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Clips from Glee (2009) - Drama (S02E02)

"Whoo! Drinks on me!"
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"Thanks for helping with the party cleanup..."
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"- I was in the neighborhood. - At 10:00?"
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"Are you sure you're not here just to find out how my date with Blaine went?"
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"Oh, was that tonight?"
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"Look, we're friends, so I'm gonna be honest with you."
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"The date was lovely."
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"We saw Love Story at the revival theater."
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"We even dressed up as the characters."
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"That's not gay at all. Did you kiss?"
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"No. Our lips spent the evening mouthing Ali MacGraw's dialogue."
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"Frankly, I did expect a little snog as the date drew to a close..."
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"but I guess the timing just wasn't right."
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"Or the blood-alcohol level."
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"Look, I know that you have feelings for him..."
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"and I'm sure you think I'm crazy for asking him out."
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"But Blaine is obviously conflicted..."
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"and if he turns out not to be gay..."
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"well, then I guess I will have done you a favor."
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"And I'm doing you a favor by telling you that Blaine..."
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"is the first of a long line of conflicted men that you will date..."
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"that will later turn out to be only the most flaming of homosexuals."
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"Blaine and I have a lot in common."
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"A sentiment expressed by many a hag about many a gay."
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"Look, I don't doubt that you and Blaine..."
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"would have a jolly good time shopping at Burberry..."
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"and arguing who would make the better Rum Tum Tugger."
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"I don't dispute that."
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"But there's something you and Blaine will never have, and that's chemistry."
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"Fine."
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"Then I'm gonna prove you wrong."
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"I'm gonna take the beer goggles off, and I'm gonna kiss him sober."
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"And if the spark is still there..."
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"then I'm taking you to your bakery of choice..."
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"for a piping-hot slice of humble pie."
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"Whoa! Easy, partner."
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"- Taxi's waiting. - All right."
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"How are you not drunk?"
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"We drank exactly the same amount."
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"I got a hollow leg."
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"You got a hollow leg!"
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"I just- just got to grade some papers, and..."
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"I'm still looking for a song for the kids to sing..."
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"at the Alcohol Awareness assembly."
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"- Oh. - Yes. Uh, the kids want to sing a Ke$ ha song..."
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"Sometimes it is fun."
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"Exactly."
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"Like tonight."
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"That's the most fun I've had in a really long time."
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"- We didn't drive. - Mmm. Yeah."
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"- What's wrong with that? - Nothin'."
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"Except we're not teenagers anymore, Will."
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"You know?"
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"The way I see it, you can't just lecture kids."
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"I mean, we can't stop them from drinking..."
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"if that's what they're gonna do."
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"I mean, the best we can do is make them aware of the dangers..."
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"and just hope they're smart enough to make a good decision on their own."
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"I don't know."
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"You nut."
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"All right, buddy. I'm out of here. Don't get up."
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"I'm not. I'm gonna stay right..."
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"- Hey. - Yes?"
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"You just make sure you drink lots of water."
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"- Okay? - Mwah!"
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"I love you."
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"Right back at you."
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"Yay. Happy face. Okay."
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"That was a valiant effort."
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"I don't even know who you are."
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"Oh, what the hell."
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"Hey there, sexy lady."
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"I know it's late, and I know you're taken."
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"I've had a couple drinks, but..."
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"there's something I r-really, really want to say to you."
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"I know we've had issues with your kids performing in front of the school..."
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"but I have a really good feeling about this one."
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"I'm not screaming. Are you okay?"
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"Oh, wow, your cologne is just really strong."
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"It's Drakkar Noir!"
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"- Hey. - Emma."
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"Oh, Will, you look terrible."
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"Considering how much I drank, I think I'm lucky to be alive."
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"- I am so embarrassed. - Why?"
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"I-I drunk-dialed you last night."
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"What would you have said that you'd be embarrassed about?"
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"I-I-I- Just must have been a really elaborate, uh, booze dream, yeah."
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"It's time, Will."
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"Those state institutions tend to turn the fire hose..."
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"on patients going through the D.T.'s."
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"But at this point, I have no other option but a forced intervention."
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"Sue, I do not have a drinking problem."
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"Really? Then what's with the Corey Hart imitation?"
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"Will, I'm trying to save you."
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"Why? All you ever want to do is destroy me."
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"Yeah, well, it's kind of like nursing a P.O.W. back to health..."
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"so he's at his strongest when you torture him to death."
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"All right, Will."
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"You had your chance to do this the easy way."
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"If you get yolk in it or you don't let it stiffen properly..."
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"then you might as well be making pancakes."
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"All right. You think the one we already made is ready yet?"
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"- I hope so. - All right, let's check it out."
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"Here we go. Ta-da."
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"You didn't leave enough room in the dish to let it rise."
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"Hey, I'm sorry. Why are you being so hard on me?"
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"I would've been happy with you teaching me to make toast."
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"I know this is supposed to be bonding time, but it's Blaine."
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"He's interested in Rachel."
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"I'm confused. I thought he was gay too."
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"Oh, he is, he is. He's just... experimenting."
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"Yeah. He's not the only one."
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"What does that mean?"
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"Look, I need you to ask me before you have someone sleep over."
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"We-We were fully clothed the entire time."
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"Blaine was too drunk to drive, so I let him crash here."
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"- I was being responsible. - You kids are drinking now?"
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"Finn and I didn't have any, if that's what you're worried about."
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"No. I'm worried about you being inappropriate in my house."
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"And if Puckerman had a sleepover with Finn, would that be inappropriate?"
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