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Clips from The Simpsons - Homer the Moe (S13E13)

"Oh, hello, young man. Beautiful day for digging, isn't it?"
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"Yep. Yeah."
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"What's stopping you? Very little."
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"Bart? This is Dr. Kaufmann. He's a special kind of "talking" doctor."
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"Thanks, Bob."
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"My dad's always yelling that whitey's keeping him down."
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"I see."
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"I will stop them. I am strong. I am the Great Humungus!"
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"We all know you're the Great Humungus!"
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"Oh, you're always "just saying. ""
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"Homer, is this story going anywhere?"
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"Yes. Eventually, I become king of the Morlocks."
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"You calling me a liar?"
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"If it's true, what about all the stuff you weren't around for?"
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"That is the stupidest story I ever heard."
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"And I've read the entire Sweet Valley High series."
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"I am sick of you drunks and your shaggy dog stories."
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"Sorry, Shaggy."
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"Now I got to go home to that! Thanks a lot!"
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"Oh, quit your bellyaching, Coffee Boy."
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"Geez, Moe. You've been a real crank lately."
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"You're always pointing that shotgun at us."
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"And calling us "dumbasses. ""
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"Which we're so not."
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"Well, can you blame me? Every day it's the same old routine."
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"You yak on and on and on, and I never get one stinking tip."
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"Maybe we'd tip you if you'd smile once in awhile."
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"I ain't smiled for real since I nailed that rat with the ice pick."
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"Hey, where'd that painting come from?"
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"because it really illustrates my point."
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"Yeah, good old Swigmore U."
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"Gee, when you talk about that school, your voice fills with..."
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"What do you call it? Human feeling."
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"Go back there."
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"What's the word I'm searching for? Uh..."
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"Yeah."
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"Oh, pick me! I'm an urban Lenny!"
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"Hey, what are you doing? I got to pay for that!"
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"No, Moe. You've got it all wrong."
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"I thought you said you had to go?"
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"Ah, the old college gates."
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"Hey, Homer, do you mind if I bring in some outside food?"
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"For what? A little splattered food never hurt anybody."
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"Now everybody shut up and dance!"
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"Matty told Hatty"
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"I realize"
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"Hey, what happened to the music?"
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"Eh!"
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"A Cosmopolitan is made with cranberry juice."
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"Moe Szyslak, you old glasswipe."
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"Yeah. I'd like to speak to a Mr. Tabooger. First name Ollie."
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"Ooh! Bart! My first prank call. What do I do?"
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"Just ask if anyone knows Ollie Tabooger."
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"Yell out, "I'll eat a booger. ""
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"Oh, forget it!"
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"When I first saw the movie Ironweed,"
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"I thought, you know, this is for me."
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"Nonsense. You were born to sling suds."
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"The problem must lie elsewhere."
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"Describe your tavern in one word."
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"Is "crap-hole" one word?"
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"Yes, if it's hyphenated."
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"Then I'll stick with crap-hole."
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"If you want my advice, beautify your hole,"
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"Look at that pond. Why does the water sparkle so?"
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"I'm dying, Moe."
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"No. Unless you have a cure for cancer."
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"Hey, don't you want to take your shoes off"
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"Oh."
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"Um..."
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"Sheesh! Moe wrecking Moe's bar?"
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"I almost fainted, but then I didn't. What are you doing?"
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"My professor said if I prettied up this dump,"
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"who's gonna help bring Moe's into the 20th century."
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"I am Formico, the dean of design."
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"Just when I was getting to be the world's greatest bartender,"
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"Freshen your drink, pal?"
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"Wow. Check out the new Moe's."
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"Couldn't you just see aliens running out of there?"
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"Couldn't you?"
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"Not for friends of Moe's."
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"Don't you know who I am?"
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"Cecil is a girl's name."
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"Oh!"
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"Welcome to m!"
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"So, what do you think of the new joint?"
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"This place looks like it's from the not-too-distant future."
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"Um... The rabbits are cute."
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"Change number seven."
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"I don't get all this eyeball stuff."
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"What are they supposed to represent? Eyeballs?"
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"It's Po-Mo."
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"Postmodern."
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"Yeah, all right. Weird for the sake of weird."
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"Oh!"
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"Where are the barstools?"
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"Ain't it trippy?"
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"We don't serve Duff no more."
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"It's made out of soy sauce."
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"Moe, would you like to meet some attractive young models?"
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"Wait a minute. You're all from Russia?"
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"And you really think I'm attractive, huh?"
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"I don't know. What's so great about this oxygen bar?"
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"Lenny, stand on my chest."
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"That's it!"
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"After Chernobyl, my penis is falling off."
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"Moe, we want our bar back!"
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"Well, you've turned into a big phony!"
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"Throw this bum out."
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"I believe I had a hat!"
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"Suckers!"
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"What are you doing, Dad?"
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"This is pretty far to go just to spite Moe."
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"Beautiful."
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"But when I'm passionate about something, I see it through to the end!"
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"Father!"
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"So what you talking about? Something interesting?"
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"No, I was just comparing Kurosawa's films to Herzog's."
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"Uh-huh."
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"My youth consultant gives me Botox injections"
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