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Clips from Castle - Flowers for Your Grave (S01E01)

Punishing me by killing the golden goose?

"Punishing me by killing the golden goose?"

Castle

What's to talk about? You haven't done any since I moved in.

"What's to talk about? You haven't done any since I moved in."

Castle

Flowers For Your Grave.

"Flowers For Your Grave."

Castle

And this is how we found Marvin Fisk, right out of Hell Hath No Fury.

"And this is how we found Marvin Fisk, right out of Hell Hath No Fury."

Castle

Do any of these groupies ever write you letters? Disturbing letters?

"Do any of these groupies ever write you letters? Disturbing letters?"

Castle

- Copies? - I have this poker game.

"- Copies? - I have this poker game."

Castle

Did we hear back from the lab?

"Did we hear back from the lab?"

Castle

Mr. Castle's offered to assist with the investigation.

"Mr. Castle's offered to assist with the investigation."

Castle

The point is, there's always a story. You just have to find it.

"The point is, there's always a story. You just have to find it."

Castle

- Oh, I think somebody feels threatened. - I'm not threatened.

"- Oh, I think somebody feels threatened. - I'm not threatened."

Castle

All right, let's get her out of the water.

"All right, let's get her out of the water."

Castle

- I thought I told you to stay over there. - I got lonely.

"- I thought I told you to stay over there. - I got lonely."

Castle

- You got a COD? - Not until the full exam.

"- You got a COD? - Not until the full exam."

Castle

I'm... That's... It's too easy.

"I'm... That's... It's too easy."

Castle

This is Castle we're talking about.

"This is Castle we're talking about."

Castle

where they find enough evidence to convict him.

"where they find enough evidence to convict him."

Castle

Why are you still here?

"Why are you still here?"

Castle

I got you an advance copy. I even signed it to you.

"I got you an advance copy. I even signed it to you."

Castle

Thanks. That's actually kind of sweet.

"Thanks. That's actually kind of sweet."

Castle

Thank you, Officer.

"Thank you, Officer."

Castle

I wish I could say I was surprised.

"I wish I could say I was surprised."

Castle

of convenience,

"of convenience,"

Castle

"and none of her other case files fit the profile."

Castle

- I've been lucky, yes. - Appreciate your time.

"- I've been lucky, yes. - Appreciate your time."

Castle

- Castle. - Half of my estate goes

"- Castle. - Half of my estate goes"

Castle

to my charitable foundation and the rest to my children.

"to my charitable foundation and the rest to my children."

Castle

And the way he kept touching his hair, like he's self-conscious.

"And the way he kept touching his hair, like he's self-conscious."

Castle

Yeah, we did. But the first thing his lawyers will do is

"Yeah, we did. But the first thing his lawyers will do is"

Castle

but where were you the night of your sister's murder?

"but where were you the night of your sister's murder?"

Castle

Oh, come on. He's lying.

"Oh, come on. He's lying."

Castle

But almost impossible to prove.

"But almost impossible to prove."

Castle

Judge, I hate to break up Golf Digest, but I have an exigent situation here.

"Judge, I hate to break up Golf Digest, but I have an exigent situation here."

Castle

We need a search warrant. She needs a search warrant.

"We need a search warrant. She needs a search warrant."

Castle

Excuse me.

"Excuse me."

Castle

Thanks. Soon.

"Thanks. Soon."

Castle

Cuff me once, shame on you. Cuff me twice, shame on me.

"Cuff me once, shame on you. Cuff me twice, shame on me."

Castle

Murder,

"Murder,"

Castle

mystery,

"mystery,"

Castle

the macabre.

"the macabre."

Castle

What is it about a hard-boiled detective, a femme fatale

"What is it about a hard-boiled detective, a femme fatale"

Castle

and the cold steel of a gun that keeps our bedside lamps burning

"and the cold steel of a gun that keeps our bedside lamps burning"

Castle

into the wee hours of the morning?

"into the wee hours of the morning?"

Castle

However the spell is cast, tonight we honor a master of the form

"However the spell is cast, tonight we honor a master of the form"

Castle

and celebrate the launch of Storm Fall...

"and celebrate the launch of Storm Fall..."

Castle

Call me when you're ready to wash that off.

"Call me when you're ready to wash that off."

Castle

...the stunning conclusion

"...the stunning conclusion"

Castle

to his best-selling Derrick Storm mystery series.

"to his best-selling Derrick Storm mystery series."

Castle

Ladies and gentlemen, the master of the macabre, Rick Castle.

"Ladies and gentlemen, the master of the macabre, Rick Castle."

Castle

When I grow up I wanna be famous

"When I grow up I wanna be famous"

Castle

I wanna be a star I wanna be in movies

"I wanna be a star I wanna be in movies"

Castle

People know me Be on magazines

"People know me Be on magazines"

Castle

When I grow up

"When I grow up"

Castle

But be careful what you wish for

"But be careful what you wish for"

Castle

'Cause you just might get it

"'Cause you just might get it"

Castle

Just might get it Just might get it

"Just might get it Just might get it"

Castle

Who are you?

"Who are you?"

Castle

Alison Tisdale, 24.

"Alison Tisdale, 24."

Castle

Grad student at NYU. Part of the Social Work program.

"Grad student at NYU. Part of the Social Work program."

Castle

Nice place for a social worker.

"Nice place for a social worker."

Castle

Daddy's money.

"Daddy's money."

Castle

Neighbors called to complain about the music.

"Neighbors called to complain about the music."

Castle

When she didn't answer, they had the super check on her.

"When she didn't answer, they had the super check on her."

Castle

No signs of struggle. He knew her.

"No signs of struggle. He knew her."

Castle

Even bought her flowers. Who says romance is dead?

"Even bought her flowers. Who says romance is dead?"

Castle

I do, every Saturday night.

"I do, every Saturday night."

Castle

A little lipstick wouldn't hurt. I'm just saying.

"A little lipstick wouldn't hurt. I'm just saying."

Castle

So what did he give her besides roses?

"So what did he give her besides roses?"

Castle

Two shots to the chest, small caliber.

"Two shots to the chest, small caliber."

Castle

Does this look familiar to anyone?

"Does this look familiar to anyone?"

Castle

No. But I'm not the one with a thing for freaky ones.

"No. But I'm not the one with a thing for freaky ones."

Castle

Just give me a "Jack shot Jill over Bill," so I can get my collar and go home.

"Just give me a "Jack shot Jill over Bill," so I can get my collar and go home."

Castle

But the freaky ones require more. They reveal more.

"But the freaky ones require more. They reveal more."

Castle

Look at how he left her, covered modestly.

"Look at how he left her, covered modestly."

Castle

- So? - So, despite all of the effort,

"- So? - So, despite all of the effort,"

Castle

all of the preparation, you won't find any evidence of sexual abuse.

"all of the preparation, you won't find any evidence of sexual abuse."

Castle

You really get that from just this?

"You really get that from just this?"

Castle

This, plus, I've seen this before.

"This, plus, I've seen this before."

Castle

You've seen it before? Where?

"You've seen it before? Where?"

Castle

Roses on her body, sunflowers on her eyes...

"Roses on her body, sunflowers on her eyes..."

Castle

Don't you guys read?

"Don't you guys read?"

Castle

What kind of idiot kills off his best-selling main character?

"What kind of idiot kills off his best-selling main character?"

Castle

Are you asking as my bloodsucking publisher

"Are you asking as my bloodsucking publisher"

Castle

or as my bloodsucking ex-wife?

"or as my bloodsucking ex-wife?"

Castle

Oh, is that what you're doing?

"Oh, is that what you're doing?"

Castle

Oh, come on. I may be petty and short-sighted,

"Oh, come on. I may be petty and short-sighted,"

Castle

but I'm not that petty and short-sighted.

"but I'm not that petty and short-sighted."

Castle

Really? Then why?

"Really? Then why?"

Castle

Writing Derrick used to be fun. Now it's like work.

"Writing Derrick used to be fun. Now it's like work."

Castle

Mmm. God forbid you should work. I mean, you could have retired him.

"Mmm. God forbid you should work. I mean, you could have retired him."

Castle

You could've crippled him. You could have had him join the frigging circus.

"You could've crippled him. You could have had him join the frigging circus."

Castle

But, no, you had to put a bullet through his head.

"But, no, you had to put a bullet through his head."

Castle

Yeah. Real messy, too. Big exit wound.

"Yeah. Real messy, too. Big exit wound."

Castle

Don't worry, Derrick Storm is not the golden goose here.

"Don't worry, Derrick Storm is not the golden goose here."

Castle

I am.

"I am."

Castle

I wrote half a dozen bestsellers before him.

"I wrote half a dozen bestsellers before him."

Castle

What makes you think I'm gonna stop now?

"What makes you think I'm gonna stop now?"

Castle

Oh, I don't know, the fact the new book was due nine weeks ago.

"Oh, I don't know, the fact the new book was due nine weeks ago."

Castle

You can't rush genius.

"You can't rush genius."

Castle

Genius, Richard? Try blockage. I heard you haven't written in months.

"Genius, Richard? Try blockage. I heard you haven't written in months."

Castle

- That's ridiculous. - My sources are very reliable.

"- That's ridiculous. - My sources are very reliable."

Castle

- Well, they're wrong. - They better be.

"- Well, they're wrong. - They better be."

Castle

If I don't have a new manuscript on my desk in the next three weeks,

"If I don't have a new manuscript on my desk in the next three weeks,"

Castle

Black Pawn is prepared to demand the return of your advance.

"Black Pawn is prepared to demand the return of your advance."

Castle

- You wouldn't dare. - Try me. Just try me.

"- You wouldn't dare. - Try me. Just try me."

Castle

You know, I already returned that advance.

"You know, I already returned that advance."

Castle

I spent it divorcing you.

"I spent it divorcing you."

Castle

Really, doll face, who does homework at a party?

"Really, doll face, who does homework at a party?"

Castle

I have a test next week.

"I have a test next week."

Castle

So do I. Liver function. You don't see me studying.

"So do I. Liver function. You don't see me studying."

Castle

- All right, give me a hit of the bubbly. - Make that two.

"- All right, give me a hit of the bubbly. - Make that two."

Castle

Hey, kiddo, sales must be slipping. They're only serving the soft stuff.

"Hey, kiddo, sales must be slipping. They're only serving the soft stuff."

Castle

- Hey, Dad. - Hey, sweetie. So! Mother...

"- Hey, Dad. - Hey, sweetie. So! Mother..."

Castle

Not so loud. I'm still hoping to get lucky.

"Not so loud. I'm still hoping to get lucky."

Castle

Did you tell Gina I was having trouble writing?

"Did you tell Gina I was having trouble writing?"

Castle

Oh, I told her nothing of the sort. I...

"Oh, I told her nothing of the sort. I..."

Castle

I may have said something about spending your days moping

"I may have said something about spending your days moping"

Castle

in your underwear, waiting for post time at Belmont.

"in your underwear, waiting for post time at Belmont."

Castle

But, hey, you're an artist. It's expected.

"But, hey, you're an artist. It's expected."

Castle

We had a deal. I let you live with us, but you don't talk about my work.

"We had a deal. I let you live with us, but you don't talk about my work."

Castle

- Gram! - Well, he hasn't.

"- Gram! - Well, he hasn't."

Castle

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