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Clips from The Simpsons - Sweets and Sour Marge (S13E13)

"That's a great idea!"
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"Do you think I could run a mile in three-and-a-half minutes?"
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"The Simpsons are going to Mars!"
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"Or maybe I'll think of something else."
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"Three years."
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"Fine. I'll just play the banjo with this cobra."
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"Wait, wait, wait!"
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"Technically the cobra would get the record. He's the one playing."
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"But it's my banjo!"
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"Mr. Simpson, there are thousands of people like you"
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"Yeah. They're called Congress!"
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"is with some kind of group stunt."
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"Like that town that made the world's largest omelet."
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"Denver? No, Spanish."
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"Fellow Springfielders! I have called you all here"
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"so we can enter The Duff Book of World Records!"
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"We're going to build the world's tallest human pyramid!"
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"Finally this town will have a real claim to fame."
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"Aye. We can stop all the lies."
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"I haven't seen this much flesh"
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"Seriously, Elke's great."
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"My vision is coming to life!"
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"Hey! Hey!"
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"Thanks, great."
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"and try for the summit tomorrow."
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"Yeah, Dad. You can be the world's laziest stunt organizer."
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"Why, you little..."
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"You're about a foot short of the record."
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"Wait a minute."
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"We did it! Springfield rules!"
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"One Mississippi..."
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"Two Mississippi..."
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"Dude, you're lying on top of me! Dude?"
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"Wait a minute. Look at the scale!"
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"Divide by the number of people, subtract belts and shoes..."
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"Everyone, welcome to The Duff Book of World Records!"
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"Springfield is the world's fattest town!"
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"Congratulations, fellow Springfielders."
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"This town will no longer be known as "America's Sorrow. ""
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"I can't believe it. Everyone's celebrating their obesity!"
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"I can finally stop sucking in my gut."
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"Mom, we're out of Frosting Gobs."
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"Mmm."
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"You kids do eat a lot of sugar,"
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"but at least Homer can have a nice healthy grapefruit."
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"Yeah. You can't improve on nature."
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"Look at all the empty calories."
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"Ooh!"
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"No, that is sugar with free donuts."
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"Marge has a point."
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"Is my carton of Pixy Stix in?"
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"When they come in, you call me at this number."
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"I am sorry, but everything in this store,"
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"Well, I'm going to have a talk with them."
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"Where are their worldwide headquarters located?"
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"Why, right down the street."
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"That's lucky."
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"Yes. I'm Garth Motherloving."
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"but do the kids still say,"
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"I want you to stop putting so much sugar in everything."
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"Mmm. That'll boost sales!"
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"While we're at it, why don't I just change my name back to Hitler?"
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"bring it up with your sewing circle, okay?"
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"Note to Marge. Get out!"
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"I'll play it later."
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"If you looked up meanie-beanie-fo-feanie"
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"in the dictionary, you'd see his picture."
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"Wait! You went to a sugar factory?"
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"Were there Oompa Loompas?"
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"Oh."
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"Why don't you file a class-action suit?"
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"The prostitute with the heart of gold."
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"for every person in America. Look."
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"Pick me! Pick me!"
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"Pick me! I just passed the bar, see?"
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"Oh. Hop in."
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"We want to sue the sugar industry"
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"We have to sign up plaintiffs and take depositions from the townspeople."
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"Ah, jeez. You don't want old Gil going door-to-door."
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"Oh, I've made too many enemies"
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"selling suckless vacuum cleaners"
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"Don't worry. I'll do the legwork."
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"I'm filing a class-action lawsuit against big sugar."
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"Would you like to give a deposition?"
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"Sugar's made my Ralphie hyperactive."
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"I'm happy and angry!"
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"Now let's see if I can remember how to make my mark."
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"I'll get down with your lawsuit."
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"Disco Stu got hooked on the white stuff back in the 70s."
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"How do you like it? How do you like it?"
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"What are you talking about? Is that dinner?"
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"It was dinner!"
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"Who is this?"
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"I'm an anonymous whistleblower."
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"I worked on a top-secret project"
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"Professor Frink?"
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"Oh, what gave me away?"
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"Out of curiosity, was it the hoyvin or the mayvin"
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"or was it the whole gahoyving thing that I do?"
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"So, Professor, tell us about Operation Hoyvin-Mayvin."
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"Hoyvin-mayvin."
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"I'll kill you, too! I'll kill you all!"
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"I'll kill you while you sleep."
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"Objection!"
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"Now, Count Fudgula, how long were you spokes-vampire"
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"for Motherloving's breakfast cereals?"
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"Twenty of your mortal years,"
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"but I had to quit when my fangs succumbed to gingivitis."
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"Now all my victims have to be mashed up."
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"Aw."
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"but I think you might be turned around"
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"It's Hershey highwaymen like you who made me fat."
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"Well, Your Honor, the court carries it well."
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"Silence! I rule in favor of Marge Simpson!"
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"Yay!"
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"Oh, I am so proud of you."
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"Under what has been dubbed "Marge's Law,""
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"all forms of sugar are now illegal."
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"Thank you, Erin Choco-snitch!"
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"Well, good work, Blue-hair-in-Brocko-witch."
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