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Clips from The Simpsons - Homer the Moe (S13E13)

"Hey, we were watching that! Come on! Sports!"
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"You've discarded your loyal regulars for a mob of soulless snobs."
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"Well, at least the tips are good."
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"Homer's old garage is all I need"
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"That calls for another beer."
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"I thought this was gonna be your bar."
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"It's a family bar. Right, kids?"
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"Can we go to bed now?"
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"She's so "sweepy. " She doesn't know what she's saying."
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"Aw!"
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"Hey, what's going on?"
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"We're rocking great!"
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"Mount St. Edelite Leonard Bernstein"
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"Birthday party, Cheetos Pogo sticks and lemonade"
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"That's right, Flanders I'm talking about you"
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"How did you get R. E.M. to play in your garage?"
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"I told them it was a benefit. They think they're saving the rain forest!"
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"Suckers!"
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"So, got to pee, huh?"
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"Seems to me I already did."
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"But it's illegal! You can't run a bar in a private residence!"
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"Bar? I see no bar. This is a hunting club."
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"Which is permitted by state law"
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"to serve beverages of a refreshing nature."
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"Michael, no!"
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"That's not the R. E.M. way."
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"Here we go. It also says,"
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"Which I'll be doing tomorrow morning, smart guy!"
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"It's not fair, Dad."
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"Psst. Lisa. Moe?"
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"Listen. I don't like you and you don't like me,"
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"but we both want to stop Homer from shooting a turkey."
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"You don't like me? I like you."
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"You do? Then I like you, too. Here. Have a towelette."
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"Here, turkey-turkey-turkey!"
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"Turkey-turkey-turkey- turkey-turkey! Nobody's gonna kill you."
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"Not the face! Ooh! Ooh!"
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"Okay, the face!"
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"Turkeys, the only animal smarter than man."
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"What the hell is that?"
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"Oh, no! This time I really am gonna faint!"
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"Son of a..."
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"Exactly."
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""Eventually everybody gets shot. ""
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"Oh, I'm glad you two are friends again"
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"so we can all have Thanksgiving dinner together in this bar."
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"Hey, who invited the hippies?"
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"I did. You owe R. E.M. an apology for eco-fraud."
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"for supplying this beautiful turkey made entirely of tofu."
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"I'm thankful I ate before I came."
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"Oh, come on, Bart. Smell those curds."
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"Mmm!"
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"Curds."
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"And I'm thankful I get to spend Thanksgiving with my family,"
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"these alternative rockers, and my favorite bartender."
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"Here you go, pal."
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"D'oh!"
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"So, I guess you wouldn't mind if I was to dig a hole of my own?"
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"Where's the defibrillator? Clear!"
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"You take that back!"
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"Remember that? That was an amazing throw."
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"Hey, Homer, another Duff."
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"Oh! Whoa!"
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"Are you gonna be okay?"
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"Yello?"
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"Uh..."
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"and you'll beautify your soul."
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"I'm sorry, Professor."
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"Goodbye, Moe."
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"Hey, Homer, stop! Stop! It's me!"
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"it would renew my zeal."
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"And it would look pretty, too."
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"Not fair."
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"Ew!"
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"Hey, Formico. Say hello to my beloved regulars."
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"I'm trapped. This is creative design run amok."
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"I'm gonna tell Moe exactly what I think of his..."
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"Yeah, this place is crazy!"
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"and you don't even do your full-time job."
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"Father, give me legs."
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"That is so interesting."
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"Because Moe's a big jerk and a she-male, too!"
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"What the... You can't open your own bar!"
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""A licensed hunting club must actively"
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"Hunting? Dad, no!"
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"I would."
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"If you want to signal me, use this bird call."
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"Ow! Ow!"
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"Dad's gonna slaughter that poor turkey!"
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"Not if I scare it away with this cougar call."
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"A cougar! Die, cougar!"
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"It's a snap when you use certified contractors."
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"Uh..."
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"I put this up recently, and it's a good thing I did"
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"Hey, wait up!"
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"Oi! Oi! Is your name on the list?"
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"All these beautiful people make us feel like losers!"
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"Tofu and gluten."
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"And here you go!"
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"I'm having chest pains."
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"I thought I had the world by the jigger."
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"Look, I don't want to start a tinkling contest here."
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"Yeah, baby!"
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"Hey! Lenny!"
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"I realize..."
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"Hemorrhage-amundo!"
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"Eh!"
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"I'm sorry I shot you, Moe."
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"I'm a-singing what I'm thinking"
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"You dirty teen!"
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"Models? Oh, boy."
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"It's not about spite."
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"ENGLISH - US - PSDH"
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"Yeah. No cord at all on those."
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"it's all snatched away."
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"As time goes on"
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"Or do I?"
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"And "penis" is Russian for..."
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"Ooh! Ooh! Pick me!"
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"Oh, that South. You never know what he'll do next."
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