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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Have Yourself a Maily Linda Christmas (S10E10)

"But how else is it gonna get to the nephew? Ah, I need a candy cane."
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"Ugh, chocolate."
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"Grandma and Grandpa haven't been here in a while."
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"Big night, huh, Dad?"
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"I'll bet they're gonna say I grew."
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"Mm-hmm. Yep. Yep."
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"Oh, God, Linda, get home."
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"Uh, wh-where's your brother and sister?"
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"Probably wrapping gifts for the gift exchange."
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"If I know them, everything has to be just so."
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"Mom's home."
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"Or that stray cat that knows how to open doors is back."
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"The relatives will be here soon, and then we're stuck."
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"Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk."
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"Tina, don't chop so fast."
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"We'll finish cooking too soon"
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"and I won't have an excuse to stay in the kitchen"
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"when your grandparents and Gayle are here."
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"Copy that."
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"- Chop... - Slower."
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"Chop..."
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"Oh, thank God. You're home."
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"How long until they get here again?"
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"Uh, like a half hour. Why?"
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"I need to pop out."
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"Just for a second. It's a work thing."
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"What? Don't "I have to pop out" me, Linda."
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"And you help keep the peace between them and Gayle."
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"- Bob... - And you know all the lies"
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"that Gayle tells them to make it sound"
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"like she's having a better life than she's having."
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"- I can't keep track. - Remember when she told them"
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"she was doing some eyebrow modeling abroad?"
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"Bob, calm down. I'll be back before you know it."
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"Just... drink."
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"Fine. Hurry, please."
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"Gene and I are gonna go with Mom."
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"- What? - We are?"
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"Right, we are."
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"No, kids. I got to be quick."
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"But we've already spent so much"
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"of Christmas Eve without our mommy."
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"We don't want to miss another solitary second."
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"Aw, she called me "mommy.""
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"Al right, fine. We're going now, let's go."
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"I could go for some Christmas Eve mommy time."
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"- Hell, no, Tina, you stay here! - Cool, cool, cool."
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"What's in that mama-jama?"
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"It's a very special gift for someone's very special nephew."
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"Whose? Uncle Kracker's?"
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"- Nephew Kracker? - No. Maybe."
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"We're dropping it off at the sorting plant."
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"This is a... mission."
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"To spread Christmas cheer."
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"It's fun, right? Christmas is fun."
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"Yeah! Take that, Charlie Brown, you mope."
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"can we stop somewhere cheap?"
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"Uh, and well stocked with, you know,"
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"Is this about your gift exchange?"
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"You half-assed it, huh?"
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"Ugh. I thought we all had an agreement to half-ass it."
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"Well, everything's closed, but we'll see what we can do."
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"Maybe it's Mom and she's just being really formal?"
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"Yeah, we were gonna stop at my house first."
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"My big, rich person house."
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"from being a world-famous Internet doctor?"
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"Right. Right."
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"But workmen were there."
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"I'm having some bathrooms removed."
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"Because you have so many bathrooms?"
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"Don't worry, Bob, I'll keep the one you always stink up."
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"You okay, Grandpa?"
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"Need something to drink?"
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"Wow."
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"It's cold in here."
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"Did they turn off your heat again?"
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"No. It's just winter."
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"Maybe you'd be more comfortable in the living room, by the tree?"
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"- I hope. - Oh!"
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"That's supposed to be the tree?"
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"Hello! Can somebody let us in?"
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"I work for the Postal Service. Temporarily."
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"Another Christmas Eve screaming through a fence."
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"Oh, it's your father."
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"Hi, sweetie. How are things?"
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"Linda, where are you?"
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"Your family's here."
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"- Already? - Yeah."
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"Uh, I'll be back soon."
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"How soon is soon, Linda?"
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"Soon, Bob. Where are they? What are they doing?"
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"Well, right now they're in the living room."
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"Tina's telling them the story"
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"of how she almost took piano lessons."
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"Ooh, that's a good story, but Bob,"
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"- you got to be in there, too. - What?"
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"They need a buffer."
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"Then bring 'em in there with you."
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"I'm sorry."
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"- I love you very much. - No, you don't!"
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"the best Christmas ever."
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"- I promise. - Mom, look."
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"- Bob, I got to go. - Linda, wait."
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"Oh, and if they bring up the ottoman thing,"
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"What's the ottoman thing again?"
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"I think I smell reindeer."
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"So we just drop the package and go?"
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"No. We got to make sure it goes out tonight."
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"We got to talk to the person in charge."
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"We got to get this package on the truck,"
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"or it'll ruin some nephew's Christmas and he'll probably cry"
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"and none of the angels will get their wings."
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"Who the hell are you?"
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"Sorry. Uh, Linda Belcher."
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"Postal clerk. Just for the holidays."
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"My-my boss is Donna... something."
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"Uh-huh. And these are your kids?"
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"Can you help us out?"
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"The package, it's for Christmas delivery?"
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"- Yeah. - So it's Priority Express."
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