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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - The Larry David Sandwich (S05E05)

"I'm gonna die."
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"And somewhere... I'm not religious at all..."
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"And I'm deposited right on the beach."
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"Why? I don't know."
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"You know? Or an adult drawn to the nipple."
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"- You know what I think? - Huh?"
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"- Fine. Whatever. - I respect people."
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"- I'm very nice to people. - Yeah, fine."
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"So, anyway, huh? Amazing?"
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"- Is that amazing? - Awesome."
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"- Yeah! - To life!"
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"- You do? - Well, yeah."
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"Given what happened, don't you think I should?"
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"I like watching you do that."
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"You know what's up on the board?"
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"- Did you bump into him? - No."
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"- You didn't bump into me? - Larr, please."
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"- Hey. - What?"
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"- If don't get a ride give me a call. - Fine!"
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"Don't answer that."
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"- I don't care. - Huh?"
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"- I don't care. - This is kind of important."
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"He'll call back."
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"Because I told him to try and find out. Hello?"
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"I have no idea."
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"We'll just go down there and try to get some."
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"Sure, man. I'll talk to you later. Bye."
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"- Get off! - What?"
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"- Get off of me! - What are you doing?"
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"What am I doing?! What are you doing?!"
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"Shh! Don't disturb the intercourse."
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"really swelled up with joy."
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"It's something that makes me prouder than anything."
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"- Aha! Look who's here! - Hey, Leo!"
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"How're you doing?"
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"Oh, and Mr. David, too!"
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"having my own sandwich!"
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"Larry David sandwich, huh?"
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"- up on the board. - It's such a wonderful thing."
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"Eh!"
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"You know..."
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"No other place got this whitefish but me."
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"Can I get a pastrami, corned beef thing?"
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"- What do you want me to do? - What about tongue?"
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"What if I got somebody"
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"to switch sandwiches with me?"
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"Okay, I tell you what I'm going to do for you."
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"okay, then switch."
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"- Don't whisper to me. - I said he almost"
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"if you're pleasant to people..."
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"What's the matter?"
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"Take a drink of water."
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"Take some water."
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"It's okay, Pop."
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"I've got your glasses."
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"- Really? - Yes. He's gonna be fine."
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"He's gonna be fine. I've got him lightly sedated"
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"and he's resting."
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"My feeling is we may do a little corrective surgery."
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"My dad and I were eating in the deli..."
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"- Mm-hmm. - Earlier, and um..."
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"The Larry David. If you go in there..."
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"What is it?"
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"- No, not at all. - I noticed you put your head back."
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"and then became fearful, I guess it's possible."
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"I'm a big fan of "Seinfeld.""
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"- It was a wonderful show. - Thank you."
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"Whitefish."
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"There are so many other sandwiches."
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"Pastrami, tuna... I would've taken tuna..."
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"You want a mint?"
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"What?"
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"What?"
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"I'm a doctor?"
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"I'm sorry."
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"- I'm gonna have to ask you to leave. - Did you say I'm adopted?"
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"I'm adopted."
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"I think I'm adopted. I might be adopted."
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"I think I'm adopted."
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"Upstairs? What the...?"
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"Hey, do you mind if I stop this for a second?"
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"I've suspected this a long time. I really did."
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"I noticed there's a similarity."
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"Isn't there something with the stroke"
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"- Hey, Jeff. Hey, man. - I can't shake."
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"- It's the writing. - Why are you here by the way?"
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"- I got a sandwich. - That's wonderful."
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"- I'm on the board. - You've arrived."
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"- I'm on the board. - That is fantastic."
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"'cause I know you don't go in there very much..."
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"I'm in there all the time. I'm in there three times a week."
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"You know, and in as much as you don't go in there,"
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"'cause my sandwich is a great sandwich,"
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"- Yeah. - You gotta like fish."
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"so I was thinking maybe you wouldn't mind switching with me."
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"Switching sandwiches?"
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"- Fantastic! - Yeah yeah yeah."
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"Okay, it's, um..."
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"Sable. It's a fish."
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"Yeah, but they blend very well together."
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"- Yeah. - Yeah."
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"Capers."
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"They're may be some capers. I'm not sure."
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"The Ted Danson sandwich all of a sudden has herring and lox."
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"It's not herring, okay?"
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"It's whitefish and sable. That's not herring."
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"Why don't you taste the sandwich?"
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"Happy New Year. Tickets?"
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"- How are you? - Good."
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"I'll take the $300."
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"I'm giving you the deal of a lifetime."
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"- Got them. - How much?"
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"- Pfft! - Really?"
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"I really never expected you'd get in my car again"
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"Any relative who would know, they're all dead."
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"There's a Johanna Seiderman in a nursing home"
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"- in Queens... - Really?"
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"- No! - Why would you pick up?"
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"If every blue moon I have sex, I'm not gonna pick up."
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"- Who does that? - Hey, Larry."
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