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Clips from The Simpsons - Homie the Clown (S06E06)

"- Sir. Sir. - I gotta get him."
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"Get him."
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"Krusty the Clown, everybody."
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"Please look at my MedicAlert bracelet."
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"Hey, hey."
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"And then take that and..."
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"...put that in there and..."
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"...here's your giraffe, little girl. - I'm a boy."
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"That's the spirit. Never give up."
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"Well, I guess you're pretty impressed, huh, Bart?"
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"I have a feeling I could get him to appear at my house."
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"It's not 5:30 yet."
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"- Hey, nice threads. - I'm beat."
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"And after work, I gotta dedicate a new Jiffy Lube and cohost the ACE Awards."
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"- Wow, Jiffy Lube. - Boy, you're running yourself ragged."
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"Yeah. When I started this clown thing, I thought it would be nothing but glory."
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"You know, the glory of being a clown."
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"I tell you, it's hard, tiring work."
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"But when I see the smiles on their little faces..."
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"...I just know they're getting ready to jab me with something."
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"Well, my time's almost up here. So I'd like to say I know Woody Allen."
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"And now, the winner for the most promising new series on cable:"
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"Old Starsky and Hutch's."
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"Accepting the award is the son of the guy who played Huggy Bear."
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"Let's walk and talk. I have wonderful stories about other famous people..."
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"...that include me in some way. - Can't. Gotta distract bulls at a rodeo."
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"Hey, me too. We can go together."
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"No. I'm going a different way than you, Dick."
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"Your churlish attitude reminds me of the time I had dinner with Groucho and..."
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"You're gonna have dinner with Groucho tonight if you don't beat it."
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"Being a clown sucks. Kicked by kids, bit by dogs, and admired by the elderly."
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"Who am I clowning? I have no business being a clown."
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"I'm leaving the clowning business to the other clowns in the clowning business."
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"Oh, no."
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"Well, well, well, velocity boy."
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"I'm gonna give you the biggest ticket you..."
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"Hey, Krusty!"
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"- I'm not Krusty. - To think I was gonna give you a ticket."
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"- Krusty the Clown. - I am not Krusty."
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"Hey, Krusty, Krusty. You remember the time we got loaded..."
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"...and set those beavers loose in that pine-furniture store?"
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"Memories. All right, you take it easy, Krusty."
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"Hey, he didn't give me a ticket."
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"This is an intriguing development."
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"You mean I get 5 percent off everything in the store just because I look like..."
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"I mean, just because I am Krusty the Clown?"
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"How could I charge full price to the man whose lust for filthy magazines..."
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"...kept me in business during that first shaky year?"
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"I'm telling you, this'll work. They'll think I'm Krusty and give us free stuff."
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"I've been getting free stuff all day. Look at this swell bucket of house paint."
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"- I'm just saying it's dishonest. - If we agree, then why are we arguing?"
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"Hey, Krusty, hey. Beautiful date tonight, huh?"
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"And such lovely children you have now."
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"- I'm more striking than lovely. - You come with me. Come with Luigi."
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"I only consider you scum compared to Krusty."
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"- Well, I can see that. - Yeah, you see how you scum."
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"...and bet it against the Harlem Globetrotters?"
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"Oh, I thought the Generals were due."
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"He's spinning the ball on his finger. Just take it. Take the ball."
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"That game was fixed. They were using a freaking ladder, for God's sake."
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"Look, I'm cleaned out. Just take the clown college."
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"We have already taken it."
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"Kids have a lot of money these days."
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"What can I tell you? You can't get blood from a turnip."
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"You wanna kill me, go ahead and kill me."
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"Hey, all right, okay already."
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"- Look, we can talk this over. - No more talk."
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"It is time for us to take you for a ride."
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"Oh, no..."
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"- Mind if I go to the bathroom first? - I see no harm in that."
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"When he's done in there, I gotta go."
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"Okay, wherever Krusty's gone, we'll find him."
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"Legs, you check out the East Side. Louie, Rome and Budapest."
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"Tell the boys I want a total world search."
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"- Right, boss. - Right, boss."
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"I want a free car because I'm Krusty. Krusty the Clown. Get it? Krusty."
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"Cancel the world search."
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"I want everything that's coming to Krusty the Clown, which is me, Krusty."
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"Hey, it's Krusty, all right."
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"Should I shoot him gangland-style or execution-style?"
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"Listen to your heart."
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"Well, I can't give you the car, Krusty."
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"Hey, what are all these holes?"
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"Speed holes. They make the car go faster."
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"Oh, yeah. Speed holes."
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"You want my advice? I think you should buy this car."
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"We need more ammo. Let's go to Big 5."
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"Krusty, your plastic surgery is complete. Now, when I remove the bandages..."
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"...don't be alarmed by the total stranger staring back at you."
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"I look exactly the same, you moron!"
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"Oh, nonsense, Krusty. You look at least 10 years younger."
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"Oh, what's the use in hiding?"
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"I gotta go back to Springfield and face the music."
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"Can you loan me bus fare?"
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"Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!"
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"What you diddily doing, neighbor?"
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"I'm putting speed holes in my car. Makes it go faster."
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"Wow, lucky I always keep a Bible close to my heart..."
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"Lucky I was wearing this extra-large piece of the true cross today."
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"I think I'll go inside."
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"What keeps doing that?"
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"I told you we should've bought more than three bullets. Let's just grab him."
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"Hey!"
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"But wait. You can't kill me for being Krusty. I'm not him."
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"- I'm Homer Simpson. - The same Homer Simpson who..."
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"...crashed his car through the wall of our club?"
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"Actually, my name is Barney. Yeah, Barney Gumble."
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"The same Barney Gumble who keeps taking pictures of my sister?"
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"Actually, my real name is..."
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"Think, Krusty, think. Joe Valachi."
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"Same Joe Valachi who squealed to the Senate committee about organized crime?"
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"- Benedict Arnold. - The same Benedict Arnold..."
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"...who plotted to surrender West Point to the hated British?"
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"I am so glad I had a chance to meet you..."
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"...before we did this, Krusty, because I am a great fan."
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"Don Vittorio Dimaggio."
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"Krusty the Clown."
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"Sorry I have to do this, Krusty."
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"I cannot do it."
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"To murder a funnyman of such genius would be a crime."
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