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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Have Yourself a Maily Linda Christmas (S10E10)

"That truck left five minutes ago."
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"- That was the truck? - Mm-hmm."
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"Also, you're a sorting clerk?"
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"from your P.O. without authorization?"
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"I could call your superior."
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"It would ruin our great relationship."
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"But it's Christmas Eve."
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"Drop the package in the bin outside my office."
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"We'll forget this happened."
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"So it'll get there tomorrow?"
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"God, no. December 26, if you're lucky."
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"But that's when they celebrate Christmas somewhere, right?"
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"Australia, Russia... I don't know."
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"Uh-huh. Bin's outside my office."
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"Wasn't that the bin?"
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"Or is my bin-dar way off?"
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"This isn't that far away."
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"And on Christmas Eve, we'd get there in no time."
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"- Yeah, sure, sure. - What about Dad?"
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"He seems... what's a less sad way of saying "scared of Grandma"?"
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"He'll be fine."
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"He makes a big deal out of seeing my parents,"
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"- but he loves them, deep down. - Real deep."
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"- So far deep. - Puts his butt to sleep."
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"- to another town pop-out. - Yes!"
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"All right, we got to do this quick."
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"Not that they'll come looking for us."
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"The guy at the plant had enough going on."
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"He won't notice one little bitty missing package, right?"
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"Hello?"
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"Donna, it's Fred over at the distro center."
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"I think one of your seasonal hires went loco"
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"and made off with a Priority Express parcel."
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"Oh. Let me guess."
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"Linda Belcher? I'll take care of it."
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"Hello? It's Donna."
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"Linda Belcher went rogue."
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"and is delivering it herself."
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"Did that sound cool?"
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"Uh, sure."
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"♪ Hallelujah ♪"
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"♪ Hallelujah, hallelujah ♪"
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"♪ Hallelujah. ♪"
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"Bob?"
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"I think I threw away my medication."
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"- Will you root through the garbage for me? - Uh, yeah."
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"You know, I don't have to get my own Christmas tree."
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"My lover gets it for me."
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"Dirk. Dirk Moneyrich."
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"Uh, ri... oh, right."
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"Remember, you guys arm-wrestled?"
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"- Mm-hmm, yep, yep. - Everyone good for drinks?"
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"Uh, Grandpa, more milk?"
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"Yes, please."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Aw, this is fun, Bob."
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"Especially compared to last year"
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"and all that business with..."
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"The ottoman."
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"Ugh! Again with the ottoman?"
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"- Oh, no. Okay, uh... - Ottoman?"
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"Um, uh..."
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"♪ Deck the halls with balls of holly ♪"
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"- Take it, Tina! - Uh, ♪ La-la-la-la-la ♪"
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"♪ Da-da-deck the halls. ♪"
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"Uh-oh. Hello?"
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"Oh, h-hi, Mike."
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"Uh, how's your chestnuts?"
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"They roasting?"
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"Do you still have that Priority Express package?"
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"I, uh..."
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"Hey, look, it's okay."
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"We have mail carrier-mail sorter confidentiality."
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"Okay. I've got it. I'm-I'm dropping it off"
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"for a little boy in Bog Harbor on Murray Hill Drive."
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"Linda, there's no such thing"
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"as mail carrier-mail sorter confidentiality."
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"- Damn it! - Reroute and bring the package to me."
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"And then you'll deliver it?"
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"No. I'll bring it to the plant. That's the law."
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"I-I can't do that, Mike."
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"Look, I was like you once."
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"I loved being a mailman on Christmas."
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"I felt like a large elf."
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"Or a small Santa."
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"I took the mail personally."
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"But now I just take the mail."
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"You got to follow protocol."
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"No matter what the package is or who it's for"
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"or what they tell you is inside."
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"- You talking about poop? - I'm talking about poop."
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"The guy who dropped this off wasn't like that. He was nice."
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"Well-well, kind of weird, a little sweaty, but nice."
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"Nice, sweaty and weird: if my penis could talk."
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"Listen, Mike, I-I'm sorry, but I got to pretend"
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"my cell phone's not working now."
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"- I'm losing you, Mike. - Do not do this, Linda."
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"Sorry, honey. Even on Christmas Eve,"
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"I can't fail the mail."
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"Did that sound badass, or...?"
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"Uh, kinda."
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"♪ And a partridge in a pantry. ♪"
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"Yay! Tina, that was great singing."
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"I want to talk about the ottoman incident."
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"Ottoman, ottoman, ottoman!"
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"Let it go already!"
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"Or, uh, let it snow."
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"Uh, o-one more time, people."
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"- Uh... - Bob, you be the judge."
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"Listen to my side of the story,"
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"then my parents' side,"
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"and then tell me I'm right."
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"Ha! We're right!"
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"Me? Judge? Uh, I just realized"
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"I have to go to the bathroom"
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"so much..."
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"for so long. Bye-bye."
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"Uh..."
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"anyone think I've grown at all?"
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"- No. - Good eye, good eye."
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