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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Have Yourself a Maily Linda Christmas (S10E10)

"I can't believe even the big chain stores"
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"were closed for the holidays."
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"Since when did they have a soul?"
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"Oh, it's hopeless. Mom, just give me the package."
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"Whatever's in it, I'll give it to Tina."
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"No. Louise, no. Oh, we're here, we're here!"
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"Okay, here goes Christmas."
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"- Linda Belcher. - Aah!"
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"- Mike! - Yeah."
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"You're here? How'd you make it so fast?"
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"Don't mess with a mail carrier."
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"We know all the surface streets."
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"Hand over the package, Linda."
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"Uh..."
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"but, uh..."
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"I want to do this for you."
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"Let me spread this Christmas cheer, damn it!"
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"You're not a mail carrier."
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"But we try to love her anyway."
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"That package is going back to the plant. It's the law."
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"- Sounded cool when you said that. - Finally."
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"Even if there is no little boy in there."
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"- Uh, Mom? - And even if there's nothing"
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"in this package but a whole bunch of human poop."
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"Mom, look."
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"- He's real. - And he's spectacular."
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"What is this? Are you guys carolers or something?"
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"We're not. We're kids."
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"Much like you, m'boy."
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"Uh, we're-we're from the post office."
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"Really? Is that package for me?"
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"I'm not a mail carrier, but you are."
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"Come on, Mike, deliver the package."
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"- I don't know. - Take it."
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"Mike, no."
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"- Damn. - Cold-hearted."
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"Aw. I'm so sorry, sweetie."
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"Signature required."
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"What's happening?"
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"Special delivery. I need someone to sign."
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"Are you undercover mail people?"
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"A brown one?"
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"- Oh. - It's not great."
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"Okay. Um, thank you. Merry Christmas."
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"Uh, hey, what's, uh, what's the gift sitch in there?"
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"Got any extras?"
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"You know, you got so many, you're like, "Ugh,"
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"- I got doubles of this..." - I mean, I..."
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"- You know? - We open them tomorrow,"
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"- so I don't really know. - Oh, yeah?"
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"You want to just give me one?"
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"If it's great, I'll send it back."
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"If not, maybe I did you a favor."
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"Dad?"
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"- Hmm? - Are you doing that thing"
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"where you say you have to go to the bathroom"
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"but really you're just sort of avoiding things?"
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"No. I'm, uh, really going."
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"I would know if you were. We all would know."
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"- Well... - They need you in there, Dad."
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"Mom helps them to not talk about things."
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"You mean help them work it out?"
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"Oof. Sounds hard. But yeah."
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"you're not just gonna run in here and lock the door, are you?"
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"- No. - Promise?"
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"Yes."
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"Sorry, sorry. Got to stay strong."
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"Finally!"
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"I was in Florida,"
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"visiting them in their condo."
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"Dirk Moneyrich was at our other house in Tuscany."
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"They were so happy to see me because I'm their favorite."
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"I was gonna hide in the flip-up ottoman"
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"And surprise him."
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"So I got in."
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"New meds."
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"When I tried to jump out,"
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"Then they left to go to a movie without me!"
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"I was in that ottoman for hours, trapped,"
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"with those smelly slippers."
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"It was hell!"
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"We didn't know where you went."
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"We didn't think you were serious about the ottoman."
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"Of course I was serious! It was an incredible idea!"
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"Also, I was yelling for you to let me out!"
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"- We're hard of hearing. - Huh?"
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"Al, we're talking about the ottoman!"
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"- I keep my slippers in there. - I know!"
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"Their scent will haunt me!"
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"I still wake up screaming, "Slippers!""
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"I-I... I think we can settle this."
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"It's unbelievable. They're all laughing."
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"- What did you do? - I-I just told them"
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"that it's more important to be together on Christmas"
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"than it is to win some dumb argument."
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"- And that worked? - Kinda. Not really."
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"But then I went into the bedroom and called Gayle"
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"pretending to be from the bank."
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"I told her to put it on speakerphone."
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"and was a fire hazard."
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"And your parents seemed to believe it."
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"That put everyone in a good mood."
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"- Aw, good for Gayle. - Yep."
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"Made from a Priority Express packing slip."
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"- Yeah. We learned origami. - And don't even ask"
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"Mike the Mailman if he's really good at it,"
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"'cause what does that have to do with anything?"
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"But that's not all... Gene and I got you something else."
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"- You ready? - Yep."
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"Here it is."
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"Sorry, T, we wanted to get you something better."
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"Unless you're setting me up for my real gift?"
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"Tina, you're patting me down?"
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"- Seriously, there's no other gift. - Shh. I know."
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"♪ 'Cause it's my favorite holiday ♪"
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"♪ Just 'cause it is the, 'tis the season ♪"
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"♪ Christmas by myself ♪"
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"♪ Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas ♪"
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"♪ Merry Christmas. ♪"
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"Seasonal hires. Lord help me."
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