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Clips from Glee (2009) - Drama (S02E02)

"sound like they come from a drag queen's iPod?"
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"Well, I try to do something for everybody."
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"Uh, 25% show tunes, 25% hip-hop, 25% classic rock-"
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"100% gay."
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"Confirm or deny the rumor that because you knocked up Quinn Fabray..."
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"It's true. It was the responsible thing to do."
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"Is it also true you're suffering from a crippling depression..."
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"How has life changed since the birth of your bastard child?"
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"Well, I'm happy to be back, and I'm ready to start fresh."
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"And I'm a lot less hormonal..."
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"so- so there's not really any crying."
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"- How was your summer? - My eyes are up here, Jewfro."
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"- And it was uneventful. - People thought I went on vacation..."
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"but actually I spent the summer lost in the sewers."
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"What can you say about the rumors the two of you are dating?"
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"- Because we're both Asian? That's racist. - Totally racist."
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"Oh."
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"Did you get that? You saw it here first."
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"Did you know there's a forum on my blog that's begging you to stop rapping?"
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"Wait. The kids don't like it when I rap?"
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"- When will you Glee Clubbers accept the fact- - Not now."
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"- But a glorified karaoke club- - Go away."
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"Designed to make the inventors of Auto-Tune millions of dollars?"
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"When exactly did you ink your sponsorship with Lands' End?"
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"When are you slated to make your triumphant return to the Shire?"
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"How do you get the white on rice?"
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"You know what, Jacob? It doesn't take much courage..."
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"for people to park their cottage cheese behinds in their Barcaloungers..."
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"and log on to the Internet and start tearing people down, does it?"
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"But you know what does take some courage?"
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"Standing up and singing about something."
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"So here's a message for everyone that reads your blog."
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"Next time, instead of posting an anonymous comment online..."
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"say what you have to say to my face."
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"Whoo!"
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"I don't suppose there's any way you could just cut out that last part, is there?"
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"Hey. Why so glum, William? Cat crap in your coffee?"
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"Or are you worried no one's signing up for your club?"
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"Not at all, Sue. Nationals are in New York City this year."
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"That list is gonna be filled up in no time."
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"You know what your problem is? "No tryouts. Just sign up!""
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"See this? It's a court summons- child endangerment."
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"There's been a line of would-be Cheerios out there since late July."
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"I guess they lost their humanity a little bit."
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"One girl ate a pigeon."
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"Several others started worshipping a possum carcass as their lord."
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"That's how much they want to be Cheerios."
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"Sorry, Sue. Anyone who wants to join Glee Club... gets to join."
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"Oh, God, Will. Let me break it down for you."
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"Not everyone can be champions. Not everyone should be champions."
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"We need fry cooks, bus drivers-"
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"Well, Sue, it's how I work, and it's not gonna change."
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"I like being friends with you, Will. This is fun."
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"You make not trying to destroy Glee Club easy."
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"You know why? 'Cause you're doing such a bang-up job of it..."
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"all by yourself."
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"- Oop. It's time to feed my gimp."
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"Oh, and also, Figgins wants to see us."
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"Ah, ah, ah! Not you! Hands off that list."
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"Cut my budget? You can't cut my budget..."
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"without written consent from the president of the Federal Reserve!"
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"It's in my contract!"
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"Sue, I think you can manage a sixth national title without two confetti cannons."
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"You think your kids can manage life without their daddy?"
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"We're barely surviving on the budget we have."
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"Slashing the Glee budget by 10%..."
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"cutting our transportation to and from events is like cutting our legs off."
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"Sacrifices must be made."
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"This is being mandated at the district level, guys."
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"Studies show that the best way to bring in alumni donations..."
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"is through a successful athletic department-"
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"specifically, a winning football team."
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"Who's this?"
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"I'm Shannon Beiste. I'm the new football coach."
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"Spelled B-E-I-S-T-E. It's French."
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"I'm sorry. What happened to Ken Tanaka?"
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"Nervous breakdown."
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"Don't look at it as a punishment."
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"Look at it as an investment into your clubs' futures."
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"The more money the football program brings in..."
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"the more I can give back to you guys!"
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"Coach Beiste here is fresh off her fifth consecutive..."
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"all-Missouri high school football championship."
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"- We're very lucky to have her! - What can I say? I like a challenge."
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"First of all, a female football coach, like a male nurse-"
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"sin against nature."
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"Number two:"
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"I'm sure you're used to hillbilly parents yelping adulation at you..."
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"as they attempt to impregnate the tailpipes of various off-road vehicles."
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"But you're in my house now, Beiste."
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"No one comes into my house and steals from me."
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"Do not get up in the Panther's business, lady."
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"You're all coffee and no omelet."
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"- That doesn't make any sense. - Coach, uh, Beiste..."
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"I- I think you understand our frustration."
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"- Our budgets just got cut by 10%. - It should have been more!"
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"You think there's not something wrong when the cheerleaders' budget's..."
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"higher than the people who they're cheering for?"
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"- Well, sure, but the Glee Club is a- - The Glee Club?"
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"You came in third last year and you're asking for more money?"
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"That's a steer with six teats and no oink."
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"- That doesn't make any sense. - What?"
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"These are comments from Jacob Ben Israel's..."
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"most recent Glee Club blog."
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""Glee is a giant ball of suck.""
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"We get it, Mr. Schue. Everyone still hates us."
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"So what? So we're plankton on the high school food chain."
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"Only difference now is that none of us really care."
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"Kurt's right. We're a family. They can bring it all they want."
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"- None of it is gonna break us. - I'm happy that you guys have bonded."
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"The problem is that all of this negative stuff..."
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"is keeping other students from auditioning."
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"Good. Why do we need new members?"
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"Well, since Matt transferred, we only have 11 members."
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"If we want to go to nationals- if we want to beat Vocal Adrenaline-"
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"we have to go from a small rebel force to a giant wall of sound."
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"You didn't see Vocal Adrenaline at regionals. They were epic."
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"We're gonna need more voices in order to beat them."
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"Yeah. I'm with Rachel on this one."
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"Gross."
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