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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Have Yourself a Maily Linda Christmas (S10E10)

"and Gayle get together and I'm not there to keep the peace?"
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"- The ottoman situation? - Don't mention it, Bob."
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"Just don't even bring it up."
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"And also, you'll be here, right?"
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"- To... not bring it up? - We'll be here, Dad."
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"That's nice, but you guys"
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"just give them a hug and then you run away."
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"To be fair, I'm a lot."
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"Less is more with me."
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"Sort, sort, sort, sort, sort, sort, sorted."
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"Sort, sort, sort, sort..."
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"Scratch my butt, that feels good."
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"Ah! So much mail."
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"If you ask me, though,"
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"this is the best place to be on Christmas Eve."
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"Except at home."
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"And if you accidentally got locked in the mall."
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"I bet that would be really fun."
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"- Yeah. - Just think."
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"There's little presents in every one of these boxes."
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"We get to play Santa. We spread cheer."
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"Faces are lighting up."
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"Andie MacDowell, probably."
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"And it's all because of us; well, me, temporarily."
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"You're lucky, you get to do it full-time."
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"Huh? Uh, you say something?"
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"Oh. Oh. Well, I'll just tell you again."
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"Just think. There's little presents in every one of these boxes."
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"You found Santa."
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"Now you get to keep the candy cane."
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"Everyone loves a candy cane, right?"
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"But it's chocolate-flavored; it's kinda gross."
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"- I didn't read the box. - Uh-huh."
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"Mike... There he is."
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"Mike, you're the one who vouched for Linda"
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"- Uh... yeah. - Aw, thanks, Mike."
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"What a nice guy, right?"
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"Oh, he's backing away without saying anything."
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"Hey, T. Whatcha... up to?"
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"Ah, Louise!"
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"Uh, I totes did not."
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"Did you see what was inside the tote?"
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"No. Geez, Tina. Easy, girl."
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"Sorry. I... It's just the first annual Kid-Only Belcher Kid Gift Exchange."
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"- We're all feeling the pressure. - Right."
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"Ugh. I saw the gift exchange gifts Tina got for us."
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"- That bad, huh? - No. Good."
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"Remember at the grocery store,"
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"there was a vending machine with Burobu figures,"
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"and I wanted the Slug-aconda"
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"Tina remembered. Ugh. She must've been"
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"plugging quarters into that thing all afternoon."
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"- What did she get me? - I'm not sure."
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"It was like a little tub of sprinkles?"
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"Were they pink?"
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"Actually, yeah."
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"and only available wholesale."
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"Ugh, Tina."
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"- Gah... This is bad. This is very bad. - Wait. Why?"
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"isn't half as good as her gift for me."
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"Oh, he's so judge-y."
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"- What is your gift for Tina? - What's yours?"
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"Wait. We'll say it as the same time."
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"One, two, three..."
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"Barrette."
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"- Seriously? - Hoo boy."
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"I mean, I still had to go into her drawer and get one."
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"And this one's going to the plant."
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"Linda! Do you have to say that for every package?"
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"- Sorry, sorry, Donna. - All right, people,"
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"as of this minute, the post office is closed."
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"The sooner we're gone, the sooner we're not here."
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"Uh, please?"
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"- It's Christmas! - Wha...?"
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"Sir, we're closed."
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"This needs to get to him on Christmas Day."
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"Special delivery. You... you do that, right?"
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"We do that if you get it in before five minutes ago."
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"Listen, maybe you have a nephew who you love very much?"
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"- I have kids. - Kids?"
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"That's not the same thing."
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"But you get it, kinda. This is important."
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"I'm late for a flight or I-I'd take it myself."
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"All right, all right, all right. I'll take it, just hurry up."
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"Oh! Thank you."
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"I just spied on a Christmas miracle."
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"Like one of those goats looking at little baby Jesus."
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"Aw, eating a tin can, looking at Jesus."
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"Truck's here. Load 'em up!"
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"Oh, right, right, right, right."
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"Ugh. How many times do I have to say it, people?"
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"Stack your empties. Your mom doesn't work here."
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"Except for Ernie, because I'm his mom."
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"Gah! Mom!"
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"Where'd I hide Santa?"
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"Oh, gotcha, you rascal."
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"Who stacked these? Geez."
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"Come on, Linda. I'm locking up."
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"This never made it onto the truck."
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"Really? Crap."
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"Well, whoever sent it can file a claim."
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"But there's a present in here for a little boy."
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"- How do you know that? - The guy said."
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"But people in that situation have been known to lie."
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"It could be anything in there; it could be human poop."
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"What? People send poop in the mail?"
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"- Oh, yeah. - Why?"
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"Ah, different reasons."
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"- Mostly bad. - Oh."
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"Linda, if that package isn't at the plant by now,"
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"there's nothing we can do."
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"Put it aside, we'll get to it on the 26th."
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"Now let's go."
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"But... nephew... Christmas."
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"Linda! Come on!"
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"Keep your mouth shut, Santa. I'm doing this for you."
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"I took a package, don't know what I'm gonna do."
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"I'm gonna take it to the plant."
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"I don't have time to take it to the plant."
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"I got to get back to the house."
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