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Clips from Glee (2009) - Drama (S02E02)

"When my mother asked what the sound was..."
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"I said that I was practicing birdcalls."
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"- You guys, I can't stop barfing. - Please don't say "barf.""
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"I caught a whiff of hair spray and went full Linda Blair in the girls' bathroom."
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"and she made me a traditional tea made out of panda hair."
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"Can we talk about anything else?"
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"How about some Bloody Marys, y'all?"
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"Are you kidding me? The last thing I want to do is drink."
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"It'll help your hangover. That's what Bloody Marys are for."
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"Hair of the dog that done bit yo' ass."
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"# Blame it on the Goose Got you feelin' loose #"
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"# Blame it on the 'Tron Got you in the zone #"
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"# Blame it on the a-a-a- a-a-a-a-a-alcohol #"
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"# 'Cause shorty know what she want #"
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"# I ain't saying what you won't do #"
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"# Don't lie now #"
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"# Here for the weekend thinkin' #"
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"# Fill another cup up Feelin' on your butt, what? #"
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"# Blame it on the 'Tron Got you in the zone #"
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"# Blame it on the blue top Got you feelin' dizzy #"
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"# Blame it on the a-a-a- a-a-a-alcohol #"
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"# And to my independent mamas who can buy they own bottles #"
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"# Blame it on the Goose Got you feelin' loose #"
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"# Blame it on the 'Tron Got you in the zone #"
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"I mean, you always bring it with the singing and the dancing."
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"But what I was really impressed with today was your acting."
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"I truly thought that some of you guys were drunk."
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"We take our craft serious."
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"Problem is- That-That song is great..."
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"but it- it kind of glorifies drinking, don't you think?"
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"I mean, we're supposed to sing about the dangers of alcohol for this assembly."
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"Well, good luck finding a song that does that."
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"Mr. Schue? First of all, that vest is very cute."
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"You are all kinds of awesome."
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"because there's really none, as long as you have a proper designated driver."
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"Have I ever told you how great you are?"
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"Well, Rachel, yeah, driving drunk is dangerous."
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"Yeah, it kills about 400 people every year."
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"Santana, are you- Are you crying?"
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"You're such a hypocrite. You drink. Most adults do."
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"I may have a beer every now and then, but I don't- I don't get drunk."
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"We're just saying this is a waste of time. We're totally aware of alcohol."
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"We see adults drinking it and having fun."
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"Every commercial during NASCAR is for beer."
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"Okay. Enough, guys."
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"Look, tomorrow, come with your thinking caps on..."
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"because we're gonna spend the entire day..."
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"brainstorming ideas for songs to sing at this assembly."
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"I used to drink a lot more when I was their age."
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"Most of the time, it was just to deal with Terri, but..."
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"I mean, who am I to tell them not to drink..."
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"when I blacked out a couple of times when I was their age?"
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"- And I ended up okay. - You're taking this way too hard."
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"- Something else going on? - Let's see. Um..."
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"My divorce is starting to really sink in."
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"Sue's coaching my competition at regionals."
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"And Emma is looking for a house with her husband."
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"Is that all?"
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"- What do you do for stress relief? - Exercise."
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"Well, me, too, but that's a little too close to being productive."
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"You got to get a little ridiculous, man, burn off some of that angst."
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"- You have any suggestions? - Tomorrow night..."
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"you're tagging along with me for my stress relief."
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"We're going to a little place they call Rosalita's Roadhouse."
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"Isn't that like a honky-tonk bar?"
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"You ain't lived till you've seen me in a cowboy hat."
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"# So far away #"
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"# Doesn't anybody stay In one place anymore?"
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"- I didn't drink that much. - Are you kidding?"
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"You spent the entire night sucking Rachel Berry's face."
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"That, sir, is what we call rock bottom."
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"- Oh, my God. Speak of the devil. - Two medium drips."
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"Hi, Rachel. Kurt and I were just talking about you."
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"You're such a cutie-pie with your blazer and your pants."
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"So, I have a question for you."
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"- I wanted to know- - Is she drunk?"
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"Uh-huh. All right, I'll see you then."
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"Okay, bye."
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"Oh, that's amazing. She's got a girl crush on you."
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"Wait a second. Why'd you say yes?"
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"- You can't lead her on. - Who says I'm leading her on?"
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"You can't be serious."
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"When we kissed, it- it felt good."
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"What's the harm in going out on one crummy little date?"
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"- You're gay, Blaine. - I thought I was."
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"But I've never even had a boyfriend before."
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"Isn't this the time you're supposed to figure stuff out?"
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"when they want to hold hands with girls and feel like a normal person for a change."
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"Because I look up to you."
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"I admire how proud you are of who you are."
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"I know what it's like to be in the closet, and here you are about to tiptoe back in."
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"I'm really sorry if this hurts your feelings or your pride or whatever."
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"But however confusing it might be for you..."
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"it's actually a lot more confusing for me."
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"You're 100% sure who you are. Fantastic."
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"Well, maybe we all can't be so lucky."
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"Sort of exactly what you're saying to me right now. Isn't it?"
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"I'm honestly just trying to figure out who I am..."
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"and for you, of all people, to get down on me for that..."
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"I didn't think that's who you were."
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"I'll see you."
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"I'd say "bye," but I wouldn't want to make you angry."
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"- Come on, brother. - # Last night #"
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"Bring it in."
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"Whoo!"
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"Welcome, everybody, to Rosalita's Roadhouse..."
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"where the men are men and the sheep are nervous."
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"joining us here for the first time tonight."
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"tells me Will wants to hop up on stage and sing us a song."
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"Whoo!"
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"You know- You know, I- I am not singing anything without my gal here."
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"Come on, bring her a microphone. Bring her a microphone."
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"I come home one Friday..."
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"had to tell the landlady I done lost my job."
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"Mm-mmm."
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"Now, next Friday come, I didn't get the rent..."
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"and out the door I went."
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"# I ain't seen my baby since the night before last #"
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"# I want one bourbon one shot and one beer #"
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"I want all that! Come on now!"
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