Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from Ted Lasso - Trent Crimm: The Independent (S01E01)

"-Look at his face. -Colin, Isaac, please stop."
Ted Lasso
"Yeah, it really hurts now. It really hurts."
Ted Lasso
"Be careful, Colin, now. That's our new coach."
Ted Lasso
"Thank you."
Ted Lasso
"Okay, way to run out there today, fellas."
Ted Lasso
"You guys are much faster than me."
Ted Lasso
"Except Coach Beard."
Ted Lasso
"Illinois State Champs, baby."
Ted Lasso
"Okay, yeah. Illinois is a state, fellas."
Ted Lasso
"One last thing, there are some gifts up in y'all's lockers."
Ted Lasso
"In your little cubbies up there. So, hope you enjoy 'em."
Ted Lasso
"It's a fucking book."
Ted Lasso
"-Hey. -Yeah, I just thought you should know"
Ted Lasso
"that your boy Nathan's being harassed every single day"
Ted Lasso
"by Jamie and his little... side-pricks."
Ted Lasso
"-Right. -So you know already?"
Ted Lasso
"So, you'll take care of it?"
Ted Lasso
"What the fuck?"
Ted Lasso
"Roy, I learned two pretty big lessons"
Ted Lasso
"on the rough-and-tumble playgrounds of Brookridge Elementary School."
Ted Lasso
"One, if little Ronnie Fowch offers you a candy bar,"
Ted Lasso
"you immediately say no, and you get the hell outta there."
Ted Lasso
"'Cause there's a good chance"
Ted Lasso
"that little son of a gun has just pooped inside of a Butterfinger wrapper."
Ted Lasso
"No one ever saw him do it, but a couple people ate it."
Ted Lasso
"Number two, if the teacher tells the bully not to pick on someone,"
Ted Lasso
"it's just gonna make it worse."
Ted Lasso
"So, you're not gonna do anything?"
Ted Lasso
"No."
Ted Lasso
"Why you winding him up?"
Ted Lasso
"He's the one, Coach."
Ted Lasso
"If we're gonna make an impact here,"
Ted Lasso
"the first domino that needs to fall is right inside that man's heart."
Ted Lasso
"I don't give a shit what you lift, you little pretty boy."
Ted Lasso
"Yeah, you do, 'cause you asked."
Ted Lasso
"-Do you wanna try that? -Not especially."
Ted Lasso
"Do you even understand the influence you have on this team?"
Ted Lasso
"-I'm the shit, yeah. -No, you're a bellend."
Ted Lasso
"It's made me question my own faith."
Ted Lasso
"So, when they pick on Nate..."
Ted Lasso
"and you laugh..."
Ted Lasso
"Right, 'cause Nate's a weak baby and he can't do anything about it."
Ted Lasso
"Good."
Ted Lasso
"Hey, Roy. You comin' to the club tonight?"
Ted Lasso
"Hold on, will you be there?"
Ted Lasso
"-Of course, bruv. -Then fuck no."
Ted Lasso
"You know how you two are always messing with Nate?"
Ted Lasso
"-Yeah. -Yeah."
Ted Lasso
"Keep it up. Makes me laugh."
Ted Lasso
"-Good morning, Higgins. -Good morning. I was just--"
Ted Lasso
"Waiting at the entrance so I'd see you were here on time."
Ted Lasso
"Exactly. You seem in good spirits."
Ted Lasso
"Yes, I am. I've just realized something."
Ted Lasso
"Who cares if we can't run that picture?"
Ted Lasso
"is getting behind the team no matter how badly they play."
Ted Lasso
"It is an outstanding fan base."
Ted Lasso
"Yes, one I believe I can put an end to."
Ted Lasso
"Hooray."
Ted Lasso
"No."
Ted Lasso
"Okay. I'll go back there."
Ted Lasso
"-Here you go. -Thank you."
Ted Lasso
"So, I spoke to the owner of The Sun."
Ted Lasso
"You spoke to God?"
Ted Lasso
"MVP! MVP! MVP!"
Ted Lasso
"-Left leg! Right leg, not as good! -Okay."
Ted Lasso
"-Yeah! -Yes. Okay, thank you, Ted."
Ted Lasso
"Sorry. Yeah, no. You were saying. Go ahead."
Ted Lasso
"In exchange,"
Ted Lasso
"I've agreed for his more reputable newspaper, The Independent,"
Ted Lasso
"to do a profile on you."
Ted Lasso
""One-on-One with Coach Lasso.""
Ted Lasso
"Yeah, okay."
Ted Lasso
"And he's very good, and the supporters really listen to him."
Ted Lasso
"Oh, no. I know Trent, yeah. He's a tough cookie."
Ted Lasso
"-Really? -Yeah, but that's okay."
Ted Lasso
"You know what you do with tough cookies, don't ya?"
Ted Lasso
"-No. -Dip 'em in milk."
Ted Lasso
"All right, let's run that new one."
Ted Lasso
"Hello, Coach Ted Lasso from America."
Ted Lasso
"Hello, Trent Crimm from The Independent."
Ted Lasso
"Hey, excited to spend the day with ya. Gonna be fun."
Ted Lasso
"-Yeah! -Snuck it by him."
Ted Lasso
"Thataway, Sammy. How'd that feel?"
Ted Lasso
"Oh, wonderful, Coach. I felt that one in my penis."
Ted Lasso
"Yeah. No, that sounds about right. That's good. Yeah."
Ted Lasso
"Hey, Jamie, you gotta sell that run-through hard, baby."
Ted Lasso
"Make the defense believe you. Watch, like this."
Ted Lasso
"Ball! Ball! Give me the ball!"
Ted Lasso
"I want the ball! Give me the ball! I would like the ball, please!"
Ted Lasso
"Make it a performance."
Ted Lasso
"I want you winning an Oscar at the ESPYs next year."
Ted Lasso
"Yeah, that's right."
Ted Lasso
"It's a joke."
Ted Lasso
"Unfortunately for you, though, no one thinks it's funny."
Ted Lasso
"That true?"
Ted Lasso
"Agree to disagree. I find it hilarious."
Ted Lasso
"I thought it was funnier than Step Brothers."
Ted Lasso
"High praise."
Ted Lasso
"That scene where the bunk bed collapses..."
Ted Lasso
"I used to think that was the funniest thing I'd ever seen,"
Ted Lasso
"but then I just saw that."
Ted Lasso
"And now I'm gonna have to rethink my order of what I think is"
Ted Lasso
"Yeah, that's when sports and art combine, as far as I'm concerned."
Ted Lasso
"All right, fellas, let's run it again. Let's go."
Ted Lasso
"Cheers."
Ted Lasso
"Yeah, they're getting it. They're getting it."
Ted Lasso
"Interesting play, Ted. Did you come up with this?"
Ted Lasso
"Oh, no, no, no."
Ted Lasso
"Who's "Nate the Great"?"
Ted Lasso
"Oh, yeah. There he is."
Ted Lasso
"Someone's been walking their dog here. Found another poo."
Ted Lasso
"I'm not exactly sure what his title is."
Ted Lasso
"Hey, Coach. What is Nate's job around here?"
Ted Lasso
"-Kit man. -There you go. Kit man."
Ted Lasso
"Do you mean to tell me you're entrusting a Premier League team's attack"
Ted Lasso
"That young fellow's forgotten more about this sport than I'll ever know."
Ted Lasso
"Heck, might be a genius."
Ted Lasso
"Good kid."
Ted Lasso
"Boy, oh boy."
Ted Lasso
"If you knew Coach Beard, you'd know what a big deal that was."
Ted Lasso
Show more clips