. Now I'm going to bed."
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"I want something that comes from you, Bart. We're done here."
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"But-but-but..."
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"My degradation continued."
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"An enterprising seamstress"
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"turned me into the flag of a fledgling nation."
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"Unfortunately, a nation on the wrong side of history."
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"- Like everyone else, I - was hit hard by the depression."
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"What's for dinner, Ma?"
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"Rag soup!"
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"Needs flavor."
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"Mmm, that's better!"
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"I was part of an expedition"
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"to the top of Mount Everest,"
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"one that had the distinction of failing un-heroically."
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"I need oxygen!"
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"D'oh!"
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"Worst... climbing... Everest."
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"A yeti found me"
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"and brought me home as a present to his son."
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"Ah, ah!"
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"Mmm..."
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"And now my thousand-year fall from grace is complete."
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"I guess I should be happy here, with my sad, but predictable..."
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"Moe! Moe! Wake up!"
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"Oh no, I don't want to find out what's worse than you!"
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"Milhouse!"
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"I've been out here all night, man."
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"Just let me know what it'll take for you to forgive me."
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"Can I have someone else punch you?"
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"Sure. What've you got?"
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"Puppy Goo-Goo coming my way?"
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"Ay carumba!"
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"I'm glad it's over."
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"From now on I'll dominate you in ways you don't realize."
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"That's all I ever wanted."
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"Where'd it go? Where'd it go?"
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"Hey, Chief Wiggum! Can you help me find my bar rag?"
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"I can't even find my car in the parking lot at the mall."
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"Hey! Hey!"
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"Can you throw me my house key? Please!"
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"It's got a green thingy on it!"
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"Hey, there's some Pringles in here."
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"Nope. Tear gas."
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"Haven't forgotten about your rag, Moe!"
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"I'm in hell, I'm in hell, I'm in hell,"
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"I'm in hell..."
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"Perhaps one of you garments"
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"would like to narrate for a while."
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"Men's extra large underwear?"
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"I'm saving my strength."
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"He's going bike riding today."
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"Come on in!"
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"Well, during the town meeting,"
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"which now seems like years ago,"
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"I forgot my purse at your bar."
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"I saw how much you love that rag."
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"Num-num-num-num-num-num."
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"It seemed a little "ripe,""
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"so I brought it home to clean it for you."
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"Thanks, Marge."
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"That rag is my only friend in the world."
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"Well, that's not true!"
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"Everyone in this family is your friend."
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"Your bar is the closest thing this town has"
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"What about that Round Table Pizza run by that Algonquin guy?"
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"Yeah, yeah, okay, second closest."
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"So you's all like me? Even you, maestro?"
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"Milhouse."
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"Yeah, I, I knew it was something stupid."
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"Well, thanks, everybody."
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"I... I'm always gonna remember today as the day"
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"that I learned to open my heart to human beings"
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"and not old pieces of cloth."
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"Ha, crazy me, Thinking I needed a rag for a friend."
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"So, this is how it ends."
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"The once magnificent tapestry tossed aside"
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"yet again like a common Kleenex."
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"Good-bye, cruel... What the...?"
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"In all my years,"
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"this is a love like I have never felt."
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"Sweet, pure and forever."
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"Well, all marriages have their ups and downs."
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"♪ All night ♪ All night ♪"
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"♪ All night long"
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"♪ Yeah, I said..."
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"to France's Funniest Cave Paintings."
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"Go, Vikings."
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"What do you--"
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"But it's time you started treating me with respect."
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"♪"
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"to get you to forgive me?"
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"The glasses are off!"
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"♪ All night long"
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"Tired of what? I dump on you, and you take it."
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"It wasn't a vow. I just didn't want to talk to you."
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"Can I punch you? Sure."
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"Warm glass of milk, some choice cuts from The Wriggles"
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"♪ All night ♪ All night ♪"
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"♪ All night ♪"
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"Your tongue is even sharper than your--"
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"Ooh!"
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"Stop!"
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"♪ All night ♪"
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