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Clips from Glee (2009) - Drama (S02E02)

"you spent all your summer pool cleaning money on a vasectomy."
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"because you're not over Miss Fabray?"
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"- That people hate you and think you're nothing- - I'm busy."
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"What did you do with all that breast milk?"
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"Welcome back, lady!"
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"Nobody wants to be a part of a club that just anyone can join."
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"High school's a dry run for the rest of your life."
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"Yeah. Mr. Schuester's right, you guys."
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"# Jigga, I be Spiked out I could trip a referee #"
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"# Streetlights, big dreams all lookin' pretty #"
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"# Big lights will inspire you #"
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"- # New York, New York # - # New York, New York #"
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"- They're not even funny! - Now, don't be rude, William."
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"Consider this a wake-up call."
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"The Panther isn't cool with anything..."
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"refers to herself in the third person as an animal."
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"Well, give it a shot. We'll back you up, I promise."
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"# I wanna be a billionaire so freakin' bad #"
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"# I would be the host of every day Christmas #"
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"# Give Artie a wish list #"
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"- # World better prepare # - # For what #"
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"- # Oh-oh, oh-oh # - # Oh #"
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"# When I'm a billionaire #"
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"I'm very worried. You know, not for myself..."
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"You know what?"
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"This is Artie. He'd like to try out for the team."
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"# I've got the power #"
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"- You got a boob job! - Yep, sure did."
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"- What happened to us being a family? Hey! - Stop it."
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"They stole my sheet music and used it for toilet paper."
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"# But I can't complete #"
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"Wow. Um-"
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"# What I did for love #"
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"This kind of abuse and teasing..."
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"will bring back all those childhood memories."
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"She'll be shaken to her core. Humiliated and devastated."
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"She'll have no choice but to quit her job."
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"And our budgets will be restored."
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"Yes!"
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"The boss says, uh, if you don't pay for 'em I have to..."
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"which means we have to reuse my kid's Pampers..."
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"for another week."
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"Hand 'em out, Wayne Newton. All right, guys, it's a pizza party."
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"Dig in. Everybody has to eat at least four slices."
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"Let's go! And when you're done, full pads out on the field."
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"We're doing wind sprints."
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"And the first 10 to puke are off the team."
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"Hey, guys, um, there's pizza in there if you want some."
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"- Thank you. - Thank you."
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"I figured that if Kurt's gay and he can do it, then why can't I?"
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"Being gay isn't a handicap, Artie."
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"How can you play football in a wheelchair anyway?"
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"I have to get on that team, Finn."
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"- Dude, what's this about? - Tina."
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"She dumped me for Mike Chang."
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"They fell in love over the summer at Asian camp."
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"They were counselors, in charge of teaching..."
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"all those tech-sawy Asian kids about the arts."
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"# Getting to know all about you #"
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"# Getting to like you ##"
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"So what did Tina say when she broke up with you?"
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"I think you're great, Artie. But you're a terrible boyfriend."
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"You ignored me for weeks this summer."
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"I was playing a marathon round of Halo, woman."
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"And then when we did get together..."
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"all you wanted to do was watch Coming Home over and over."
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"Mike tries to be into what I'm into."
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"Like his abs."
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"Dude, I'm sympathetic for you. I just don't see you on the football team."
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"Imagine you were pushing me in this hunk of metal down the field at full speed."
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"The centrifugal force would be too much to stop."
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"I'd be like a medieval battering ram."
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"Dude, you'd be like a human cannonball. That would be awesome!"
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"So you'll help?"
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"Sure. But you gotta help me first."
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"Hey, Sam."
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"My name's Finn. This here is Artie."
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"Yeah, I know who you are. You're the- the quarterback."
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"Exactly. Which makes me very cool."
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"And we'd like to talk to you about Glee Club."
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"So, Sam, tell us about yourself."
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"My name's Sam Evans."
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"I like comic books, sports."
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"I'm dyslexic, so my grades aren't that good."
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"- But I'm working on it. - Dude, your mouth is huge."
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"How many tennis balls can you fit in there?"
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"I don't know. I've never had any balls in my mouth."
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"Have you?"
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"- I like this kid. - I like his confidence."
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"- But the Bieber cut's gotta go. - Mm-hmm."
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"So can you sing with that big mouth?"
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"I've never really sung in front of anybody before."
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"Dude, let me tell you- chicks dig singers."
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"What song you got in your back pocket?"
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"Um, "Billionaire"?"
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"# Buy all of the things I never had #"
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"# I wanna be on the cover of #"
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"# Forbes magazine #"
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"# Smiling next to Oprah and the queen #"
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"# Oh, every time I close my eyes #"
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"# I see my name in shining lights #"
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"# Yeah #"
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"# A different city every night Oh, I #"
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"# I swear the world better prepare #"
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"# For when I'm a billionaire #"
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"# Yeah, I would have a show like Oprah #"
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"# I'll probably pull a Angelina and Brad Pitt #"
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"# And adopt a bunch of babies that ain't never had it #"
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"# Give away a few Mercedes like Here, lady, have this #"
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"# And last but not least grant somebody their last wish #"
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"# It's been a couple months that I been single, so #"
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"# You can call me Artie Claus minus the ho-ho #"
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"# Get it I'll probably visit where Katrina hit #"
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"# And darn sure do a lot more than FEMA did #"
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"# Yeah, can't forget about me, stupid #"
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"# Everywhere I go I'm-a have my own theme music #"
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"# Oh, every time I close my eyes #"
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"# Oh, what you see, what you see, bro #"
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"# I see my name in shining lights #"
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"- # Uh-huh, uh-huh, and what else # - # Yeah #"
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