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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - The Waitress is Getting Married (S05E05)

"I don't know. What do you think?"
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"You know what? Why don't you go grab five more?"
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"Which street? Spring."
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"What does he do? S-S-Salt."
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"Salt? Sea... salt. Sea salt."
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"So- Okay, I'm getting the manager."
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"Well, don't get the- Damn it."
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"Yeah. You look amazing."
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"What's your situation? Um, I'm engaged."
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"But we're having a whole nontraditional kinda small thing."
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"Mac, Dennis, can I talk to you in the office, please?"
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"Because it's private. Ah, that sounds like a whole thing. I'm not into it."
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"- Mmm. - Shit!"
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"while Charlie deals with this whole hornet/wasp situation?"
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"Yeah."
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"Put some vegetable oil on it. That'll make you feel better. Okay. Bye, sexy."
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"That's my booty call. We're into some really weird food fetish stuff."
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"Guys! I cannot believe you're not thinking about Charlie right now."
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"All you care about is the fact the waitress is getting married before you. Right?"
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"And C: Get this. The guy she's marrying used to be my boyfriend."
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"Charlie might go postal if he finds out about this and kill all of us."
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"Dee, save yourself the embarrassment. Yeah, yeah."
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"What are you doing there, buddy?"
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"I'm trying to smoke these hornets to death so I can get their honey."
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"They keep flying up the tube, stinging me on my face. I think I just swallowed one."
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"I just don't think there's any science to support that, buddy."
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"There's some very basic science out there supporting that. No."
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"No. Trust me, pal."
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"Someone you like even more than the waitress."
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"I don't see how that's possible."
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"Let's do who you are minus the hornet stings."
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"- and see if he likes it. Ready? - Yeah."
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"Yeah, I can see where this is going."
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"Let's just not do that. We'll just Photoshop it."
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"Put milk steak. She'll know what it is."
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"Uh, magnets."
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"Playing with magnets? Just magnets."
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"- All right, what are some of your likes? - Uh, ghouls."
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"We'll make it up. We'll make the whole thing up. Let's get out of here!"
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"Cover your knees up if you're gonna be walking around everywhere."
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"Brad, you can totally come since you guys decided to do that nontraditional mumbo jumbo."
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"Hold on here. Hold on. What am I hearing?"
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"Look, I think it sounds great. It sounds like fun. Okay, perfect!"
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"Wonderful! We've got a deal. See you guys tomorrow night, my place, at 8:00."
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"Bye, Brad. Good to see you."
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"Deandra, you got any bacon bits?"
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"All right, Mrs. Mac, make sure that you talk..."
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"You remember that? There's a whole carton of cigarettes in it for you."
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"- 'Cause it makes you get all weird. All right, this is- -"
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"There they are!"
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"Oh, you big, old, fat stick in the mud! Come on in, you guys."
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"- What's up? - Here you go. Would you like some punch?"
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"No, absolutely not. I remember what an embarrassing problem you have with alcohol."
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"I thought there was, like, cocaine and heroin."
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"and banging for money on the street? No. no."
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"Really? Oh, no, no, no, no. You know what?"
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"You're absolutely right. I'm confusing you with another pathetic drunk that I know."
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"Whoo-hoo. You look really nice tonight."
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"You like that? You like that?"
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"Stick to the game plan, okay? She's a lawyer. I like that."
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"No? Oh, for God's sakes! What is that?"
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"Ph-Philio- Philian- Philanthropist."
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"Is that cheese? Have you eaten cheese?"
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"How much cheese is too much cheese?"
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"All right. All right, all right. Does that calm you down?"
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"Me. I broke Brad's heart in high school and I feel really bad about it. Okay?"
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"I used to look like her. Give me my cigarettes."
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"Okay, I- I didn't tell you to go. I didn't give you the high sign."
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"Wait, no. No, no, no, no, Brad. No, don't leave yet. I'm sorry."
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"- I need a ride. - Oh, really? Well, I ain't giving you shit, you old bitch!"
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"Okay, because y-you're bleeding. Oh, shit."
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"Is it bleeding again? I'm sorry."
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"I run into, like- like a lot of, like, hornets in my line of work."
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"And I get stung up, like, bad all over my face and stuff."
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"I'm a full-on rapist, you know?"
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"I'm a philan- a philan- a philan..."
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"I'm a janitor at a bar."
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"Yeah. Can I- How the hell are you gonna explain that to her?"
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"I'm freaking out, dude. Okay, new plan. New plan. New plan."
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"It is a no scenario! Why?"
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"Talk to her about being a lawyer, okay? I can do that."
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"I'm, like, "Give me your shirt, bro. " And he didn't want to give it to me."
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"It's so wonderful to see you here again this evening. Right. My good man."
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"and a side of your finest jellybeans, raw."
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"Mr. Kelly, we have your milk boiling just the way you like it back there for your steak."
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"- What? - What in the hell are you doing?"
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"Come on, you guys blew it, dude! We blew it?"
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"- We don't know shit about chicks? - Yeah!"
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"Yeah. And so the Wendy's manager is all, "You gotta clean that up!""
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"And now she won't talk to me. Frank, I don't give a shit about any of this."
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"Hey, man, where's the baseball bat?"
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"Baseball bat in the corner. Oh."
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"Really? Yeah."
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"I remember how they made fun of you."
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"Anyway, I have been getting my revenge."
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"Damn."
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"Really? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I feel like you deserve it."
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"Well, thanks, dude. Yeah."
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"Look, we don't normally do this."
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"But I think I'm gonna need some proof that you're actually getting married."
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"What? Why?"
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"Because you've been coming in here and trying on wedding dresses every Saturday..."
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"for over a year now."
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"Yeah. That's 'cause it takes a really long time to plan a wedding."
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"Don't get up all over my balls, Lucy. Just go get the dresses."
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"When is the wedding? Soon."
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"Where? A church."
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"Which one? The nearby one."
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"The nearby one? Right down the street."
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"He's a salt seaman."
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"He- He dives in to the ocean for the sea salt."
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"And then he brings it back up. And then we eat it."
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"Brad Fisher. From high school."
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"Brad Fisher. No way."
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"I kinda grew into myself. Yes, you did. Yes, you did."
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"Why did I ever break up with you, you beefcake? It was because of the acne."
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"Was it because of the acne? Yeah. Yeah. Uh, when it got real bad,"
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"Well, I don't really remember saying exactly that."
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"It's- It's fine. We were kids. We were kids."
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"We're not kids anymore. No."
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